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    Postby SandChigger » 22 Oct 2008 19:49

    Which one? :lol:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby GamePlayer » 22 Oct 2008 19:51

    BWHAHAHAHAHAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 22 Oct 2008 21:59

    orald wrote:Ok, I give up, give me a link to his sex change.


    Here you go. Enjoy :?

    http://www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?p ... ght=#24844
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    Postby orald » 23 Oct 2008 05:05

    That's all? :? I rather liked Alia though. :D
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby SandChigger » 23 Oct 2008 05:48

    Yeah? Go see how you like her now.

    Ugly just found a new home... :lol:
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    Postby orald » 23 Oct 2008 15:45

    I wonder, if you put your face on Rebbeca's(Kevie's cow) face, would she look uglier or prettier?
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    Postby Freakzilla » 23 Oct 2008 15:50

    orald wrote:I wonder, if you put your face on Rebbeca's(Kevie's cow) face, would she look uglier or prettier?


    A nice body goes a lot further than a pretty face for me.

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    Postby SandChigger » 23 Oct 2008 18:03

    (None taken! :D )

    Paper bag with holes so she can breathe always works for the face, but if the body is off, what can you do?

    Body bag? :P

    ('Becca is a lovely person.)
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    Postby ARCH » 07 Nov 2008 08:46

    SandChigger wrote:I don't like her. Period.



    quite frankly it''s not that i don't like you.
    i just think you're not funny& good natured enough to be with.
    you're like a bitter old grandma hunting ppl down and by trying to ridicule me you've insulted yourself and quite frankly if freakzilla and the rest of admins are your friends they would hide your shame by deleting your posts.

    just because you got slapped on the hand by hypatia who actualy shows respect to ppl who she likes&and doesn't like for posting something stupid and shaming yourself again( which i'm sure you did) doesn't earn you the right to talk shit about her.

    you've been thrown out out of how many forums again?
    i can see why.
    if youre being this pathetic and stupid always, no wonder.

    this here's not your playground, who cares if you don't like me?
    i don't give a shit about it.
    neither do others.
    spare your breath and bite on your thumb.
    as for my country and shit.
    man, 3-4 posts piss you off.
    it''s heaven sweet cheeks america's shit is all over the place in millions of posts so you don't see me hating every american for it.

    don't hold your breath at me commenting your looks or your ethnic group history conflicts or your attitudes.
    cause i don't give a damn.
    but it's good to know you care so much.
    realy makes my non-american Oprah heart bleed.
    profusely.


    btw. you're even worse in photoshop then i am
    :P :lol:
    there you have it, soemthing we have in common.
    one of many things, i'm sure.
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    Postby SandRider » 07 Nov 2008 08:52

    I am sorry to hear of your shameful difficulties with the SandChigger.
    Perhaps I could be of assistance, in return for certain favors.
    But, Please, do not speak of Bannings, this is a hurtful thing and un-american.
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    Postby ARCH » 07 Nov 2008 09:00

    SandRider wrote:I am sorry to hear of your shameful difficulties with the SandChigger.
    Perhaps I could be of assistance, in return for certain favors.
    But, Please, do not speak of Bannings, this is a hurtful thing and un-american.


    my best friend and I, we were real tight.But you see her being a total ass with me is one thing and pushing it on others is another.
    she thought she'd have me backing her up.
    she thought wrong.
    i don't support my friends on fool's errands.
    it's private info so i've edited it right away.you saw it in the 3-second window i left open while editing.gone now.


    i don't have a problem with Sandchigger.
    As you can see if you've read his posts he has a problem with himself.
    But lik eall of us he'll deal with it by himself.
    and if he doesn't, it will stil be his problem.

    i, on the other hand, have many problems.
    But none of them include anyone from the online community.

    Btw. :lol: what's this trade you speak off?
    i hope it's something naughty and dishonorable
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    Postby SandRider » 07 Nov 2008 09:12

    ARCH wrote:i, on the other hand, have many problems.
    But none of them include anyone from the online community.

    Btw. what's this trade you speak off?
    i hope it's something naughty and dishonorable


    well, we could start with more pictures of your pussy.
    those in the member's gallery were OK, but a little fluffy.
    try shaving that thing ....

    tell you what, let's just trade. I'll go first, here's mine:
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    Postby SandChigger » 07 Nov 2008 12:20

    one pussy to steer clear of, rider.
    u might pick something up u dont want.
    if u can get passt the smell.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby SandRider » 07 Nov 2008 15:16

    I've got my monitors wrapped in Trojans, and spray disinfectants on my keyboard when I log off. I should be cool...
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    Postby GamePlayer » 07 Nov 2008 16:29

    "You keep your work station so clean, Jerome.
    Next to Godliness, isn't that what they say?
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    Postby Omphalos » 07 Nov 2008 16:38

    GamePlayer wrote:"You keep your work station so clean, Jerome.
    Next to Godliness, isn't that what they say?
    "

    :)


    Didnt we just do Gattaca somewhere else? Or was that on another board? Its honestly starting to all run together now.
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    Postby Serkanner » 07 Nov 2008 17:37

    ARCH wrote:
    SandRider wrote:I am sorry to hear of your shameful difficulties with the SandChigger.
    Perhaps I could be of assistance, in return for certain favors.
    But, Please, do not speak of Bannings, this is a hurtful thing and un-american.


    my best friend and I, we were real tight.But you see her being a total ass with me is one thing and pushing it on others is another.
    she thought she'd have me backing her up.
    she thought wrong.
    i don't support my friends on fool's errands.
    it's private info so i've edited it right away.you saw it in the 3-second window i left open while editing.gone now.

    i don't have a problem with Sandchigger.
    As you can see if you've read his posts he has a problem with himself.
    But lik eall of us he'll deal with it by himself.
    and if he doesn't, it will stil be his problem.

    i, on the other hand, have many problems.
    But none of them include anyone from the online community.

    Btw. :lol: what's this trade you speak off?
    i hope it's something naughty and dishonorable


    I hate it when people use the small fonts.
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Postby SandChigger » 07 Nov 2008 19:54

    It's part of the whole "trendy kewl" flouting of conventions. The message is quite clear. :roll:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby Serkanner » 08 Nov 2008 04:55

    SandChigger wrote:It's part of the whole "trendy kewl" flouting of conventions. The message is quite clear. :roll:


    yeah ... people with too small fonts are bitches one way or the other.
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Postby ARCH » 08 Nov 2008 14:15

    Serkanner wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:It's part of the whole "trendy kewl" flouting of conventions. The message is quite clear. :roll:


    yeah ... people with too small fonts are bitches one way or the other.


    yes, they are.
    my, my aren't you smart for noticing.
    :lol:
    say hello to your girlfriend from me, will you?
    after all, she's a bitch, just like me.

    i wonder what that makes you.
    being surrounded with that many bitches around in privater life and online...

    who cares if you and sandchigger are two old grandpa's who can't see right.
    get new reading glasses and it should fix your reading problem.

    btw. i like the way you stormed in and stopped by to say hello to me on this topic.
    it says a lot about you.
    i don't mind, petty old men should stick together.
    just like us bitches are always sticking together.
    must be a gender thing.
    but if you ask me it's much more then that.

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    Postby ARCH » 08 Nov 2008 14:25

    SandRider wrote:
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    my cam dropped dead.
    and my pics are on my old pc.
    when i get to it(it's not here with me) i'll post Saša's pics and we'll play.

    ignore Sanchigger&serkaner , God knows they should know everything about std's and all since they're old and have every single one of them.

    besides males who act like bitter old petty grandma's are hardly good company.
    imagine, they actually think someone wants to be liked by them.
    fools them for thinking that.

    so, we'll play soon, i promise.
    btw. saša is a beast.shaving her fur would be pointless.
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    Postby Serkanner » 08 Nov 2008 15:01

    ARCH wrote:
    Serkanner wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:It's part of the whole "trendy kewl" flouting of conventions. The message is quite clear. :roll:


    yeah ... people with too small fonts are bitches one way or the other.


    yes, they are.
    my, my aren't you smart for noticing.
    :lol:
    say hello to your girlfriend from me, will you?
    after all, she's a bitch, just like me.

    i wonder what that makes you.
    being surrounded with that many bitches around in privater life and online...

    who cares if you and sandchigger are two old grandpa's who can't see right.
    get new reading glasses and it should fix your reading problem.

    btw. i like the way you stormed in and stopped by to say hello to me on this topic.
    it says a lot about you.
    i don't mind, petty old men should stick together.
    just like us bitches are always sticking together.
    must be a gender thing.
    but if you ask me it's much more then that.

    cheers!


    lol ... I remember the time you stormed in and said hello ... wasn't it some type of bigamist generalization about age differences between spouses? Fuck off bitch, go get yourself killed or something.
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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    Postby SandRider » 08 Nov 2008 15:04

    I think there was a "lost-in-translation" moment as well,
    or sexual innuendo goes over eastern european heads.

    to clairfy, please donot get yourself killed until you have
    shaved your pussy, photographed it, and sent it to me.
    then, whatever .....


    {serkanner - was that about you and your hot young live-in arrangement ? I've seen the pictures. Good job, Brother.}
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    Postby ARCH » 08 Nov 2008 15:51

    Serkanner wrote:
    lol ... I remember the time you stormed in and said hello ... wasn't it some type of bigamist generalization about age differences between spouses? Fuck off bitch, go get yourself killed or something.


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    dude, i don't even have to say anything to&about you and sandchigger.
    you two are digging your own graves.

    let me know when your girlfriend dumps you after she realizes that dealing with men in middle age crisis is not her thing.

    btw. the way you and sandchigger pretend you're up to beat and still young at heart is realy kewl.
    maybe you should have posted your u's and 4 signs, it would be
    realy reasonable since your post is fitting right in that 13-year old slang&mentality.

    pedophiles are a sad thing.
    and they get by by saying 'look, if a guy can have a girlfriend twice younger then him why am i in the wrong'.


    i said nothing about spouses, sweet cheeks.
    when you get married, please post a pic.
    i'd like to see how you look like her grandfather.

    btw. you realy don't take punches well, do you.
    i think that makes you and sandchigger the biggest bitches on htis forum.
    thanks for clarifying this to everyone.
    keep digging your own graves.
    'll be around to laugh at you both.
    i've never laughed this much in my entire life since you and sandchigger decided to show how smart&cool&funny you are.
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    Postby SandRider » 08 Nov 2008 15:57

    yeah.yeah,yeah....
    what about the pics ?
    just send them to my email:
    thesandrider@live.com
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