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    Postby GamePlayer » 11 Apr 2008 13:23

    orald wrote:OK, so maybe 30 minutes is a bit of a stretch, but even after the first shaving(which of course takes longer), doing regular shaving maintainance still requires 10-15 minutes if you mean to be thorough and not accidently shave your dick off.


    Well I have never timed myself, so I haven't a clue. But it's not a scientific process. The girls say trim, so I trim. What else am I going to do, say no? When it comes to that, "no" is not an alternative. :)

    "COSTELLO: Are listening to me, son? Do you like Little Miss Thing sucking your cock?
    COLIN: (frustrated) Yes. Yes I do.
    COSTELLO: So earn it!
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 11 Apr 2008 13:31

    fantomas wrote:
    Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P


    Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
    How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:

    :shock: No, you may not "turn me on"...to it :wink:

    Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D


    If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway? :wink:
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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Apr 2008 13:33

    Omphalos wrote:
    fantomas wrote:
    Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P


    Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
    How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:

    Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D


    My critical thinking abilities.


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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Apr 2008 13:38

    Tleilax Master B wrote:If I ever need any carpentry done, I would certainly consider hiring that Jesus guy. What does he charge anyway? :wink:


    He works for free! 8)

    He only does His Father's Will. He's funny that way. :D

    Guys, I am sorry for the double posting. I just don't know how else to do it.
    Freak helped me with it but I still do not have it yet. :cry:
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    Postby Mandy » 11 Apr 2008 13:58

    fantomas wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:This thread is just entirely too visual.

    I'm starting to have heart palps like S.S.S.A.o.J. :shock:


    It is ironic how I got bestowed in such an Honorable position because I only asked the question; I have not even gotten the answer! :?

    I am Befuddled! 8)


    What was the question? lol..now you have the proper term for the body parts (balls) you can ask again.
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 17:17

    I thought the Carpenter was one aspect of the Smith, which is of course but one of the seven aspects of God.
    Or at least that's what septon Maribald said. :?
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    Postby SandChigger » 11 Apr 2008 18:05

    fantomas wrote:Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?

    Been there, done that.

    Paulians looking for precursors of the events of Daniel and Revelations is like Kevin & Brian looking for Kralizec after Chapter House: it's already happened.

    But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 18:49

    Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.

    Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame. :roll:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 11 Apr 2008 19:10

    SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?


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    Postby Omphalos » 11 Apr 2008 19:33

    GamePlayer wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?


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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 19:46

    I didn't know Jesus was a canuck...
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    Appearantly the guy's multi-tasking! :shock:
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    Postby Fantômas » 16 Apr 2008 11:50

    SandChigger wrote:But seriously, Fanny, being Latino you must know more guys named Jésus than you could shake GP's well-coiffured ballsack at. Which one are you talking about?


    The Nazarene! The Son of The Most High.
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    Postby orald » 16 Apr 2008 12:00

    Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
    Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.

    I'm perfectly neutral here. :roll:
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    Postby Fantômas » 16 Apr 2008 12:04

    orald wrote:Personally I find Ezekiel 1-3 verse 15 much more interesting. Some have suggested it's a UFO encounter, and it sure makes for one wierd vision.

    Of course, I don't really pay attention to the new gosples, they're too lame. :roll:


    Good Stuff!

    So... I am a Torahsequalite? :shock:
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    Postby Fantômas » 16 Apr 2008 12:15

    orald wrote:Nazerath sucks, it's like one of the shittiest cities here.
    Well, moreso the old one, 'cause it's filled with, um, unsavory population of a certain origin.

    I'm perfectly neutral here. :roll:


    What do you have against the oppressed and countryless "P" people? :twisted:

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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 15:10

    fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.

    One of Freak's boys?

    I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often. :lol:

    (Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you! :roll: )
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    Postby orald » 16 Apr 2008 16:02

    No, no, "turn the other cheek" saying does seem befitting a son of the most "high". :roll:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 16 Apr 2008 17:48

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    Postby Freakzilla » 16 Apr 2008 18:04

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    Postby GamePlayer » 16 Apr 2008 18:31

    LOL :) That's awesome! He's watching you :)
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    Postby orald » 16 Apr 2008 18:41

    Figures he's watching me...the perv! :shock:
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    Postby Fantômas » 17 Apr 2008 06:59

    SandChigger wrote:
    fantomas wrote:The Son of The Most High.

    One of Freak's boys?

    I mean, Freak seems to be the one most high around here most often. :lol:

    (Be thou at peace, little one, for Big Sky Daddy loves you! :roll: )


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    Postby SandChigger » 17 Apr 2008 14:05

    ^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet. :roll:
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    Postby Fantômas » 18 Apr 2008 09:41

    SandChigger wrote:^^^ Hasn't really figured it out yet. :roll:


    There are so many things to figure out. which one?
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