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    Postby Eru » 23 Aug 2008 17:56

    I'm Eru. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.
    If there's anything I've learned from working with monkeys, it's that there is no problem which cannot be solved by flinging poo at it.
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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 23 Aug 2008 18:05

    Hi Eru.
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    Postby Omphalos » 23 Aug 2008 19:19

    Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Postby SandChigger » 23 Aug 2008 19:26

    ALL HAIL ERU! SIGNED BY THE HAND OF KJA HIMSELF AND, BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GAWD AND THE INTERVENTION OF A CONVENTION TABLE, NEARLY BUTTSTAMPED BY HIM AS WELL! HAIL!

    Behold Eru, Defier of Hacks!

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    Postby Rakis » 23 Aug 2008 21:06

    :mrgreen:

    Yeah !!! Eru's back !!! :P
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    Postby Tleszer » 23 Aug 2008 21:48

    Welcome, He Who Has Returned From The Sands Unscathed! Eru, Defier of Hacks!
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    Postby GamePlayer » 24 Aug 2008 00:13

    Hello to you, Eru :)
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    Postby Ampoliros » 24 Aug 2008 02:31

    You don't know me Eru, but you're my Hero! Was it easy to look in the eyes of Hack Incarnate?


    BTW, looking at that picture, It looks like Rebecca is already on to you. She just has that look. And yet she didn't stop you...
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    Postby inhuien » 24 Aug 2008 05:46

    hihihi Eru :)
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    Postby Serkanner » 24 Aug 2008 05:49

    Hi Eru.

    I am not sure who is more ugly, the hack or his wife.
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    Postby orald » 24 Aug 2008 07:32

    SandChigger wrote:ALL HAIL ERU! SIGNED BY THE HAND OF KJA HIMSELF AND, BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GAWD AND THE INTERVENTION OF A CONVENTION TABLE, NEARLY BUTTSTAMPED BY HIM AS WELL! HAIL!

    Behold Eru, Defier of Hacks!

    And not only that, he's rather cute too! :P

    Call me. :wink:
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Nekhrun » 24 Aug 2008 09:23

    About damn time you Son-of-a-Bitch!
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    Re: Hi, Everybody!

    Postby Robspierre » 24 Aug 2008 13:18

    Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.



    Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

    Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 24 Aug 2008 13:21

    Omphalos wrote:Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Wow, judging from the far above average number of Os and !s in this greeting he must be cool.

    Is that picture from when KJA signed the SC shirt or is this some other joke that I'm not privy to?
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    Postby Freakzilla » 24 Aug 2008 17:08

    Great to see you again!
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    Postby SandChigger » 24 Aug 2008 17:38

    orald wrote:And not only that, he's rather cute too! :P

    Call me. :wink:

    Not much chance of that, Oraldo. Unless you been to Stockholm in the last few weeks and got a WHOLE lot purdier. :lol:

    (But go to my blog and search for "winner" if you want to see some more pix of him. ;) )
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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Eyes High » 25 Aug 2008 00:40

    Hey Eru, I'm new around here but hope to get to know you better.
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    Postby orald » 26 Aug 2008 03:00

    'Tis but a jape, Sandy, you know my heart belongs only to you.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby SandChigger » 26 Aug 2008 05:01

    Sandy? :shock:

    That'll be about enough of that.

    Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

    I've got pix to prove it.

    And I have no qualms whatsoever about posting them. :twisted:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Secher_Nbiw » 26 Aug 2008 09:17

    Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

    I've got pix to prove it.


    That's ok Chig, I think we can cope without that ;)

    Time for the obligatory greeting: ug Eru.
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    Re: Hi, Everybody!

    Postby Eru » 27 Aug 2008 17:42

    Robspierre wrote:
    Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.



    Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

    Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

    Rob


    Some of my friends have a theory about pants/not pants. They are kilt enthusiasts who insist that pants-wearers tend to be evil while kilt (or any other no-pants) wearers are good. For example:

    Jesus, not pants.

    Gandhi, not pants.

    Hitler, pants.
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    Postby Omphalos » 27 Aug 2008 18:18

    SandChigger wrote:Sandy? :shock:

    That'll be about enough of that.

    Keep this in mind, kiddo: My name isn't Harry but my butt and nipples are.

    I've got pix to prove it.

    And I have no qualms whatsoever about posting them. :twisted:


    You know where to post 'em big guy. :wink:

    I think I got that thread started somewhere.
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    Re: Hi, Everybody!

    Postby Rakis » 28 Aug 2008 23:01

    Eru wrote:
    Robspierre wrote:
    Eru wrote:I'm Eru... I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.



    Heathen! Death to troosers!!!!!!!!!

    Bout bloody time you showed up here you bastard!

    Rob


    Some of my friends have a theory about pants/not pants. They are kilt enthusiasts who insist that pants-wearers tend to be evil while kilt (or any other no-pants) wearers are good. For example:

    Jesus, not pants.

    Gandhi, not pants.

    Hitler, pants.


    Wait a minute... :shock:

    Mother Teresa, not pants.

    KJA, pants.

    ...Dur help us...Eru's right :shock:
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    Postby chanilover » 29 Aug 2008 05:18

    Hi Eru, how've you been?
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    Postby orald » 29 Aug 2008 09:15

    I wear pants though... :P

    And cross-dressers don't count, so you can rule out Ghandi and Jesus.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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