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I don't do prequelites

Postby Secher Nbiw » 14 Jan 2012 04:06

Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

I swear to god, I will stay single forever.

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby Freakzilla » 14 Jan 2012 09:40

:lol:

If you use your other hand it's like a first date.
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby Nekhrun » 14 Jan 2012 10:32

Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

I swear to god, I will stay single forever.

Better to treat them like that than find out later and live in misery.
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby SandChigger » 14 Jan 2012 11:29

:lol: :clap: :clap: :clap:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby lotek » 14 Jan 2012 15:48

awesome !

Freakzilla wrote::lol:

If you use your other hand it's like a first date.


if you sit on it until it's dumb it's like it's someone else.
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby trang » 15 Jan 2012 13:24

Secher Nbiw wrote:Like one of so many people, I'm a member of a dating site.

"Who is your favorite character from Dune?"
"Leto II" I reply innocently.
"Mine is Duncan Idaho, the ultimate Kwisatz Haderach"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself." I reply not-so innocently
"Excuse me, why would you say that?"
"Go. Fuck. Yourself... I don't want the prequelite shit you're selling."

I swear to god, I will stay single forever.



First Im surprised that question even came up in a conversation on a date site, let alone you running into a prequel-confused person.

Second, harsh is your choice and you are allowed to it, but might have been chance for conversion? Just a thought.

And try gloves with different texture, like a new date everytime!
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby SadisticCynic » 15 Jan 2012 15:06

Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.

Apparently it works!
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby Secher Nbiw » 18 Jan 2012 14:09

SadisticCynic wrote:Mention Dune in profile. Use as filter for intelligence.

Apparently it works!


Except that it also attracts the prequilites.

But I'm busy converting this one, I don't know why, but this one keeps coming back.

As far as Norma concerned, or the oracle of time... I do agree her powers are too much. She seems to be prescient to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach? ;-)After all, she lives for +15.000 years ;-)

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby Freakzilla » 18 Jan 2012 15:03

I've recently started checking out pof.com and weeding out the undesirables.

I didn't list Dune in my profile, I listed Frank Herbert. :wink:
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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby SandChigger » 19 Jan 2012 07:15

Secher Nbiw wrote:
to an extreme extend. Why didn't they call her Quisatz Haderach?

Those two things right there would have been enough for me.
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby NotOnasander » 20 Jan 2012 01:22

Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby lotek » 20 Jan 2012 06:44

You still can, just lube up and stick mcdune up your ass, then take pictures, post them on facebook and wait for new friends

I don't think you'll find what you want here, try http://www.hellholesf.com/home.htm

Have fun !

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby SandChigger » 20 Jan 2012 19:07

NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows? :lol:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: I don't do prequelites

Postby Serkanner » 20 Jan 2012 19:21

SandChigger wrote:
NotOnasander wrote:Wait, that was you? Now I feel all weird knowing we nearly ended up on a date together.

Does anyone else remember why this is much funnier than "NotOnasander" probably knows? :lol:


I think I remember but the booze says ... NOOOO! ... now what?
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