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I saw where Robin H. joined up.

According to a post over on House Atreides he was going to have some suggestions for this board?

I would like to suggest a tehKJA bot much like Tazbot to post responses occasionally. Also, for Facebook and Twitter comments.

Nekhrun wrote:I would like to suggest a tehKJA bot much like Tazbot to post responses occasionally. Also, for Facebook and Twitter comments.

Ive been asking for this for years now.

SandChigger wrote:I saw where Robin H. joined up.

According to a post over on House Atreides he was going to have some suggestions for this board?

Remember his fight with Hypatia over comments for Arrakeen?

Freakzilla wrote:

SandChigger wrote:I saw where Robin H. joined up.

According to a post over on House Atreides he was going to have some suggestions for this board?

Remember his fight with Hypatia over comments for Arrakeen?

Should have saved that one. that entire board is gone now.

Nekhrun wrote:I would like to suggest a tehKJA bot much like Tazbot to post responses occasionally. Also, for Facebook and Twitter comments.

What is that? A sockpuppet?

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:I would like to suggest a tehKJA bot much like Tazbot to post responses occasionally. Also, for Facebook and Twitter comments.

Ive been asking for this for years now.

With all of the interviews and twitter posts that thing would be fantastic. There is quite a lot of material from which to draw now. Since he hasn't written anything new or original in years now I would challenge preeks to be able to tell the difference between having a conversation with the bot or the hack.

Nekhrun wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:I would like to suggest a tehKJA bot much like Tazbot to post responses occasionally. Also, for Facebook and Twitter comments.

Ive been asking for this for years now.

With all of the interviews and twitter posts that thing would be fantastic. There is quite a lot of material from which to draw now. Since he hasn't written anything new or original in years now I would challenge preeks to be able to tell the difference between having a conversation with the bot or the hack.

Exactly. You could even program it to start off every thing it says with "Im Kevin J. Anderson and I write a lot more books than you squibs."

Omphalos wrote:Exactly. You could even program it to start off every thing it says with "Im Kevin J. Anderson and I write a lot more books than you squibs."

You mean something like this?

(He's a bit limited for the moment ... but then so is the original. )

There you go! That's a start!

And so it begins....

Yeah, TAZ basically fooked off into virtual obscurity, so there was no impetus to complete TAZbot Mark II.

But this ... this could be fun.

SandChigger wrote: You mean something like this?

(He's a bit limited for the moment ... but then so is the original. )

I like where this is going.

Which one should I work on first, KJAbot or TehKJATwatterbot?

Or just do both at the same time, a little at a time?!

Edit:



KJAbot says...

Hi! I’m Kevin J. Anderson and by any measure, I am one of the most popular writers currently working in the science fiction genre.

It LIVES!!!

(Just a few "boasties" for now. )

Nice work, Chig.

SandChigger wrote:Which one should I work on first, KJAbot or TehKJATwatterbot?

Or just do both at the same time, a little at a time?!

Edit:



KJAbot says...

Hi! I’m Kevin J. Anderson and by any measure, I am one of the most popular writers currently working in the science fiction genre.

It LIVES!!!

(Just a few "boasties" for now. )

I'd say go with the twatterbot first, then we can set up a twitter account for his important updates!

altho it's probably only average in comparison
to the wizards who build things on the web,
I'm constantly amazed at the SandChigger's
skill & abilities .... but he's funnier that any
ten net-dorks combined, so bonus ...

SandRiderBot so I don't have to post myself any more ?

SandRider wrote:altho it's probably only average in comparison
to the wizards who build things on the web,
I'm constantly amazed at the SandChigger's
skill & abilities .... but he's funnier that any
ten net-dorks combined, so bonus ...

Get a room

Yuck, everytime I look at that pic of KJA's disgusting mug I have to stop myself from getting up and pissing all over the monitor.

Tleilax Master B wrote:

SandRider wrote:altho it's probably only average in comparison
to the wizards who build things on the web,
I'm constantly amazed at the SandChigger's
skill & abilities .... but he's funnier that any
ten net-dorks combined, so bonus ...

Get a room

Yuck, everytime I look at that pic of KJA's disgusting mug I have to stop myself from getting up and pissing all over the monitor.

What if your monitor is into that?

Tleszer wrote:

Tleilax Master B wrote:

SandRider wrote:altho it's probably only average in comparison
to the wizards who build things on the web,
I'm constantly amazed at the SandChigger's
skill & abilities .... but he's funnier that any
ten net-dorks combined, so bonus ...

Get a room

Yuck, everytime I look at that pic of KJA's disgusting mug I have to stop myself from getting up and pissing all over the monitor.

What if your monitor is into that?

Who knew Kevin's face would prove to be a diuretic.

I'm going to put his picture on a new line of urinal cakes and sell them to businesses across America!!

How about those little stickers that they put in urinals so guys aim at them? Put his face on one of those.

Omphalos wrote:How about those little stickers that they put in urinals so guys aim at them? Put his face on one of those.

That would work! I'd spend all day here at the office GUZZLING water

Meh...i would prefer his face on toilet paper...just after eating some spicy chili...