Technical problems.

Serkanner · Post by **Serkanner** » 11 Apr 2008 10:09

I never have a problem using the forum here. I am using Firefox 2 as my standard browser though.

orald · Post by **orald** » 11 Apr 2008 10:09

I wouldn't say I get mysql errors every day, maybe every other week, or at least once a month, somewhere. But some days a board(this, or others) seems to have more such problems. So it's just normal server problems.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 11 Apr 2008 10:47

It's not a browser problem with the users. I've seen this error happen before on other message boards and it's always a server issue on the site end.

SandChigger wrote:REALLY.

Just open a temporary text file and copy/paste and then post it here when the board glitch clears up. You wouldn't even have to save the text file, just dispose after reposting here.

It ain't THAT much trouble.

Hello? "e" word! Must avoid it at all costs

Post by **Omphalos** » 11 Apr 2008 12:02

What is this "e" word?

I use Firefox and only rarely have a problem, which always clears up when I hit the button again.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 11 Apr 2008 13:14

Effort.

*breathes heavily*

Damnit, that was difficult!

Tleilax Master B · Post by **Tleilax Master B** » 11 Apr 2008 13:37

Ok you "my browser never has this problem" geeks

This is the message that I get at least 3 or 4 times every single day on this and T(A)U:

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 11 Apr 2008 13:54

That's the one!

I get it both at work and at home (different ISPs, and different browsers).

Post by **Omphalos** » 11 Apr 2008 15:24

Tleilax Master B wrote:Ok you "my browser never has this problem" geeks This is the message that I get at least 3 or 4 times every single day on this and T(A)U:

Warning: mysql_connect(): Too many connections in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 48

Warning: mysql_error(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 330

Warning: mysql_errno(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /usr/web/www.jacurutu.com/htdocs/db/mysql4.php on line 331
phpBB : Critical Error

Could not connect to the database

OK. That is an easy one. There are too many page requests at any given time. Ill have the maximum number of requests upped.

Post by **Omphalos** » 11 Apr 2008 15:26

GamePlayer wrote:Effort.

*breathes heavily*

Damnit, that was difficult!

Oh, comeon. How are you Kanuks ever going to take over our legacy if that is your attitude?

orald · Post by **orald** » 11 Apr 2008 16:55

Yea, seems to be the one.

Omph wrote:OK. That is an easy one. There are too many page requests at any given time. Ill have the maximum number of requests upped.

Hmm, must be that IE6 I'm working with, or my Windows XP, or my PC...I bet if I worked on a Mac, with Linux and FF* this external, SERVER related problem would've been easily solved.
Yep, must be me and my MS, close-code products.

So STFU Linux/Mac/FF fanboys!

*Funny fact, Fx seems the official Fire Fox abbriviation according to Wiki, but everyone seems to use FF.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 11 Apr 2008 17:41

Omphalos wrote:Oh, comeon. How are you Kanuks ever going to take over our legacy if that is your attitude?

LOL! There's far too few of us for that I'm afraid. We may look big on a map, but we're all clustered in only a few big cities up here

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 11 Apr 2008 17:52

"E" word. (snort)

It being too much of an effort to even type effort.

Ha! Younglings these days!

orald · Post by **orald** » 11 Apr 2008 18:51

That's, uh, very intersting information GP.

*Looks sinisterly at his arsenal of nuclear missiles directed at major Canadian cities*

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 11 Apr 2008 19:48

"Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp and can live happily there for quite some time. So whenever you feel like dying, make sure to visit!"

orald · Post by **orald** » 11 Apr 2008 19:54

Umm, who said anything about capturing? WTF will I do with a bunch of captive canucks for God's sake? Notice the atomics? They're not for capturing, buddy.

Well, there's this canuck I wouldn't mind capturing, but her BF is in the army, so I must tread lightly or he'll kick my ass. *snicker* Canadian army *snort*

Hopefully she dumped that dimwit a long time ago.

Post by **Omphalos** » 12 Apr 2008 03:21

GamePlayer wrote:"Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp and can live happily there for quite some time. So whenever you feel like dying, make sure to visit!"

Any time you see him posting all in italics, count on it being a movie quote or movie line paraphrase. This one is from The Princess Bride.

The real joy is figuring out what the fuck he is talking about. But....I guess we do that with his real posts to, no?

orald · Post by **orald** » 12 Apr 2008 06:06

No duh. I just rewatched The Princess Bride like 3-4 days ago, AND posted something about it having funny lines.

I'll cut you some slack because you're too old to remember much.

GamePlayer · Post by **GamePlayer** » 12 Apr 2008 10:08

Well, if I must explain...it was merely an amusing way to reply to the silly military posturing of the previous post, with something in the same vein, but far more entertaining

orald · Post by **orald** » 12 Apr 2008 12:33

There's nothing more entertaining than a threat to destroy Canada!

Well, maybe P&B slipping on a banana pill and conviniently falling into a tank of laser-fitted tiger sharks.

SandChigger · Post by **SandChigger** » 12 Apr 2008 17:23

Laser-fitted tiger sharks! Laser-fitted tiger sharks! Laser-fitted tiger sharks!

(Laser-fitted ANYTHING is just too kewl!

)

orald · Post by **orald** » 12 Apr 2008 18:22

Laser-fitted bear cavalry. Nuff said.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 12 Apr 2008 23:22

Laser-fitted naked Number Six army. Nuff said.

Post by **Omphalos** » 13 Apr 2008 02:47

Liger-equipped laser cannons.

orald · Post by **orald** » 13 Apr 2008 06:35

What would laser cannons need ligers for? They're already awsome on their own!

And Rakis, we're talking about awsomeness, not dirty distracting tricks.

Rakis · Post by **Rakis** » 13 Apr 2008 07:52

orald wrote:What would laser cannons need ligers for? They're already awsome on their own!

And Rakis, we're talking about awsomeness, not dirty distracting tricks.

Obviously, you never saw her naked pics...