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DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 31 Dec 2008 22:38

Rape an Ape

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 31 Dec 2008 23:01

Powerthirst

There's a link to a second one as well, which is perhaps even better than the first

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 02 Jan 2009 01:36

"Preposterous amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!"

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 06 Jan 2009 16:39

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/a ... olutionary

Hilarity ensues

Sole Man · Post by **Sole Man** » 06 Jan 2009 18:27

Tleszer wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
Tleszer wrote:Well, better graped than raped!

Seriously, that is pretty fucked up.
Better than being raped by Grape Ape?

When Grape Ape came to rape little Cindy-Loo Who,
The littlest Who in Who-Ville,
The Grinch made a scowl at the little Who-Owl and exclaimed:

"Being raped by Grape Ape is just as great as being graped!"

He downed his Tentacle Grape
And congratulated the performance of The Great Grape Menace
And left with the ape to play some tennis.

Oh. My. God. What have I done? The horror! The horror!

Can we do one about a dog?

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 13 Jan 2009 13:12

Japanese Balloon Man!

I must admit, as many bizarre Japanese things as I've seen, this might be the most fucked up yet

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 13 Jan 2009 13:48

LOL

I'm still just stunned at this video. I don't know if words can describe it. Maybe a face-palm picture would work

Post by **Freakzilla** » 13 Jan 2009 14:00

What is it? I can't see YT at work.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 13 Jan 2009 14:07

I can describe it, but words are so inadequate.
Basically, some fella in a leotard has a huge balloon around his head. He then proceeds to do a bunch of what should be humiliating dances while this balloon sways to and fro. He then places the balloon over different parts of his body, continuing to "dance" all the while, until eventually he is completely inside the balloon, which then pops once his routine is finished.

Jaw dropping, have no doubt

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 14 Jan 2009 15:46

Prepare for the horror and the terror that is...SLEEPING CHINESE!

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 14 Jan 2009 18:18

Two words: Steampunk Taxidermy....

http://lisablackcreations.com/?page_id=8

DuneFishUK · Post by **DuneFishUK** » 18 Jan 2009 14:26

Hmm.. no didn't like that one?

Little People then....

http://little-people.blogspot.com/

SandRider · Post by **SandRider** » 19 Jan 2009 00:00

One for the SandChigger:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Jan 2009 01:11

There's a Lego version out there somewhere, too, IIRC.

Could do without the Revolutionary Rabbi bits, of course.

Then again...

"Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus."

Guy on gal on gal on guy action! Kewl. Who wouldn't lay down for Jesus?

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 19 Jan 2009 10:20

SandChigger wrote:"Jesus loved Martha and her sister and Lazarus."

Guy on gal on gal on guy action! Kewl. Who wouldn't lay down for Jesus?

Well, Jesus was THE MAN. He did have magic "Jew Powers" after all.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Jan 2009 10:53

(It's from being cut.

)

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Jan 2009 12:32

SandRider wrote:One for the SandChigger:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

At last, a proper medium of believability for the bible

Schu · Post by **Schu** » 19 Jan 2009 13:30

Reminds me of Holy Bibble

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 19 Jan 2009 13:46

"Same Title, Different Plot" on Photoshop Friday

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 19 Jan 2009 17:08

Schu wrote:Reminds me of Holy Bibble

Sixteen hours later, Eve was sighing. "God, Adam sucks in bed."

Jesus on a Stick, what's that about?

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 20 Jan 2009 10:40

4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a
> pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an
> Englishman.It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In
> the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and
> when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is
> rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

> > The old lady thinks "I bet that Englishman
> fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him".
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the
> Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by
> mistake,and she hit him".

> > The Englishman thinks "I bet that Scotsman fondled the
> > blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me
> and hit me".

> > The Scotsman thinks "I hope there's another
> tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again".

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 20 Jan 2009 10:46

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 20 Jan 2009 15:03

Bloody brilliant!

Robspierre · Post by **Robspierre** » 21 Jan 2009 00:24

inhuien wrote:4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a
> pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an
> Englishman.It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In
> the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and
> when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is
> rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

> > The old lady thinks "I bet that Englishman
> fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him".
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the
> Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by
> mistake,and she hit him".

> > The Englishman thinks "I bet that Scotsman fondled the
> > blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me
> and hit me".

> > The Scotsman thinks "I hope there's another
> tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again".

Rob

Tleszer · Post by **Tleszer** » 21 Jan 2009 12:30

Robspierre wrote:
inhuien wrote:4 people in the carriage of a train - a Scotsman, a
> pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and an
> Englishman.It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In
> the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and
> when the train emerges from the tunnel the Englishman is
> rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

> > The old lady thinks "I bet that Englishman
> fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him".
The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the
> Englishman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by
> mistake,and she hit him".

> > The Englishman thinks "I bet that Scotsman fondled the
> > blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me
> and hit me".

> > The Scotsman thinks "I hope there's another
> tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that English twat again".

Rob

We all know it was you, Rob. No need to pretend to be civil anymore.

J A C U R U T U

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