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    Postby Omphalos » 10 Apr 2008 01:24

    orald wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Once you shave them you do NOT want to let stubble grow there. :wink:

    Actually, I did get shaved above my penis once for an appendicitis opperation, and I recall it's itchy as hell there. I can't imagine the agony of ass-crack itchiness. :shock:


    My nuts were shaved smooth when I had the surgery on them. I have no idea how they did it. Probably an electric ball-sack shaver and a nurse with a very steady hand. I can only imagine that she had to keep unfolding flesh to expose new areas to defoliate. Afterwards, it was hard not to fondle the glassy smoothness of my newly shaved nuts.
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 06:11

    Omphalos wrote:Yea, but you gals generally only have those cute lil blonde hairs back there. the kind that stand straight up when you rub them a bit.

    Umm...fuzz(sp?)? And why are you rubbing ass cracks anyway? :o


    Imagine a wookie's hairy ass crack! :shock:
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    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Fantômas » 10 Apr 2008 07:02

    SandChigger wrote:
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    fantomas wrote:can I call you My Buggy? :roll:

    Only if I can call you Sweaty Shaved Asscrack of Jacurutu. :twisted:


    My wife is looking over my shoulder and she suggest you include smelly :P

    Well, she oughta know, I guess.

    Works for me:

    YOU ARE SMELLY SWEATY SHAVED ASSCRACK OF JACURUTUUU!

    WELCOME TO LARRY TOWN!
    :D


    I am honored. ...and i am not going to ask what I did to deserve and be bestowed with such an honoroble position. I know this is the nearest I will ever get to receiving a complement from you. I am not an Ingrate, other things maybe, but never will I fail to recognize a kind :? gesture.

    Thank You my buggy,
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2008 07:46

    I see some titles for under the avatars in our future...
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    Postby SandChigger » 10 Apr 2008 07:55

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 09:11

    fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,

    He's a Dune buggy.

    EDIT: Meh, both a quote mistake, forgetting the "[b]" tag and forgetting the "s" in "he's". Maybe I need a beer or something to excuse that...
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    Postby Fantômas » 10 Apr 2008 09:21

    orald wrote:
    fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,[/b]

    He' a Dune buggy.


    Right up my alley! He's rideable. :wink:

    Now..If I can just find my Maker Hooks. :shock:

    I know, I know... I am playing with fire :roll:
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    Postby Fantômas » 10 Apr 2008 09:27

    orald wrote:
    fantomas wrote:Thank You my buggy,

    He' a Dune buggy.


    Very original!

    :D :D
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    Postby inhuien » 10 Apr 2008 10:58

    fantomas wrote:He's rideable. :wink:

    Now that's something I never thought I'd heard said. :shock:

    Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour. :)
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    Postby SandChigger » 10 Apr 2008 12:48

    (YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

    I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:
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    Postby Fantômas » 10 Apr 2008 13:04

    SandChigger wrote:(YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

    I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:


    :roll:
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    Postby inhuien » 10 Apr 2008 13:12

    See!! Now he's making eyes at you :P
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    Postby GamePlayer » 10 Apr 2008 13:24

    Oh, oh! Paraphrase time...

    "Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you Burke, heh." :)
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    Postby Fantômas » 10 Apr 2008 13:38

    I am just interested in Riding. I have to admit though, the idea of using the Maker Hooks....it's a control thing with me. :)

    If you read my next post in "movies that touched you", I will confess ...

    There are other movies which have made me :cry:
    But I will post the first one...the one I can remember & it is going to be a little silly/somewhat selfish reason..maybe. :roll:
    It is about riding motorcycles! 8)
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 10 Apr 2008 13:47

    SandChigger wrote:(YO! Got a "could not connect to database" error when I hit Post Reply here!)

    I've had this sneaky suspicion Fantomas was more than a little interested in riding me. :roll:


    That would have been a fun ride when you used to have those jet boosters installed in your...um...posterior.... :wink:
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    Postby Mandy » 10 Apr 2008 14:04

    haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home
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    Postby Omphalos » 10 Apr 2008 14:18

    Mandy wrote:haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home


    So after reading this thread you went out and Googled "ball shaving" or some such? I knew that there was a reason I liked you!
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    Postby Mandy » 10 Apr 2008 14:21

    haha, Of course. There's a lot of info about how to shave them, you can even buy an instructional DVD from a porn star.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2008 14:34

    There's detailed instructions in the Quran, too. For men and women.
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 14:57

    Freakzilla wrote:There's detailed instructions in the Quran, too. For men and women.

    For camels or for humans? :twisted:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 10 Apr 2008 15:00

    Yeah, God wants you to shave your camel's genitals. :roll:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 10 Apr 2008 16:25

    That is hilarious. His tips sound pretty useful though I don't think I'm ready for that kind of commitment :)
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    Postby Nekhrun » 10 Apr 2008 16:42

    Mandy wrote:haha.. well it looks like someone has actually written a blog about shaving the balls. http://shaveyourballs.googlepages.com/home

    Best line:
    Shave your Balls and you will be done ,)
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    Postby orald » 10 Apr 2008 16:52

    Hmm, it seems he doesn't actually say much. Basically he says "get a gel/foam, trim then shave".
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    Postby Mandy » 10 Apr 2008 19:38

    Well you just need to have the balls to shave your balls.
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