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- Freakzilla
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Someone need to photoshop KJA and Rebecca's head onto a still from "Throw Momma From the Train" with KJA as Owen and Becca as Momma. I can't help but think of that movie when I read these disgusting Twitter posts.
Paul of Dune was so bad it gave me a seizure that dislocated both of my shoulders and prolapsed my anus.
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- SandRider
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Freakzilla wrote:The guy in that picture gives me the creeps for some reason.
more than the creeps.
makes me unreasonably angry.
like Simon's old rat-face avatar.
ugh. wanna slap him ...
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I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008
- Tleszer
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- SandChigger
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"Now, can put 'record producer' on resume" ... could there be any clearer statement of what this jerk is really all about?TheKJA
Rock CD tracks off to mastering, CD booklet to print...releases in June w/novel EDGE OF THE WORLD. Now, can put "record producer" on resume
about 4 hours ago from web
Record producer.
Nebula anthology editor.
Guiness world record holder for "Largest Single-Author Scientology Book Signing".
Multiple award-nominated best-selling hiker.
Husband of "Silky Smooth in Cast Condom Ribbed For Your Pleasure"
Love it.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
- Hunchback Jack
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Wow.
Just caught up on my Jacurutu reading, and saw the Becca "bath nookie" post. And I can't believe KJA actually put "updating his resume" in his latest tweet.
Holy shit, but these people need to understand the the Internet is public, and is forever. My teenage son has more internet discretion than these clowns.
HBJ
Just caught up on my Jacurutu reading, and saw the Becca "bath nookie" post. And I can't believe KJA actually put "updating his resume" in his latest tweet.
Holy shit, but these people need to understand the the Internet is public, and is forever. My teenage son has more internet discretion than these clowns.
HBJ
- Redstar
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I'm fairly sure he's being facetious about that, but I wouldn't put it past him if he wasn't.SandChigger wrote:"Now, can put 'record producer' on resume" ... could there be any clearer statement of what this jerk is really all about?TheKJA
Rock CD tracks off to mastering, CD booklet to print...releases in June w/novel EDGE OF THE WORLD. Now, can put "record producer" on resume
about 4 hours ago from web
I really don't know why they're bragging about this. Do they have to prove to their fapping legions of fans that KJA can spurt literature-sterile jizz on each other as well as the Dune legacy?
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- SandChigger
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- SandChigger
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Ah ... he's going to pull another Normacle Vanish. How original that is. Again.TheKJA
Frowning after BSG finale. I think I'll write my own chapters in a story that makes sense. Or maybe make a main char. vanish into thin air
about 10 hours ago from web
And it makes SO much more sense.
"Let the dead give water to the dead. As for me, it's NO MORE FUCKING TEARS!"
- GamePlayer
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Perhaps if KJA attempted to write anything as challenging, sophisticated and provocative as BSG, he'd realize actual quality writing isn't pumping out words faster than the other guy.
I swear, if KJA ever figured out how much his opinions paint himself as an inadequate ass, he'd probably realize why someone like Ron Moore has a successful show and he doesn't.
I swear, if KJA ever figured out how much his opinions paint himself as an inadequate ass, he'd probably realize why someone like Ron Moore has a successful show and he doesn't.
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"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
- SandRider
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- Seraphan
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I'm so pissed off right now
Fucking dipshit wouldnt understand a washing machine instruction manual.
Fucking dipshit wouldnt understand a washing machine instruction manual.
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
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- Tleszer
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- Freakzilla
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- SandChigger
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On a normal condom, yes.
This is a special "cast-condom" for mature, loving couples....
This is a special "cast-condom" for mature, loving couples....
I'mTheKJA'sMainSqueeze
Asked TheKJA to rub oil on my shoulders; he flopped half out of jacuzzi reaching for it. Saw ole brown eye winking right at me and couldn't help self, poked it with cast-condomed big toe. So soft and giving ... was sunk in up to knee before knew it. He just lay there on the deck, quivering and moaning. Reminded me of honeymoon....
about 4 days ago from web
- TheDukester
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No kidding.SandRider wrote:If you didn't hate him before .....
Kevin J. Anderson, ladies and gentlemen! A "writer" of scenes, a man with zero understanding of plot, character development, theme, pace, subtext, or any of the other factors that often appear in real fiction.
And he's going to mock the writers of BSG? Any one of whom could out-write him on their worst day using a chisel on a rock?
He's just unspeakable.
"Anything I write will be remembered and listed in bibliographies on Dune for several hundred years ..." — some delusional halfwit troll.
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Dude, it's because those have more plot and more character development than he's used too.Seraphan wrote:I'm so pissed off right now
Fucking dipshit wouldnt understand a washing machine instruction manual.
Funny I thought about writting my own endings into the BSG finale. Of course, I don't have the ego to think mine would be better. I just want to know what Cottle does to curb his smoking habit, and if he and Ejay hook up.
Am I the only one that see's Baltar in his old age sitting on a shack with a shotgun and a hound dawg yellin at the Hybrid kids running around to "Git off mah yard!'
And of course, Gaeta is Number 7.
I Bet KJA would have the colony survive, drop into the black hole but narrowly miss when Cavil-with-no-head pilots it into the future. He amazingly arrives in the orbit of Jupiter and starts pumping out ultra young versions of him self and Boomer who have sex and attack humans. He makes contact with the Machine Empire, who albeit started with 1 basestar have already conquered the entire galactic Rim, but not the middle...
I gotta stop channeling him...
Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus
- GamePlayer
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LOL Oh, I needed that oneSandChigger wrote:I'mTheKJA'sMainSqueeze
Asked TheKJA to rub oil on my shoulders; he flopped half out of jacuzzi reaching for it. Saw ole brown eye winking right at me and couldn't help self, poked it with cast-condomed big toe. So soft and giving ... was sunk in up to knee before knew it. He just lay there on the deck, quivering and moaning. Reminded me of honeymoon....
about 4 days ago from web
Hahahaha! I'm jealous of this insult Well said DukesterTheDukester wrote:And he's going to mock the writers of BSG? Any one of whom could out-write him on their worst day using a chisel on a rock?
"They can chew you up, but they gotta spit you out."
- SandChigger
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Well, Teg deserves a lot of credit on that one. We talked on the phone the other night and that was one of the things that came out of it. (I think we both coughed up chunks of lung tissue, from laughing so hard.)GamePlayer wrote:LOL Oh, I needed that one
It's a synergetic kinda thang....
Gawd ... NOW I know how Kevin and Bobo feel!
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- SandChigger
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Oh shit. Now he's suddenly socially conscious. ("HOLY FUCK! YOU MEAN ... I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD?!")
Or is he?
Philistine ... heal thyself!
There again, though, is that utter depth of thought we've come to expect from this hack!
Or is he?
Hey, yeah, why not?! That's a great idea! I'm sure that'll work! After all, look what it's done for your fat ass.TheKJA
Abstinence-only education: It's like saying we can get rid of all cops if we just teach people not to break any laws.
about 17 hours ago from web
TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web
Philistine ... heal thyself!
There again, though, is that utter depth of thought we've come to expect from this hack!
Kevin Jesus Christ Superstar Anderson's Last Supper?TheKJA
Great hike in the Denver foothills, 4 more chaps in Terra Incognita #2. Felt like a "last meal" though...big snow coming in tomorrow.
about 4 hours ago from web
- Seraphan
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Looking at his wife, the irony is biblical.SandChigger wrote: TheKJA
re Abstinence-only education: why not solve the obesity epidemic by just telling people not to eat junk food, no matter how good it tastes?
about 15 hours ago from web
"The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand." - Frank Herbert
“This tutoring is dialectical. Literature makes us better noticers of life; we get to practice on life itself; which in turn makes us better readers of detail in literature; which in turn makes us better readers of life. And so on and on.” - James Wood