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    Postby orald » 14 Apr 2008 22:06

    In an effort to lure Mandy to post nude, err, perfectly innocent pics of herself, I'm opening the member gallery!
    I suggest it be made a stickey here.

    Post here pictures of yourself, your loved ones, (fluffy bunny wunny)pets and those annoying kids old farts like Omph and Freak are so crazy about. :roll:

    *Note to females: It's advised to post nude pics of yourselves for the male members, and Mandy, to rate*
    *Note to males: See the above, but only if you're below 30 and not hairy like an ape(i.e not you, Chig)*

    Here's me from last, uh, spring/summer(?) not sure, last year:
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    *As you can see, I have a crappy webcam and bad lighting, and I also look mad when trying for a neutral look*

    Eat your heart out, CL! :P

    My fluffy wuffy doggy! *wheeee*
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    Neighboor's dog:
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    Neighboor's cat:
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    ZOMG Teg super-speed!
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    Mind you, I usually delete all my personal pics after a short time, but I don't mind leaving you my cute doggy to see.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Rakis » 14 Apr 2008 23:00

    :lol: :lol:

    Nice pics of the dogs Orald !

    I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...
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    Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 00:24

    Rakis wrote::lol: :lol:

    Nice pics of the dogs Orald !

    I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...


    orald appears younger than his anger.
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    Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 00:31

    People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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    Postby SandChigger » 15 Apr 2008 03:48

    :lol:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Freakzilla » 15 Apr 2008 04:14

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    Postby SandChigger » 15 Apr 2008 04:23

    (Love the pix of the kids. :D )

    (Not in the same way as Orald, of course. :shock: )
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby orald » 15 Apr 2008 05:12

    It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids. :P
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 15 Apr 2008 08:44

    Dude, you take pictures of your neighbors's cats? You don't live next to Hymaintenance do ya? :P
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    Postby Freakzilla » 15 Apr 2008 09:27

    orald wrote:It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids. :P


    I hate kids too, but it's hard to kill 'em when they look like me. :wink:
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    Postby inhuien » 15 Apr 2008 11:19

    Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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    You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No :) :)
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    Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 11:59

    inhuien wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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    You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No :) :)


    Please dont confuse me with that dumb, skinny bitch. That moron doesnt even know what the fuck an AE-35 unit is, much less how to sabotage one.

    Sheesh. Ya try to act smart, and the rabble still winds up treating you like a moron! Whats a silicon based intelligence supposed to do? Sing folk songs?
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    Postby GamePlayer » 15 Apr 2008 12:31

    You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things :)

    Cute pets.
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    Postby orald » 15 Apr 2008 13:50

    You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things

    That's why I feel it's a shame GRRM didn't flesh out the Tickler's character a bit more in ASoIaF, for shame. :(

    So...where's the gold in this forum? Where did the Talifans go? How many men have they got? Is there any gold in this forum? :twisted:
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Tyrant » 16 Apr 2008 04:17

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    beautiful family dude..i also have 4 kids
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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 04:44

    I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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    Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby orald » 16 Apr 2008 06:10

    You sure look like an older version of him though. :twisted:


    Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
    KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!
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    Postby Omphalos » 16 Apr 2008 10:44

    SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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    Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D


    We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.

    By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.
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    Postby GamePlayer » 16 Apr 2008 13:16

    I hope you recovered :)
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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 15:18

    orald wrote:You sure look like an older version of him though. :twisted:

    It's been pointed out before. In fact, when I debuted this avatar variation on DN, Omph and others thought I had used Kevin's head in it. (The smaller resolution helped.)

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    Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
    KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!

    Now that has possibilities.... :twisted:

    (Besides the obvious "Hey, Kev, I fucked your mother!")

    (Yes, thank you, GP, all better now. ;) )
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Omphalos » 16 Apr 2008 15:24

    Wow. Chig as KJA's daddy. Why dont you just smack that lil whippersnapper upside the head please?
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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 15:30

    Omphalos wrote:We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.

    I've already got an image of a bonsai growing out of my head. I had a kid in one of my classes last year who was pretty good with PhotoShop. He had me fighting Spiderman, on the label of a cup noodle pack, etc.

    By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.

    Yeah, Humanities is one of the poorer departments, it seems. One morning back around the beginning of the month I noticed a massive new stone marker in front of the refurbed Education Dept. building, with "Education" carved into it in old-style calligraphy Kanji. They've got OOODLES of money (yen om?)...but no native speakers of English in their English Education section. (Actually, in one of the weird/stupid things about the place, they have none BY DEPARTMENTAL POLICY. Go figure.)

    When I leave this country, an exposé of the education system as I have seen it is one thing definitely on the agenda. :evil:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Freakzilla » 16 Apr 2008 19:23

    SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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    Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D


    Man, I wish I had a chair like that at work. :cry:
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    Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 21:42

    It's a second-hand freebie. Got it from Texas Bob when he got an even nicer one. (Teg will know who I mean.)

    It is mighty comfy. :D
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    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby orald » 17 Apr 2008 08:16

    I think this thread needs to be closed, it has failed in its mission- still no nude pics of Mandy. :cry:
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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