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Omphalos wrote:

SandRider wrote:awright, zombies are attracted to loud noise & bright lights, right ?

so what you gotta do is head to an big-ass amusement park,
fire up all the lights and rides, then trap yourself up on a
rollercoaster and .... wait, what ?

I saw Zombieland last week. Loved it.

Arrrmanda wrote:Your Mom? My Mom doesn't even know what zombies are and I like it that way.

Arrrmanda wrote:Would you have condoms so when humans inevitably start sexing out of frustration, you don't knock up just any old broad, or would you try and impregnate as many womens as possible to further our ranks?

This is imporant, please answer in explicit detail.


J/K. Or am I?

kay, first off, one bottle of bourbon just ain't gonna cut it.

you're gonna need a sawed-off shotgun and a dunebuggy,
DeWalt cordless drill, a trained bear with chain saws for hands,
and a ... wait, what ?

SandRider wrote:

Phaedrus wrote:So, I was thinking, where am I going to be when the Butlerian Jihad comes(as it inevitably must)? I failed to find an answer, but I did realize one thing: I should be prepared. So I decided to make a list of a small bundle of must-have items to keep in a closet or in the trunk of my car, so as to be prepared when the computer-smashing commences.

So far, I have:

-1 baseball bat, for the smashing of all thinking machines in sight.
-1 complete classic Dune series, for guidance, and as notes for religious texts.
-1 bottle of bourbon, because it's always a good idea to have one.
-1 Math textbook, because someone's got to learn to do that shit on paper again.

What else should go in the Butlerian Jihad emergency kit? Any other interesting preparations?

Be ready. The Thinking Machines will be crushed any day now.

kay, first off, one bottle of bourbon just ain't gonna cut it.

you're gonna need a sawed-off shotgun and a dunebuggy,
DeWalt cordless drill, a trained bear with chain saws for hands,
and a ... wait, what ?

The_Kat wrote:Must dig out babbages designs on a difference and analytical engines that bad boy will make me king of the Maths Geeks. or leader of some form of confederecy.


"Computer? No this is just a devlishly designed mechanical device! Mwahahaha"

Redstar wrote:Without significant technology running the hospitals, we'd see a dramatic increase in infant mortality. Plus most people are idiots and believe old wives' tales as far as pregnancy, birthing, and child-rearing. We can fuck all we want in a post-tech world and most likely still see a decrease in population.

Freakzilla wrote:If any of them dies, that is a required event, no more... It was just that all of them could not die.
~Leto II

Freakzilla wrote:We'll have to find a balance between technology and nature, of course.

Advanced technology doesn't scare me, it's what happens when we lose it.

..............The lxians do not recognize that machine makers always run the
risk of becoming totally machine. This is ultimate sterility. Machines always
fail . . . given time. And when these machines failed there would be nothing
left, no life at all."
~Leto II

Freakzilla wrote:I would have bought an ass wiping machine for kids.

[I guess that's what a bidet is, though.]

Kensai wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I would have bought an ass wiping machine for kids.

[I guess that's what a bidet is, though.]

LOL who the hell wants water push up their ass? I'l stick with paper for that.

SandChigger wrote:Or at least have the decency to FLUSH, instead of PUBLISHING.