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I've never seen so much snow(or any proper snow, not the slightly soft hail we sometimes get and call snow) except on Mt. Hermon, and I've only been there once, not counting fueling trips in the army(you don't get to play around in the army :cry: ).
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SandChigger wrote:Well...you know what they say about what you wear under a kilt, right?

(Shins ain't all wot's nekkid.)

Anyway...looks to me like he's wearin' leotards. Or...

GODS FORFEND! HE'S GOT ON A NEW SISTERHOOD UNITARD!

AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! :shock:

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It wasn't that cold, I have my wool socks pushed down, If it did get cold I could pull them up for warmth. That pic is from a couple of years ago before I retired as a cook, I've dropped over 50 lbs since then.

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orald wrote:In an effort to lure Mandy to post nude, err, perfectly innocent pics of herself, I'm opening the member gallery!
I suggest it be made a stickey here.

Post here pictures of yourself, your loved ones, (fluffy bunny wunny)pets and those annoying kids old farts like Omph and Freak are so crazy about. :roll:

*Note to females: It's advised to post nude pics of yourselves for the male members, and Mandy, to rate*
*Note to males: See the above, but only if you're below 30 and not hairy like an ape(i.e not you, Chig)*

Here's me from last, uh, spring/summer(?) not sure, last year:
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*As you can see, I have a crappy webcam and bad lighting, and I also look mad when trying for a neutral look*

Eat your heart out, CL! :P
Nice specs.
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Yea, yea, they're like 7-8 years old I think, I don't care much for accessories, being that I'm so damnablly hot anyway. 8)

Now stop beating yer snake over my pics! :P

EDIT: And how about a pic from you, CL? Lets see your specs.
Bet you're ugly as hell. :)
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I did post some pics on Arrakeen. Maybe you can go and look at them there. :lol: Someone even had the nerve to ask how old the pics were, that's how twinky I am.

Anyway, the thought of you making a mess of your keyboard over my pics is enough to give me nightmares.
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If I remember correctly the only startling thing about your appearance was that big wart on your nose.

(Did you get that taken off yet?)

:P
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Chicken! :(

Warts? :lol:
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(I should probably lay low and hide for a while now, in case he comes back right away! :P )
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Warts! Chicken! Oh well, that doesn't leave me with any choice. Sorry, these are the only pics I've got on my computer which I can share, and they're a bit crap. That kid beating me up is my boyfriend's nephew.

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Right. There it is, on the right side of your nose (left side of top photo, can't see it in the bottom one)...that's a wart, right?

:P
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chanilover wrote:That kid beating me up is my boyfriend's nephew.
Are you sure he's just beating you up? :twisted:

OMG you pedo! :shock:


And one more thing- nice ass*. :P


*No, not really, but it's expected of me to say it.
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I was expecting a joke about being a bottom, Orald, but maybe that was a line even YOU wouldn't cross.

So where are everyone else's pictures? I bet we've got some right eyesores on here (don't worry, no one can look as bad as Orald).
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SandChigger wrote:Right. There it is, on the right side of your nose (left side of top photo, can't see it in the bottom one)...that's a wart, right?

:P
:lol: NO! You're giving me a complex, I keep feeling my nose. (cue Orald talking about feeling his cock)
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Anyway, what IS that blue thing you're wielding?

(And what's that thingy stuck in the electric outlet?)

(And sorry, you're right, it wasn't a wart, just the large bulbous part of your nose. 8) )
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OMG, I didn't notice that from the shock of the kiddy-sex pic, but GOD DAMN that's one big dildo, CL! :shock:

I'm guessing the thing stuck in the outlet is an anti-mosquitto device?

Or CL's dildo battery. :P
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It's an air freshener. I'm guessing the blow up toy is a sword.
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orald wrote:
chanilover wrote:That kid beating me up is my boyfriend's nephew.
Are you sure he's just beating you up? :twisted:

OMG you pedo! :shock:


And one more thing- nice ass*. :P


*No, not really, but it's expected of me to say it.
Orald, Please, you do not have to live up to this stereotype you've created, How's this for a thought, insert your Brain prior to typing.
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Yea, you're right. CL, you've got horriblly shaped buttocks.

I nearly damn broke my knee half an hour ago, walking the dog.
Some bright asshole(probably metal thieves or teenagers) had the bright idea of taking away a sewer lid, and in the dark the shadow looked like the lid itself.

Thankfully it's not a completed sewer, just a half meter hole, but I banged my knee on the rim. Probably all that'll be left a few hours from now will be the little scratch.
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And you're a buck-toothed geek with the sex appeal of a cow's arse who has to rely on sympathy shags to get laid.
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Then why are you touching yourself as you type this? :o
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I was trying to hold the sick in my mouth after seeing your ugly face in your pics. No wonder you've gone bi, you're probably desperate to shag anything.
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Oor, this could get fun. :shock:
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I don't think I have any pictures of myself. I'm pretty average looking, dress average, but I'm nothing anyone would miss. I like the sound of sympathy shag; hell, I like the word "shag" period :)
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CL likes shaggy shags. :shock:
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Ive got a great one of me somewhere. :wink:
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