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Posted: 11 Apr 2008 13:23
by GamePlayer
orald wrote:OK, so maybe 30 minutes is a bit of a stretch, but even after the first shaving(which of course takes longer), doing regular shaving maintainance still requires 10-15 minutes if you mean to be thorough and not accidently shave your dick off.
Well I have never timed myself, so I haven't a clue. But it's not a scientific process. The girls say trim, so I trim. What else am I going to do, say no? When it comes to that, "no" is not an alternative.
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COSTELLO: Are listening to me, son? Do you like Little Miss Thing sucking your cock?
COLIN: (frustrated) Yes. Yes I do.
COSTELLO: So earn it!"
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 13:31
by Tleilax Master B
fantomas wrote:Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind.
Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him?
No, you may not "turn me on"...to it
Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah.
What do you have to loose?
If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway?
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 13:33
by Fantômas
Omphalos wrote:fantomas wrote:Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind.
Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him?
Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah.
What do you have to loose?
My critical thinking abilities.
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 13:38
by Fantômas
Tleilax Master B wrote:If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway?
He works for free!
He only does His Father's Will. He's funny that way.
Guys, I am sorry for the double posting. I just don't know how else to do it.
Freak helped me with it but I still do not have it yet.
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 13:58
by Mandy
fantomas wrote:SandChigger wrote:This thread is just entirely too visual.
I'm starting to have heart palps like S.S.S.A.o.J.
It is ironic how I got
bestowed in such an Honorable position because I only asked
the question; I have not even gotten
the answer! 
I am
Befuddled!
What was the question? lol..now you have the proper term for the body parts (balls) you can ask again.
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 17:17
by orald
I thought the
Carpenter was one aspect of the
Smith, which is of course but one of the seven aspects of God.
Or at least that's what septon Maribald said.
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 18:05
by SandChigger
fantomas wrote:Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
Been there, done that.
Paulians looking for precursors of the events of
Daniel and
Revelations is like Kevin & Brian looking for Kralizec after
Chapter House: it's already happened.
But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake
GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 18:49
by orald
Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.
Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame.
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 19:10
by GamePlayer
SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 19:33
by Omphalos
Posted: 11 Apr 2008 19:46
by orald
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 11:50
by Fantômas
SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
The Nazarene! The Son of The Most High.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 12:00
by orald
Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.
I'm perfectly neutral here.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 12:04
by Fantômas
orald wrote:Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.
Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame.
Good Stuff!
So... I am a Torahsequalite?
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 12:15
by Fantômas
orald wrote:Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.
I'm perfectly neutral here.
What do you have against the oppressed and countryless "P" people?
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 15:10
by SandChigger
fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.
One of Freak's boys?
I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often.
(Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you!
)
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 16:02
by orald
No, no, "turn the other cheek" saying does seem befitting a son of the most "high".
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 17:48
by Freakzilla
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 18:04
by Freakzilla
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 18:31
by GamePlayer
LOL
That's awesome! He's watching you
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 18:41
by orald
Figures he's watching me...the perv!
Posted: 17 Apr 2008 06:59
by Fantômas
SandChigger wrote:fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.
One of Freak's boys?
I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often.
(Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you!
)
Posted: 17 Apr 2008 14:05
by SandChigger
^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet.
Posted: 18 Apr 2008 09:41
by Fantômas
SandChigger wrote:^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet.
There are so many things to figure out. which one?
