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Tyrant · Post by **Tyrant** » 05 Apr 2008 19:13

Tyrant wrote:
orald wrote:But you're old, and stink of booze!
with your loose skin, and old balls....gross

lol..its an adam sandler quote from big daddy

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 05 Apr 2008 19:56

(OK. Don't think I've seen that one.

)

inhuien · Post by **inhuien** » 06 Apr 2008 05:06

orald wrote:The kids. That we like. Them.

Mmmm...young and tender...silky smooth...mmm...

You’ll find your self restraint meds at the clinic counter Mr. Orald. Please don’t miss a dose again.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 06 Apr 2008 06:03

Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

Tyrant · Post by **Tyrant** » 07 Apr 2008 13:22

chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.

i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 13:25

Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.

Back at ya!

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 07 Apr 2008 17:01

orald wrote:Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.

Back at ya!

Tyrant will have to inflate his partner again just to make sure he bought the female version.

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 07 Apr 2008 17:02

Tyrant wrote:
chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.
i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)

Fucked if I know what women want.

Post by **Omphalos** » 07 Apr 2008 17:16

chanilover wrote:
Tyrant wrote:
chanilover wrote:Yeah, anyway James McAvoy is hot. Not the best looking guy by a longshot, but very sexy.
i didnt know women liked scrawny little dudes (its probably just the accent)
Fucked if I know what women want.

Amen brotha!

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 17:19

i like poop. i wish women wanted it.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 07 Apr 2008 17:21

I know of two girls (and one cup) that do

Spicelon · Post by **Spicelon** » 07 Apr 2008 17:22

fake poop.

but still funny.

Tyrant · Post by **Tyrant** » 07 Apr 2008 17:34

chanilover wrote:
orald wrote:Of course not, women only like body builders...which is probably why you should check if that thing you might have running around the house is a real woman.

Back at ya!
Tyrant will have to inflate his partner again just to make sure he bought the female version.

lol...touche'

Tyrant · Post by **Tyrant** » 07 Apr 2008 17:35

Spicelon wrote:fake poop.

but still funny.

theres a link on that site that shows a similar act..only proof its not fake

so eat your.....ummmmm.....heart....out

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 18:18

Frankly, alot of gays seem to like a young, smooth(not hairy) man(or "twinks" for short if I got the defenition right), or just not too "manly" a man...So basically they like women with dicks.

And then there're the ones that like hairy, burly guys named Bubba, but I shan't talk about them.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 18:23

Has anyone else noticed that Spicelon seems a bit...preoccupied?

One of my students from about 10 years ago is now a minor porno director who started out as an actor. (Um, no, I've politely refused offers of copies of any of his works in either capacity.) Early on he was involved in a film where one of the young ladies made some hamburger patties, fried 'em up and ate 'em on a bun.

He said the smell was indescribable.

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 18:29

Why doesn't it surprise me that instead of turning out a respectable porn star&director he went to the Poop Side after being in your class?

I bet you messed him up real good.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 18:33

That's right, blame the teachers.

Post by **Freakzilla** » 07 Apr 2008 18:38

I blame my parents.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 18:42

Me, too.

I mean, I blame your parents, too.

(Seriously, though, huh? I think we've all turned out pretty well...well, there's Orald of course, but once you get used to him....)

orald · Post by **orald** » 07 Apr 2008 19:02

Shut up and kiss me!

OK, I just wanted to use this damn Star Trek quote for ages and never got the chance to.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 07 Apr 2008 20:30

Sorry...can't imagine myself EVER getting that used to you.

(But points for the unexpected.

)

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 08 Apr 2008 01:58

orald wrote:Frankly, alot of gays seem to like a young, smooth(not hairy) man(or "twinks" for short if I got the defenition right), or just not too "manly" a man...So basically they like women with dicks.

And then there're the ones that like hairy, burly guys named Bubba, but I shan't talk about them.

Nothing wrong with twinks. My whole love life has depended on guys being into Eurasian twinks.

I bet you have to trim the hair in your nose and ears, Orald.

By the way, here's a link to that pre-op transsexual from another of the sites I'm on. I think I mentioned her ranting about Obama. She's put herself on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04CHXdXghWc

orald · Post by **orald** » 08 Apr 2008 06:06

Usually the comments section contains only neo-nazies and slavering geeks(and I bet if I read them there I'd see that's the case there as well), but the top most comment has a point- she(umm, I'm supposed to call her a "she", right?) is craving for attention.
Those were 15 seconds of my life wasted.

And CL, lets not get into who shaves what, OK?

chanilover · Post by **chanilover** » 08 Apr 2008 12:13

Yeah, it's a really boring video clip, isn't it? Oh well.

Tyrant has to shave his palms.