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Member Gallery - Pic Heavy
Posted: 14 Apr 2008 22:06
by orald
In an effort to lure Mandy to post nude, err, perfectly innocent pics of herself, I'm opening the member gallery!
I suggest it be made a stickey here.
Post here pictures of yourself, your loved ones, (fluffy bunny wunny)pets and those annoying kids old farts like Omph and Freak are so crazy about.
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Note to females: It's advised to post nude pics of yourselves for the male members, and Mandy, to rate*
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Note to males: See the above, but only if you're below 30 and not hairy like an ape(i.e not you, Chig)*
Here's me from last, uh, spring/summer(?) not sure, last year:
*As you can see, I have a crappy webcam and bad lighting, and I also look mad when trying for a neutral look*
Eat your heart out, CL!
My fluffy wuffy doggy! *wheeee*
Neighboor's dog:
Neighboor's cat:
ZOMG Teg super-speed!
Mind you, I usually delete all my personal pics after a short time, but I don't mind leaving you my cute doggy to see.
Posted: 14 Apr 2008 23:00
by Rakis
Nice pics of the dogs Orald !
I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 00:24
by Omphalos
Rakis wrote:
Nice pics of the dogs Orald !
I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...
orald appears younger than his anger.
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 00:31
by Omphalos
People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 03:48
by SandChigger
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 04:14
by Freakzilla
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 04:23
by SandChigger
(Love the pix of the kids.
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(Not in the same way as Orald, of course.
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Posted: 15 Apr 2008 05:12
by orald
It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids.
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 08:44
by Tleilax Master B
Dude, you take pictures of your neighbors's cats? You don't live next to Hymaintenance do ya?
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 09:27
by Freakzilla
orald wrote:It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids.
I hate kids too, but it's hard to kill 'em when they look like me.
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 11:19
by inhuien
Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:
You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 11:59
by Omphalos
inhuien wrote:Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:
You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No
Please dont confuse me with that dumb, skinny bitch. That moron doesnt even know what the fuck an AE-35 unit is, much less how to sabotage one.
Sheesh. Ya try to act smart, and the rabble still winds up treating you like a moron! Whats a silicon based intelligence supposed to do? Sing folk songs?
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 12:31
by GamePlayer
You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things
Cute pets.
Posted: 15 Apr 2008 13:50
by orald
You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things
That's why I feel it's a shame GRRM didn't flesh out the Tickler's character a bit more in ASoIaF, for shame.
So...
where's the gold in this forum? Where did the Talifans go? How many men have they got? Is there any gold in this forum?
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 04:17
by Tyrant
beautiful family dude..i also have 4 kids
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 04:44
by SandChigger
I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....
Remember: It's not Kevin's head!
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 06:10
by orald
You sure look like an older version of him though.
Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 10:44
by Omphalos
SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....
Remember: It's not Kevin's head!
We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.
By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 13:16
by GamePlayer
I hope you recovered
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 15:18
by SandChigger
orald wrote:You sure look like an older version of him though.
It's been pointed out before. In fact, when I debuted this avatar variation on DN, Omph and others thought I had used Kevin's head in it. (The smaller resolution helped.)
Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!
Now that has possibilities....
(Besides the obvious "Hey, Kev, I fucked your mother!")
(Yes, thank you, GP, all better now.
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Posted: 16 Apr 2008 15:24
by Omphalos
Wow. Chig as KJA's daddy. Why dont you just smack that lil whippersnapper upside the head please?
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 15:30
by SandChigger
Omphalos wrote:We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.
I've already got an image of a bonsai growing out of my head. I had a kid in one of my classes last year who was pretty good with PhotoShop. He had me fighting Spiderman, on the label of a cup noodle pack, etc.
By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.
Yeah, Humanities is one of the poorer departments, it seems. One morning back around the beginning of the month I noticed a massive new stone marker in front of the refurbed Education Dept. building, with "Education" carved into it in old-style calligraphy Kanji. They've got OOODLES of money (yen om?)...but no native speakers of English in their English Education section. (Actually, in one of the weird/stupid things about the place, they have none BY DEPARTMENTAL POLICY. Go figure.)
When I leave this country, an exposé of the education system as I have seen it is one thing definitely on the agenda.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 19:23
by Freakzilla
SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....
Remember: It's not Kevin's head!
Man, I wish I had a chair like that at work.
Posted: 16 Apr 2008 21:42
by SandChigger
It's a second-hand freebie. Got it from Texas Bob when he got an even nicer one. (Teg will know who I mean.)
It is mighty comfy.
Posted: 17 Apr 2008 08:16
by orald
I think this thread needs to be closed, it has failed in its mission- still no nude pics of Mandy.