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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2008 19:44

    ZING! :lol:
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 19:57

    Maybe when I get back to the "scene" I'll think of it. Right now it's only me who gets to set eyes upon the Trouser Titan*.

    *I stole that nickname from Order of The Stick.
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    Postby GamePlayer » 10 Apr 2008 20:27

    Will it get me chicks if I shave my balls? :)
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2008 20:44

    GamePlayer wrote:Will it get me chicks if I shave my balls? :)


    If you can get them to notice you're there half way there man.
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    Postby Omphalos » 10 Apr 2008 21:02

    GamePlayer wrote:Will it get me chicks if I shave my balls? :)


    It depends on which phase of the pick up you reveal them.
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 21:12

    GamePlayer wrote:Will it get me chicks if I shave my balls? :)

    According to the blog- yes.
    crazy blogger guy wrote:Women like it: 75% of the Women like the clean look

    ...

    Playground: Girls like more ground to play

    Yea, and he actually tested this. :roll: Prbably asked around in his family or something. :?
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    Postby GamePlayer » 10 Apr 2008 22:08

    In that case, I've got the perfect plan!

    ELAINE: He took it out.

    JERRY: (confused) He what?

    ELAINE: He took..."it" out.

    JERRY: He took what out?

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: He took It, Out?

    ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

    JERRY: He couldn't.

    ELAINE: He did.

    JERRY: Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

    ELAINE: Noooo.

    JERRY: You mean he just

    ELAINE: Yes.

    JERRY: Are you sure?

    ELAINE: Oh quite.

    JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

    ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

    JERRY: So you were talking, you're having pleasant conversation, then all of sudden...

    ELAINE: Yea.

    JERRY: It.

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: Out.

    ELAINE: Out.


    I'm golden! :)
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 23:31

    Yea, I wouldn't mind flashing my shaved balls at Elaine. :P

    But this whole thing seems like alot of work. I'm not the kind to brush my hair more than 1-2 minutes, if it's especially unruly, and I'm wearing a month's worth of stuble just because I'm too lazy to shave.

    I also get haircuts about half a year apart.
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    Postby chanilover » 11 Apr 2008 02:04

    orald wrote:Maybe when I get back to the "scene" I'll think of it. Right now it's only me who gets to set eyes upon the Trouser Titan*.

    *I stole that nickname from Order of The Stick.


    I shaved my balls once, but never again. It itched like mad when my pubes started growing again.

    Everyone should trim their pubes, though. I bet Orald's pubes are like Osama bin Laden's beard.
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    Postby SandChigger » 11 Apr 2008 04:30

    This thread is just entirely too visual.

    I'm starting to have heart palps like S.S.S.A.o.J. :shock:
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 07:05

    chanilover wrote:I bet Orald's pubes are like Osama bin Laden's beard.

    OMG, you really think so? Osama's beard is sooo sexy!
    I envy the lucky camels who get to be carressed by his mighty beard. :(
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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Apr 2008 07:10

    SandChigger wrote:This thread is just entirely too visual.

    I'm starting to have heart palps like S.S.S.A.o.J. :shock:


    It is ironic how I got bestowed in such an Honorable position because I only asked the question; I have not even gotten the answer! :?

    I am Befuddled! 8)
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 11 Apr 2008 09:56

    good god, how did this thread become a treatise on ball shaving :roll:

    My wife and I have been together (either married or dating) for 19 years and she has never asked or even suggested I shave my balls. and I don't like the sound of an itchy satchel either. :shock:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 11 Apr 2008 10:08

    You have to shave often for it not to itch.
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 11 Apr 2008 10:12

    Freakzilla wrote:You have to shave often for it not to itch.


    Nah, I'm too lazy for that shit. I think I'll just keeping letting the jungle grow. :wink: Although, I know the tanks on bandalong would love to see a sparkly silver Master-sack :D
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 10:27

    Tleilax Master B wrote:good god, how did this thread become a treatise on ball shaving :roll:

    The title is "Flame Room". We could discuss Nazism and religions if you want. :twisted:
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 11 Apr 2008 10:59

    orald wrote:
    Tleilax Master B wrote:good god, how did this thread become a treatise on ball shaving :roll:

    The title is "Flame Room". We could discuss Nazism and religions if you want. :twisted:


    Oh "god", discussing religion makes my eyes roll back in my head and saliva run out of the corner of my mouth. Tedious. No thanks.

    I'm not sure I've ever had a online discussion on Nazism. Fuck it, I'm in. :twisted:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 11 Apr 2008 11:01

    I don't know about shaving, but I've been asked to trim by several of my ex girlfriends. From my albiet limited experience, it seems trimming is at least popular among most ladies. I don't really mind and it kinda makes sense. You upkeep everywhere else, so it shouldn't be an exception. Having said that, I don't think I could do shaving. I think it would be too uncomfortable. Plus shaving is creepy, like some dodgy porn :)
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 11:17

    what is considered trimming? Cutting it to, say, 1 cm length? What?
    I'm quite sure it'll look even more odd without the usual curling of the hairs, like you've had some sort of disease there. :?
    I'm not against trimming or even shaving, I think it can look much cleaner and more, uh, inviting(not to mention hairs getting into your mouth when... :P ), but unless you're a porn star, do you REALLY need to spend 20-30 minutes a day shaving your nether regions?

    Tleilax Master B wrote:I'm not sure I've ever had a online discussion on Nazism. Fuck it, I'm in. :twisted:

    Fine. You want to see real neo-nazies opertaing in broad daylight and with governmental approval(and not just in Iran etc)? Look no further than your average leftist politician reciting lies and blood-libels conjured up by Arab terrorists to make them look poor and oppressed.

    I have to ask- if those in the Gaza strip are oppressed, then what do you call their "free" and "wealthy" brothers in all the surrounding countries? :roll:
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 11 Apr 2008 11:19

    orald wrote:
    Tleilax Master B wrote:I'm not sure I've ever had a online discussion on Nazism. Fuck it, I'm in. :twisted:

    Fine. You want to see real neo-nazies opertaing in broad daylight and with governmental approval(and not just in Iran etc)? Look no further than your average leftist politician reciting lies and blood-libels conjured up by Arab terrorists to make them look poor and oppressed.

    I have to ask- if those in the Gaza strip are oppressed, then what do you call their "free" and "wealthy" brothers in all the surrounding countries? :roll:


    *Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 11:25

    I knew it, you just want to talk about balls all day long! :shock:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 11 Apr 2008 11:55

    orald wrote:what is considered trimming? Cutting it to, say, 1 cm length? What?
    I'm quite sure it'll look even more odd without the usual curling of the hairs, like you've had some sort of disease there. :?
    I'm not against trimming or even shaving, I think it can look much cleaner and more, uh, inviting(not to mention hairs getting into your mouth when... :P ), but unless you're a porn star, do you REALLY need to spend 20-30 minutes a day shaving your nether regions?


    I'm definitely no expert on hair. I'm losing most of mine :)

    Seriously, just half length is good enough. I don't think it looks odd, but that's just me. Regardless, outside of a relationship, what's the point? And I don't spend half an hour! Hair, regardless of location, get's the 5-10 minute treatment. Any more than that and we're going dangerously close into metrosexual territory, with body sprays, creams and all that feminized BS (no offense to the ladies).
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    Postby orald » 11 Apr 2008 11:59

    GamePlayer wrote:Hair, regardless of location, get's the 5-10 minute treatment. Any more than that and we're going dangerously close into metrosexual territory, with body sprays, creams and all that feminized BS (no offense to the ladies).

    Yea, no offense CL. :)

    OK, so maybe 30 minutes is a bit of a stretch, but even after the first shaving(which of course takes longer), doing regular shaving maintainance still requires 10-15 minutes if you mean to be thorough and not accidently shave your dick off.
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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Apr 2008 12:12

    Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P


    Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
    How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:

    Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D
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    Postby Omphalos » 11 Apr 2008 13:07

    fantomas wrote:
    Tleilax Master B wrote:*Yawn* OK, I gave it a brief try. Equally boring as religious discussion. Nevermind. :P


    Revelation in the Bible is quite interesting and befuddling if you try to figure it out. Can I turn you on, to it?
    How about "The Most High" (Big Sky Daddy), would you like to know about Him? :roll:

    Haggerty said it last night, "the best thing you can do in this world is to let Jesus (the carpenter) in your heart. The carpenter is also called "The Redeemer", The Messiah. 8) What do you have to loose? :D


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