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    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 16:54

    well i was going to post a bunch of nekkid pics of me and other girls i know
    but since omphalos here is being chaste and all priest like
    (boys, you can send your nekkid pics to omphalos via pm)
    in his 'no thanks' ways....
    i'm not posting anything
    and he can kiss his own ass( he can practice by watching zlata's video)
    :P :lol:
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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby GamePlayer » 20 Oct 2008 16:57

    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P
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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 17:00

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P




    dude,seriously you're killing me here.
    i mean i'm not excatly painting my posts pink or flirting with boys but
    i am a 22 year old f.e.m.a.l.e person :lol:
    ROFL
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    Postby GamePlayer » 20 Oct 2008 17:04

    My apologies ARCH.
    But this is the internet. It's not like spotting a toupée :)
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    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 17:16

    GamePlayer wrote:My apologies ARCH.
    But this is the internet. It's not like spotting a toupée :)

    s'okay they always think i'm a guy.
    you should have been there when i was informing orald.
    i got angry at this kid at arrakeen and ripped him a new one.And orald was calming me down like'hey dude calm down and stuff'
    and then we were supposed to post a pic of a movie star our own gender.
    i posted pics of greta garbo and he told me' hey,arch.yu posted it wrong.you were supposed to post a pic of a movie star the same gender as you.'
    and i was like 'no mistake there.all is done right after he posted 'you did it wrong again' i told him how can i do it wrong when i am agirl.
    man, orald is a realy funny guy.he always makes me laugh.
    you can't hate ppl that make you laugh,y'know.
    now you made me laugh too.

    to send pics of me as a he sitting on the tolilet.ROFL

    i just might do that.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 20 Oct 2008 17:18

    ARCH wrote:to send pics of me as a he sitting on the tolilet.ROFL

    i just might do that.
    :twisted:


    Don't laugh, that's a legitimate fetish!
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    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 17:22

    Freakzilla wrote:
    ARCH wrote:to send pics of me as a he sitting on the tolilet.ROFL

    i just might do that.
    :twisted:


    Don't laugh, that's a legitimate fetish!

    seriously freak ppl have some pretty weird ideas.
    last time someone showed me pics of their little fetish game i puked my heart out.
    but,hey whatever makes them feel good.
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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby Omphalos » 20 Oct 2008 17:24

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P


    She could actually post them. And trust me, this isnt me being puritanical at all.
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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 17:29

    Omphalos wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P


    She could actually post them. And trust me, this isnt me being puritanical at all.


    so here's omphalos vote for 'yes,arch should post it'

    anyone else? :D
    if o-man here continues pushing it, who knows.
    i just might make him happy.
    :laughing:
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    Postby SandChigger » 20 Oct 2008 17:44

    Ah, the little bint with attitude has returned. How refreshing.
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    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 17:51

    SandChigger wrote:Ah, the little bint with attitude has returned. How refreshing.


    well, this little unrefined daft girl can tackle you with her 6'2 height and frame
    any time old man :lol:
    attitude? i'm ambivalent towards everything, including you.


    good to see you're back to your grizzly ways Sandchigger.
    your endearments for females are as bad as always.
    or is it that you're unable to return to your charming unbitter self around hypatia and me? :post whore:
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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby GamePlayer » 20 Oct 2008 17:58

    Omphalos wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P


    She could actually post them. And trust me, this isnt me being puritanical at all.


    I sense an impending new internet meme :)

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    Re: Thank you Jacurutu

    Postby ARCH » 20 Oct 2008 18:09

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Thanks....


    But no thanks.


    Hey, don't knock it. What's the worse that could happen? He posts a picture of himself on the toilet or something? :wink: :P


    She could actually post them. And trust me, this isnt me being puritanical at all.


    I sense an impending new internet meme :)

    Two cheeks, one bowl :)

    :laughing:
    God forbid!

    anyhow it's all in good humor,man.
    i'm done for today.
    have classes early int he morning.
    c'ya around boys&girls :wink:
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    Postby SandChigger » 20 Oct 2008 20:20

    ARCH wrote:well, this little unrefined daft girl can tackle you with her 6'2 height and frame
    any time old man :lol:

    Good gawd, woman...are you coming on to me? :shock:

    good to see you're back to your grizzly ways Sandchigger.
    your endearments for females are as bad as always.

    Hey, most of the shit in my life to date has come out of noisy holes. Don't blame me if I got only one or two uses for your kind.

    or is it that you're unable to return to your charming unbitter self around hypatia and me?

    Ah, yes, do say hello for me to your Big (=old) Sister in Sappho, in case she's no longer lurking here. (Fat chance!)

    By the way, speaking of fat...since it appears you're "big-boned", are you also overweight? I get this picture of great stocky Eastern-bloc women(?). Or is there enough food 'round there for that? :?
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    Postby Freakzilla » 20 Oct 2008 20:22

    SandChigger wrote:By the way, speaking of fat...since it appears you're "big-boned", are you also overweight? I get this picture of great stocky Eastern-bloc women(?). Or is there enough food 'round there for that? :?


    She's posted pictures, didn't look fat to me.
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    Postby SandChigger » 20 Oct 2008 20:41

    Over on "Arid Queen"?

    May as well be the bottom of an Arrakeen tidal dust basin.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 20 Oct 2008 20:52

    SandChigger wrote:Over on "Arid Queen"?

    May as well be the bottom of an Arrakeen tidal dust basin.


    No, here: http://www.jacurutu.com/viewtopic.php?t ... &start=345
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    Postby SandChigger » 20 Oct 2008 21:38

    Well, I'll be damned, looky there! Let that indicate my level of interest.

    Still looks to me like there's a chubby babushka in there just weighting to get out. ;)
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    Postby orald » 22 Oct 2008 17:18

    That's lame, SC, are you now down to calling her "fat-to-be"?

    Heck, you're way chubbier than she is.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 22 Oct 2008 17:24

    God, don't we have a big enough adversary without fighting each other?
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    Postby orald » 22 Oct 2008 18:05

    I'm not fighting, I'm merely trying to help him see how low he's stooping himself tryign to ridicule her, and for what? She hates the prequels too, right? Isn't that half the battle already? :P
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    Postby SandChigger » 22 Oct 2008 18:39

    I don't like her. Period.

    Haven't since I read her sob story rants over on Arrakeen. Her land, her language, oh lost glory (that never was). Basically told her to stop whining and do something productive or just lie down and die already. As far as I can see, she shares the same attitudes and beliefs/prejudices that make her part of the world such a lovely place to be.

    Getting a holier-than-thou PC PM from that bitch Hypatia afterwards did nothing to endear her to me, as I'm sure you can imagine.

    And the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 22 Oct 2008 18:48

    I didn't mean you specifically orald, there has been a lot of in-fighting here lately.
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    Postby GamePlayer » 22 Oct 2008 19:07

    Oh come now, is it really all that bad? If we can't have little spats with each other now and then, the festering would just explode later in a far worse fashion.

    Besides, didn't you see my chigga's frippery in his sex change picture? Now there's a photo that's screaming out to be ridiculed :)
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    Postby orald » 22 Oct 2008 19:13

    Ok, I give up, give me a link to his sex change.
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