Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?GamePlayer wrote:Message boards are like girlfriends; once I dump them (or they dump me), I never go backOmphalos wrote:Really guys, its just a web site. Its not gonna hurt. Click on the damn thing.
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The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standardOmphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?
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Know what rodeo sex is? Call her the wrong name durring sex then see how long you can hang on.GamePlayer wrote:The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standardOmphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?
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Well than youre muttering around the wrong bin, my friend. Before my saintly wife, trash was my go-to as well. verra nice!GamePlayer wrote:The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standardOmphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?
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Even better: Approach your woman from her rear. Apply yourself to her and say, "Oh, yea, this is the way {insert name of partner's best friend here} liked it!" Then see if you can hang on for eight seconds.Freakzilla wrote:Know what rodeo sex is? Call her the wrong name durring sex then see how long you can hang on.GamePlayer wrote:The girlfriends I've had, the sex was as exciting as news of another prequel novel Problem is my standards are already low; trash is my standardOmphalos wrote:Youre missing some of the best sex ever, my friend. There's nothing quite like getting a "Im buying into your false hope" BJ, or when they give you a "now Im gonna make you see what youre missing" hump. And Ive found that its even better if they still hate you a little bit. Might I suggest that you lower your standards a tad?
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And I deline.
For the moment, at least.
What Eru did for the cause last year with the T-shirt photo went far beyond the call of duty. Let him have his fun time a bit longer.
(Remember...if not for that table, his ass would have been on the line. Or tentpole?)
For the moment, at least.
What Eru did for the cause last year with the T-shirt photo went far beyond the call of duty. Let him have his fun time a bit longer.
(Remember...if not for that table, his ass would have been on the line. Or tentpole?)
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Has any of Kevin's sh...shtuff been made into a movie or TV show? Did he write any X File episodes, for example...or just novelize the stories of others?
Anyway, the new books were just too obviously written with future mini-series or movie adaptations in mind. They'd be perfect for a modern Hollywood treatment: lots of action and overdone drama, shallow, forgetable.
Anyway, the new books were just too obviously written with future mini-series or movie adaptations in mind. They'd be perfect for a modern Hollywood treatment: lots of action and overdone drama, shallow, forgetable.
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here's the little asre's IMDB page, no screenwriting credits...........yet.......
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No screenwriting credits, but apparently he likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker...inhuien wrote:here's the little asre's IMDB page, no screenwriting credits...........yet.......
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No. He's a no show at all in the film world. Like I said.SandChigger wrote:Has any of Kevin's sh...shtuff been made into a movie or TV show? Did he write any X File episodes, for example...or just novelize the stories of others?
Anyway, the new books were just too obviously written with future mini-series or movie adaptations in mind. They'd be perfect for a modern Hollywood treatment: lots of action and overdone drama, shallow, forgetable.
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Tleszer wrote:apparently he likes to pretend that he's Luke Skywalker...
Whoa...what's up with that?Filmography
Actor:Self:
- Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002) (voice) .... Luke Skywalker
- The Official Star Wars Fan Film Awards (2002) (TV) (voice) .... Luke Skywalker (segment "Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline")
- "English Composition: Writing for an Audience" .... Himself - Science Fiction Author (1 episode)
... aka English Composition: Writing for an Audience with Peter Berkow (USA: long title)
- - Computers in Composition (????) TV episode (as Kevin Anderson) .... Himself - Science Fiction Author
Ooh, this looks interesting: English Composition: Writing for an Audience You Consider Complete Attention Deficient Idiots.
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