Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

This dude has some cool shades but they make me feel a bit less cool when I look at his avatar.

Also, have you stopped procreating yet?

all in jest my friend!

I sense some jealousy.

Yes, I have. I got my wife fixed after we finally had a daughter.

And there was much rejoicing.

Freakzilla wrote:I sense some jealousy.

Yes, I have. I got my wife fixed after we finally had a daughter.

And there was much rejoicing.

My wife is contemplating this. I have not urged her to do it yet because I hear that the procedure is much, much more involved for women than it is for men. Problem: I dont want anyone approaching my testicles with sharp steel.

What to do? What to do?

Oh Freak, you magnificent bastard.

Congrats FZ!!

Your line is now strong and will continue your legacy for thousands of generations!

So what is that number 5?

FZ is like Duncan after he kills LetoII. His wife of course is Siona.

Long live the thousand sons of FZ!!!!

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I sense some jealousy.

Yes, I have. I got my wife fixed after we finally had a daughter.

And there was much rejoicing.

My wife is contemplating this. I have not urged her to do it yet because I hear that the procedure is much, much more involved for women than it is for men. Problem: I dont want anyone approaching my testicles with sharp steel.

What to do? What to do?

Fuck, I was begging the doctor to snip me after the second kid. I couldn't get in there fast enough. I thought about trying it myself in the garage.

Seriously, its a piece of cake if you ever decided to do it. In and out in about an hour. I also used it as an excuse to get the wife to bring me food and beer in bed while I watch Tv all day

Tleilax Master B wrote:

Omphalos wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I sense some jealousy.

Yes, I have. I got my wife fixed after we finally had a daughter.

And there was much rejoicing.

My wife is contemplating this. I have not urged her to do it yet because I hear that the procedure is much, much more involved for women than it is for men. Problem: I dont want anyone approaching my testicles with sharp steel.

What to do? What to do?

Fuck, I was begging the doctor to snip me after the second kid. I couldn't get in there fast enough. I thought about trying it myself in the garage.

Seriously, its a piece of cake if you ever decided to do it. In and out in about an hour. I also used it as an excuse to get the wife to bring me food and beer in bed while I watch Tv all day

*RUBS HANDS TOGETHER* This sounds like a really good idea, booking mine now.

My wife had it done while she was in the hospital after our daughter's birth. I was too chicken to get myself fixed.

I don't think it's all that complicated of a procedure, but it requires general anesthesia, which is always dangerous.

We have talked about the ol' snip snip, and I was told I have to wait. She thinks we are still too young to really know if we are done. I think it is all just a part of her evil plot.

I have contemplated going and getting it done anyway but I am not sure how to hide a surgery from her....

Dune Nerd wrote:We have talked about the ol' snip snip, and I was told I have to wait. She thinks we are still too young to really know if we are done. I think it is all just a part of her evil plot.

I have contemplated going and getting it done anyway but I am not sure how to hide a surgery from her....

FYI, its reversible. Actually, in some rare cases it fixes itself. That's why I had the doc tie it in a double knot and cauterize both ends

Tleilax Master B wrote:

Dune Nerd wrote:We have talked about the ol' snip snip, and I was told I have to wait. She thinks we are still too young to really know if we are done. I think it is all just a part of her evil plot.

I have contemplated going and getting it done anyway but I am not sure how to hide a surgery from her....

FYI, its reversible. Actually, in some rare cases it fixes itself. That's why I had the doc tie it in a double knot and cauterize both ends

can never be too careful I am going to ask if I can drink some radiated mercury just to make sure Im actually sterile.

Tleilax Master B wrote:

Dune Nerd wrote:We have talked about the ol' snip snip, and I was told I have to wait. She thinks we are still too young to really know if we are done. I think it is all just a part of her evil plot.

I have contemplated going and getting it done anyway but I am not sure how to hide a surgery from her....

FYI, its reversible. Actually, in some rare cases it fixes itself. That's why I had the doc tie it in a double knot and cauterize both ends

Yea, I still have research to do before I delve into cutting on something I have worked hard my whole life to protect from damage.

AO® Original Pilot™ Military Sunglasses
Price: $40.99

Description/Features
Meets ANSI Z80.3 standards
Mil Spec MIL-S-25948
Dark lenses block 100% of UVA and UVB rays
Clear, no-glare vision
Bayonet temples
Optical 52 mm, nickel silver frames with adjustable nose rests
Includes an Official Issue crushproof case
Black, Yellow, Chrome or Silver
Weight: 0.25 lbs.



The pair I have on in the avatar are the 57mm, which they are also available in. I think they're too big and plan to get a pair of 52mm.

Tleilax Master B wrote:That's why I had the doc tie it in a double knot and cauterize both ends

Ou-ou-ha-ha-ouch!

SandChigger wrote:

Tleilax Master B wrote:That's why I had the doc tie it in a double knot and cauterize both ends

Ou-ou-ha-ha-ouch!

+9999999999999

Freakzilla wrote:

AO® Original Pilot™ Military Sunglasses
Price: $40.99

Description/Features
Meets ANSI Z80.3 standards
Mil Spec MIL-S-25948
Dark lenses block 100% of UVA and UVB rays
Clear, no-glare vision
Bayonet temples
Optical 52 mm, nickel silver frames with adjustable nose rests
Includes an Official Issue crushproof case
Black, Yellow, Chrome or Silver
Weight: 0.25 lbs.



The pair I have on in the avatar are the 57mm, which they are also available in. I think they're too big and plan to get a pair of 52mm.

I got a pair of the small, gold ones at the surplus store.

Freakzilla wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

AO® Original Pilot™ Military Sunglasses
Price: $40.99

Description/Features
Meets ANSI Z80.3 standards
Mil Spec MIL-S-25948
Dark lenses block 100% of UVA and UVB rays
Clear, no-glare vision
Bayonet temples
Optical 52 mm, nickel silver frames with adjustable nose rests
Includes an Official Issue crushproof case
Black, Yellow, Chrome or Silver
Weight: 0.25 lbs.



The pair I have on in the avatar are the 57mm, which they are also available in. I think they're too big and plan to get a pair of 52mm.

I got a pair of the small, gold ones at the surplus store.

Whoa...classy !

Rakis wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:

AO® Original Pilot™ Military Sunglasses
Price: $40.99

Description/Features
Meets ANSI Z80.3 standards
Mil Spec MIL-S-25948
Dark lenses block 100% of UVA and UVB rays
Clear, no-glare vision
Bayonet temples
Optical 52 mm, nickel silver frames with adjustable nose rests
Includes an Official Issue crushproof case
Black, Yellow, Chrome or Silver
Weight: 0.25 lbs.



The pair I have on in the avatar are the 57mm, which they are also available in. I think they're too big and plan to get a pair of 52mm.

I got a pair of the small, gold ones at the surplus store.

Whoa...classy !

Not at all, however they are functional.

I got used to the style in the military. The practical thing about them besides being no-glare, UV proof and shatter resistand is the bayonette temples make them easy to get on and off while wearing a helmet, expecially the CVC (combat vehicle crewmember) helmet, which has earphones inside.

http://www9.plala.or.jp/m01/cvc.jpg

Geez! Thought I told the board to crap out with pics that large.

gotta tell ya (again)
I just ain't crazy bout that there avatar

liked the Ming avatar

LOVED the frank'nfurter .....

would even go for some kind of porno-Godzilla thang ...

but you still look WAY too much like Simon's old avatar
that made me hate him so much

I liked it at first. Ive been on a few websites where the Grand Poo-Pah's used real pics for avatars. But there comes a time for change (unless you use the Hal 9000 eye - that should never come down).

I LOVED your HAL eye ....

pink's cool too, tho

Remember kiddies an avatar's not just for Christmas, it's for life.

I'm sticking with the No ship...

I like changing up my avatars every once in a while. Much like my desktop background. It makes avatars more enjoyable to inject some variety. In fact, I'm going to look at some pictures and change up my avatars again.