Yes! You ARE a real-life troll! I love it.
I'm sorry, have I ever done anything to make you think otherwise?
(Yesterday when I dropped off my Christmas gift to THAT branch of the family, I breezed through the front door and squealed, "HI!!! I've made you a fruity basket! Isn't it FABULOUS?!!" When they invited me to have some of their Christmas lasagna and explained they don't do a turkey so soon after Thanksgiving, I screamed, "WHAT?! NO CHRISTMAS HAM?!!!! Oops, sorry! Gotta run!"
Omphalos wrote:That doesn't sound weird to me. That one sounds worthwhile.
Yes. Totally defusing my bestiality innuendo.
I've helped put a few burritos out of their misery in my time; does that count?