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    I don't do prequelites

    Postby Secher Nbiw » 14 Jan 2012 04:06

    Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

    "Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
    "Leto II" I reply innocently.
    "Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
    "Excuse me, why would you say that?"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

    I swear to god, I will stay single forever.
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby Freakzilla » 14 Jan 2012 09:40

    :lol:

    If you use your other hand it's like a first date.
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby Nekhrun » 14 Jan 2012 10:32

    Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

    "Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
    "Leto II" I reply innocently.
    "Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
    "Excuse me, why would you say that?"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

    I swear to god, I will stay single forever.

    Better to treat them like that than find out later and live in misery.
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Jan 2012 11:29

    :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby lotek » 14 Jan 2012 15:48

    awesome !

    Freakzilla wrote::lol:

    If you use your other hand it's like a first date.


    if you sit on it until it's dumb it's like it's someone else.
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby trang » 15 Jan 2012 13:24

    Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

    "Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
    "Leto II" I reply innocently.
    "Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
    "Excuse me, why would you say that?"
    "Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

    I swear to god, I will stay single forever.



    First Im surprised that question even came up in a conversation on a date site, let alone you running into a prequel-confused person.

    Second, harsh is your choice and you are allowed to it, but might have been chance for conversion? Just a thought.

    And try gloves with different texture, like a new date everytime!
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby SadisticCynic » 15 Jan 2012 15:06

    Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.

    Apparently it works!
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby Secher Nbiw » 18 Jan 2012 14:09

    SadisticCynic wrote:Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.

    Apparently it works!


    Except that it also attracts the prequilites.

    But I'm busy converting this one, I don't know why, but this one keeps coming back.

    As far as Norma concerned, or the oracle of time... I do agree her powers are too much. She seems to be prescient to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach? ;-)After all, she lives for +15.000 years ;-)
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby Freakzilla » 18 Jan 2012 15:03

    I've recently started checking out pof.com and weeding out the undesirables.

    I didn't list Dune in my profile, I listed Frank Herbert. :wink:
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby SandChigger » 19 Jan 2012 07:15

    Secher Nbiw wrote:
    to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach?

    Those two things right there would have been enough for me.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby NotOnasander » 20 Jan 2012 01:22

    Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby lotek » 20 Jan 2012 06:44

    You still can, just lube up and stick mcdune up your ass, then take pictures, post them on facebook and wait for new friends

    I don't think you'll find what you want here, try http://www.hellholesf.com/home.htm

    Have fun !

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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby SandChigger » 20 Jan 2012 19:07

    NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

    Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows? :lol:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: I don't do prequelites

    Postby Serkanner » 20 Jan 2012 19:21

    SandChigger wrote:
    NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

    Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows? :lol:


    I think I remember but the booze says ... NOOOO! ... now what?
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