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Robspierre
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Postby Robspierre » 23 Apr 2008 23:35

Omphalos wrote:Ive got a great one of me somewhere. :wink:


Who does number 2 work for!!!!!!!11 :P


Rob

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Postby HoosierDaddy » 24 Apr 2008 00:08

Robspierre wrote:
Who does number 2 work for!!!!!!!11 :P

Rob


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Postby chanilover » 24 Apr 2008 01:42

Orald's last boyfriend drowned when Orald punctured their tacky waterbed with his buck teeth.

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Postby chanilover » 24 Apr 2008 01:43

GamePlayer wrote:I don't think I have any pictures of myself. I'm pretty average looking, dress average, but I'm nothing anyone would miss. I like the sound of sympathy shag; hell, I like the word "shag" period :)


Post your pictures, you fugly git.

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Postby SandChigger » 24 Apr 2008 05:41

AHA! :P

I've suspected for some time that I still have more hair up top that Kevvy...and at last, I have proof! :D

BEHOLD!

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HA! EAT THAT, HACK!

(Mind you, though, the albedo off my pate is such that I can call occupants of interstellar craft. :shock: )

(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 24 Apr 2008 06:39

(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)

No, those brown smears on his lips are from his foreplay with Brian.

CL, you can't get me, go cry cuz of your blue balls! 8)

Speaking of CL, why did you pic that name? Shouldn't you be DuncanLover? BaronLover? PaulLover? TegLover(ewww, the wrinkles!)? :twisted:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Omphalos » 24 Apr 2008 10:53

SandChigger wrote:AHA! :P

I've suspected for some time that I still have more hair up top that Kevvy...and at last, I have proof! :D

BEHOLD!

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HA! EAT THAT, HACK!

(Mind you, though, the albedo off my pate is such that I can call occupants of interstellar craft. :shock: )

(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)


That is an unfortunate comb-over he's got going on there.

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Postby inhuien » 24 Apr 2008 14:02

Omphalos wrote:
SandChigger wrote:AHA! :P

I've suspected for some time that I still have more hair up top that Kevvy...and at last, I have proof! :D

BEHOLD!

Image

HA! EAT THAT, HACK!

(Mind you, though, the albedo off my pate is such that I can call occupants of interstellar craft. :shock: )

(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)


That is an unfortunate comb-over he's got going on there.


Ahh!! Someone’s stole KJA's body!! that or he's half way through his transformation to a proto-titan, just need to get his brain in a jar and that's him, job done. :roll:
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Postby inhuien » 24 Apr 2008 14:12

After the op

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Postby SandChigger » 24 Apr 2008 17:41

Ooh! Someone else wot loves to play with Photoshop?! :D

(I really like the way his eyes came out on that. We need to put his head in a cymek brain vat. NOW! :twisted: )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby chanilover » 25 Apr 2008 02:03

SandChigger wrote:AHA! :P

I've suspected for some time that I still have more hair up top that Kevvy...and at last, I have proof! :D

BEHOLD!

Image

HA! EAT THAT, HACK!

(Mind you, though, the albedo off my pate is such that I can call occupants of interstellar craft. :shock: )


(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)


Vermillion hells, WHERE DO I START? :evil:

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Postby chanilover » 25 Apr 2008 02:06

orald wrote:
(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)

No, those brown smears on his lips are from his foreplay with Brian.

CL, you can't get me, go cry cuz of your blue balls! 8)

Speaking of CL, why did you pic that name? Shouldn't you be DuncanLover? BaronLover? PaulLover? TegLover(ewww, the wrinkles!)? :twisted:


I wouldn't want you anywhere near my balls. You'll probably sever them clean off with those teeth of yours.

The name chanilover came out of nowhere. Someone once said that it was a reference to Muad'Dib, as he loved Chani. That'll do.

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Postby Tleilax Master B » 25 Apr 2008 11:58

SandChigger wrote:AHA! :P

I've suspected for some time that I still have more hair up top that Kevvy...and at last, I have proof! :D

BEHOLD!

Image

HA! EAT THAT, HACK!

(Mind you, though, the albedo off my pate is such that I can call occupants of interstellar craft. :shock: )

(I also suspect he dyes his beard. What do you think?)


Hehe! The comb-over is the most vile thing male humans ever created. It should be banned and you should be flogged for even attempting it.
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Postby SandChigger » 25 Apr 2008 12:05

That pic of him has annoyed me since I first saw it last year.

I'm happy to have finally been able to put it to good use. :D
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby GamePlayer » 25 Apr 2008 12:12

Great picture. KJA writes like he does his hair; the real truth is he's bald, but the comb-over helps hide the truth. Just like the prequels are crap, but that cover with the big "Dune" printing is ever helpful disguise :) :lol:

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Postby SandChigger » 25 Apr 2008 12:22

Tleilax Master B wrote:The comb-over is the most vile thing male humans ever created. It should be banned and you should be flogged for even attempting it.

I've never understood it. Or even considered it.

You're getting older and losing your hair...fucking deal with it, already. Trying to hide it, especially with something as lame as a comb-over (they sometimes call it a "Nakasone" over here, because that former PM did it), just makes you look that much more sorry.

Me, I'm finding no downside. No more hair in my eyes or worrying about getting a part straight. Minimal time taking care of it! :D
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 25 Apr 2008 13:09

SandChigger wrote:Me, I'm finding no downside. No more hair in my eyes

Yea, it's all gone to the ears and nose. :?

SandChigger wrote:or worrying about getting a part straight.

And you can't get it up straight anymore. Poor Chigger. :(
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Postby Tleilax Master B » 25 Apr 2008 13:13

SandChigger wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:The comb-over is the most vile thing male humans ever created. It should be banned and you should be flogged for even attempting it.

I've never understood it. Or even considered it.

You're getting older and losing your hair...fucking deal with it, already. Trying to hide it, especially with something as lame as a comb-over (they sometimes call it a "Nakasone" over here, because that former PM did it), just makes you look that much more sorry.

Me, I'm finding no downside. No more hair in my eyes or worrying about getting a part straight. Minimal time taking care of it! :D


Yeah, worst hair do's ever. Just shave it if you are so vain that you don't want people knowing. The comb-over aint foolin' nobody!

My favorites are the back-to-fronts:

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As if hair grows that way! VERY subtle! :P
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Postby orald » 25 Apr 2008 13:30

I had a little coin-sized bald spot in the middle of my head, a bit to the right. It appeared suddenly and the doctor said it was probably stress related.
It's still growing back. Hopefully.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby orald » 26 Apr 2008 01:23

My dad is only now thining out and he's 61 already, and he's got only a few grey&white.
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Postby Nekhrun » 26 Apr 2008 11:24

SandChigger wrote:
Tleilax Master B wrote:The comb-over is the most vile thing male humans ever created. It should be banned and you should be flogged for even attempting it.

I've never understood it. Or even considered it.

You're getting older and losing your hair...fucking deal with it, already. Trying to hide it, especially with something as lame as a comb-over (they sometimes call it a "Nakasone" over here, because that former PM did it), just makes you look that much more sorry.

Me, I'm finding no downside. No more hair in my eyes or worrying about getting a part straight. Minimal time taking care of it! :D

I've not even lost most of my hair yet, but when it started to thin and go I shaved it all off. I'm not going to be one of those guys who hangs on to every last strand. My downside is a colder head.

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Postby GamePlayer » 26 Apr 2008 11:46

The less hair you have, the shorter you wear it. Universal law, or at least it should be :)

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Postby SandChigger » 26 Apr 2008 17:13

Nekhrun wrote:My downside is a colder head.

For such were stretchy caps invented! :D

(Last Wednesday first period the classroom was chilly but the students all said they were fine so I popped back up to the office and grabbed mine.)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 26 Apr 2008 17:23

SandChigger wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:My downside is a colder head.

For such were stretchy caps invented! :D

Ah damn, I'm getting deja-vu. :?
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby SandChigger » 26 Apr 2008 17:56

orald wrote:
SandChigger wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:My downside is a colder head.

For such were stretchy caps invented! :D

Ah damn, I'm getting deja-vu. :?

Pray tell, whatever do you mean, cupcake? :wink:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA


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