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Postby TheDukester » 23 Aug 2008 23:04

The Hiking Hack, from a recent interview:

"If I ever stopped writing, my head would explode."

http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen ... 21018.html

Gee, I can't think of a single thing to say to that. :)
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Postby GamePlayer » 24 Aug 2008 00:28

We need to break both his hands and wire his jaw shut as soon as possible. His exploding head should do the rest :)
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Postby A Thing of Eternity » 24 Aug 2008 13:24

GamePlayer wrote:We need to break both his hands and wire his jaw shut as soon as possible. His exploding head should do the rest :)


Bah! You think he remembers how to use those to form hackery?! I think the jaw wire would suffice. :wink:
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Postby cmsahe » 19 Sep 2008 01:10

TheDukester wrote:The Hiking Hack, from a recent interview:

"If I ever stopped writing, my head would explode."

http://www.miamiherald.com/entertainmen ... 21018.html

Gee, I can't think of a single thing to say to that. :)


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Postby SandChigger » 19 Sep 2008 06:17

Pray for boulder-fall in Boulder! :D
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Postby Mr. Teg » 19 Sep 2008 09:00

Anderson says that as much as he loves all the characters -- ''they're my imaginary friends''
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Postby Ampoliros » 19 Sep 2008 09:44

ugh.

Upside, if he couldn't dictate, and was forced to use computer or god help him a typewriter to write, his books would be about twice as good.
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Postby SandChigger » 19 Sep 2008 12:08

Well, one could hope they would be.

I'm not convinced. :?
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Postby Rakis » 19 Sep 2008 21:54

Mr. Teg wrote:Anderson says that as much as he loves all the characters -- ''they're my imaginary friends''


Oh, i'll bet he's getting along just fine with Erasmus...
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Postby Sole Man » 21 Sep 2008 19:09

GamePlayer wrote:We need to break both his hands and wire his jaw shut as soon as possible. His exploding head should do the rest :)



No, No.

We need to wire some cfa to the roof of his mouth, and let it go off. That's not a joke, there's no punchline.

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Postby Nekhrun » 21 Sep 2008 20:41

Sole Man wrote:
GamePlayer wrote:We need to break both his hands and wire his jaw shut as soon as possible. His exploding head should do the rest :)



No, No.

We need to wire some cfa to the roof of his mouth, and let it go off. That's not a joke, there's no punchline.

Then why is it funny?

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Postby GamePlayer » 21 Sep 2008 21:04

Nekhrun wrote:Then why is it funny?


Are you aware of to whom you just asked that question? :) :wink:
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Postby Secher_Nbiw » 29 Sep 2008 07:19

i can honsetly say i really don't know what to say about that article. not because i'm lost for words or anything, i just don't have the faintest idea where to start.
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