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Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 09:30
by SandChigger
But... just LOOK at him!

Three chins! And a deep crease in the skin where the fourth will form! It's kinda reminiscent of Leto's worm segments! :shock:

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 09:33
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:But... just LOOK at him!

Three chins! And a deep crease in the skin where the fourth will form! It's kinda reminiscent of Leto's worm segments! :shock:


I guess we should pray for the day when he goes back into the sand.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 09:49
by merkin muffley
Freakzilla wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:Res Ipsa Loquitor



Res Ipsa Loquitur?

The Rules

See #5.


Ok, I thought of it as jargon, the language rule didn't even occur to me. It's "The thing speaks for itself." It's misspelled anyway. It's also a little too pretentious, in retrospect. I don't know if I can be bothered to explain it because I still haven't quite figured out what I meant by that exactly. It goes without saying that this fucking guy is a member of KJASF.

I guess I'm saying that I should have known that Porky, with his leather jacket, was a member of KJASF. Do they give out jackets for KJASF membership?

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 09:54
by SandChigger
Probably.

But they can't refer to them as "jackets".

Only His may be referred to thus, and always capitalized and with the definite article: The Jacket.

:laughing:


(Porky. Yeah, I like that.)

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 09:59
by Freakzilla
merkin muffley wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:
merkin muffley wrote:Res Ipsa Loquitor



Res Ipsa Loquitur?

The Rules

See #5.


Ok, I thought of it as jargon, the language rule didn't even occur to me. It's "The thing speaks for itself." It's misspelled anyway. It's also a little too pretentious, in retrospect. I don't know if I can be bothered to explain it because I still haven't quite figured out what I meant by that exactly...


It's Latin, right? Other languages don't usually bother me that much if I can figure out what it means but if it's spelled wrong that creates another whole dimension of confusion for me I don't really have the time or desire to deal with it... thus, the rule.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 10:16
by SandChigger
Double click to select the entire phrase, right-click & select Search in Google, Wikipedia entry for phrase comes up as very first hit.

Tech. There's a reason it's a good idea. ;)

(We need to create a Brian Herbert Award for Appreciation of Technological Advances. :lol: )

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 11:07
by TheDukester
Unlike Conway, I think I keep getting this particular preek confused with other people ... :think:

Is this the guy who posted loooooooooong manifestos at Amazon? Did we get into a pretty good rumble with him over Pauline of DUNE?

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 11:08
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:Double click to select the entire phrase, right-click & select Search in Google, Wikipedia entry for phrase comes up as very first hit.

Tech. There's a reason it's a good idea. ;)

(We need to create a Brian Herbert Award for Appreciation of Technological Advances. :lol: )


That's what I did, but how do I know that changing one letter doesn't change the meaning? Apparently other people have made the same misspelling mistake on the internet.

The point is, I have more pressing issues to deal with.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 11:15
by SandRider
TheDukester wrote:Unlike Conway, I think I keep getting this particular preek confused with other people ... :think:

Is this the guy who posted loooooooooong manifestos at Amazon? Did we get into a pretty good rumble with him over Pauline of DUNE?


yes, and somehow I had gotten the impression he was an older, more mature moron,
along the Charwood line ... but this virginal comic-book collecting cocksucker ?

he looks any one of the thousands of StarWars jackasses hitting themselves in the balls
with their bamboo lightsabers on Youtube ...

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 11:26
by merkin muffley
He is the perfect KJASF poster child.







I understand the language rule and was just saying that it hadn't occurred to me at the time the post was written.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 11:34
by Tleszer
SandChigger wrote:Image

Freakzilla wrote:I guess we should pray for the day when he goes back into the sand.


Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
Image

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 16:11
by Nekhrun
It's people like him that make it impossible to troll a preeq. You could be as sarcastic as possible but it will never match what they really believe and say in real life just to get a taste of the sweet nectar they tease from the teat of kja.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 16:27
by TheDukester
Nekhrun wrote:IYou could be as sarcastic as possible but it will never match what they really believe and say in real life just to get a taste of the sweet nectar they tease from the teat of kja.

Agreed.

Plus, they're stupid.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 17:09
by Nekhrun
TheDukester wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:You could be as sarcastic as possible but it will never match what they really believe and say in real life just to get a taste of the sweet nectar they tease from the teat of kja.

Agreed.

Plus, they're stupid.

Yeah, stupid bunch of dumbs. :lol:

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 21:24
by SandChigger
Here's another KJASF member:

Image

Unlike his GOOD FRIEND IN KEVIN David James, he has NO chins.

Know who this one is?

(I NO LONGER feel the least bit bad about my mini-wattle and manboobs. I mean, I can still see and feel my adam's apple. AND... I can still see Mr Happy down there! :laughing: )

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 18 Jul 2010 21:51
by SandChigger
Seriously, though, what is it about these tubs and liking KJA?

(When I went to trawl Facebook for the pic of the person right above, I expected to find the one of him and his wife and kid, with him dressed up in a graduation gown. You could tell he had no neck in that one, too, but this new one...my gawd, this is PERFECTION! :lol: )

Edit:

There's something emotionally satisfying, almost in an Ancient Greek way (ton kalon ton agathon estin - The beautiful is the good?), when hateful people turn out to be ugly as sin. ;)

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 02:01
by merkin muffley
SandChigger wrote:Here's another KJASF member:

Image


Wow, I wonder what his jacket looks like.

He loves Kevin J. Anderson. What a miserable existence.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 03:31
by lotek
I think the reason why they're attracted to KJA is because they recognize him unconsciously a next of kin.
KJA is, after all, the ultimate underachiever that refuses to face the truth, and hides behind Bobo and blatant lies(and behind the HLP too)
You could see the appeal of a writer who wants to be accepted(by what he perceives as his peers)but without actually doing anything to deserve it(other than thinking he's so clever)to a bunch of socially retarded fat idiots who like to talk about stuff they know nothing about.

He's telling them "You son't need to try anymore, just worship me and bake in the light of my glorious hellhole!"
like one of those Get Slim Fast thingies "Mc dune? read all you want and you won't put an ounce of smart on! guaranteed to make you feel clever! Mcdune will take all the complicated out from books so you can enjoy turning the pages again! Be part of the crowd! Free jacket for all!"

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 05:08
by SandChigger
Trolling old posts on my blog and making da funny here... you're on a roll today, huh?

Mc dune? read all you want and you won't put an ounce of smart on!

:lol:

I've remarked before on how many of his "friends" are wannabe writers themselves... or booksellers (like Porky above and Shawn "I lost my balls to cancer" Squeaksman of The Signed Page ... which appears to be down :P ) or people he pays to like him (like Deb Ray, his Wordfur secretary and the main admin at KJASF, and of course Jabecca).

Hmm... :think:

You know, I think Deb Ray has been undergoing chemo as well (she Twitted something about chemo being rough a couple of months back). Could there be a connection? In Watchmen Dr Manhattan & his Blue Wang are rumored to be giving people cancer. Maybe KJA, as a GIANT WANGHEAD, is having the same effect on people around him? :shock:

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 05:46
by lotek
yes I felt quite inspired for some reason(someone here linked to that old post of yours on HToD and it all flowed from there)
I guess there are other shit writers out there with the same kind of inadequate followers that went through the same angst but didn't manage to find a legacy to vent it out on...

Did my trolling succeed then? (I can't find the page, I'm not very good with history)

EDIT
Image

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 08:24
by SandChigger
Now that's just... wrong. :hand:

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 08:45
by Nekhrun
SandChigger wrote:Now that's just... wrong. :hand:

Yeah, shorten the penis and you might be on to something.

Chig, I'm surprised you didn't write, Now that's just... dong.

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 08:56
by SandChigger
Then at least I can still surprise you. :lol:

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 09:58
by lotek
SandChigger wrote:Now that's just... wrong. :hand:


says the man who photoshoped himself as an American Beauty lol

But hey we all have our limits ;)

Re: Dune Facebook

Posted: 19 Jul 2010 10:36
by SandChigger
You KNOW what invariably happens when you mention that image, right? :twisted:


If KJA had 'shopped it himself, it would be a lot funnier. ;)