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Postby orald » 14 Apr 2008 22:06

In an effort to lure Mandy to post nude, err, perfectly innocent pics of herself, I'm opening the member gallery!
I suggest it be made a stickey here.

Post here pictures of yourself, your loved ones, (fluffy bunny wunny)pets and those annoying kids old farts like Omph and Freak are so crazy about. :roll:

*Note to females: It's advised to post nude pics of yourselves for the male members, and Mandy, to rate*
*Note to males: See the above, but only if you're below 30 and not hairy like an ape(i.e not you, Chig)*

Here's me from last, uh, spring/summer(?) not sure, last year:
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*As you can see, I have a crappy webcam and bad lighting, and I also look mad when trying for a neutral look*

Eat your heart out, CL! :P

My fluffy wuffy doggy! *wheeee*
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Neighboor's dog:
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Neighboor's cat:
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ZOMG Teg super-speed!
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Mind you, I usually delete all my personal pics after a short time, but I don't mind leaving you my cute doggy to see.
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Rakis » 14 Apr 2008 23:00

:lol: :lol:

Nice pics of the dogs Orald !

I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...
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Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 00:24

Rakis wrote::lol: :lol:

Nice pics of the dogs Orald !

I must say...i imagined you older with a beard...i blame your avatar...


orald appears younger than his anger.

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Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 00:31

People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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Postby SandChigger » 15 Apr 2008 03:48

:lol:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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Postby Freakzilla » 15 Apr 2008 04:14

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Postby SandChigger » 15 Apr 2008 04:23

(Love the pix of the kids. :D )

(Not in the same way as Orald, of course. :shock: )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 15 Apr 2008 05:12

It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids. :P
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Tleilax Master B » 15 Apr 2008 08:44

Dude, you take pictures of your neighbors's cats? You don't live next to Hymaintenance do ya? :P
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Postby Freakzilla » 15 Apr 2008 09:27

orald wrote:It'd be hard for me to love the pics of the kids the same way, Chiggy, since I hate kids. :P


I hate kids too, but it's hard to kill 'em when they look like me. :wink:
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Postby inhuien » 15 Apr 2008 11:19

Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No :) :)
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Postby Omphalos » 15 Apr 2008 11:59

inhuien wrote:
Omphalos wrote:People often say that my photos are taken too close up, and that I must be fat because I don't allow the camera to capture my whole body. Well, nothing could be further from the truth. Here is a picture of me taken just three months ago:

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You sure are a little wider Omphalos, I always thought your name was HAL90, No :) :)


Please dont confuse me with that dumb, skinny bitch. That moron doesnt even know what the fuck an AE-35 unit is, much less how to sabotage one.

Sheesh. Ya try to act smart, and the rabble still winds up treating you like a moron! Whats a silicon based intelligence supposed to do? Sing folk songs?

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Postby GamePlayer » 15 Apr 2008 12:31

You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things :)

Cute pets.

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Postby orald » 15 Apr 2008 13:50

You look very normal. Who'd have thought? But then again, it's always the normal ones you have to watch out for, with the basements full of...things

That's why I feel it's a shame GRRM didn't flesh out the Tickler's character a bit more in ASoIaF, for shame. :(

So...where's the gold in this forum? Where did the Talifans go? How many men have they got? Is there any gold in this forum? :twisted:
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I wish I could have been with you that one last time.

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Postby Tyrant » 16 Apr 2008 04:17

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beautiful family dude..i also have 4 kids
Your friendly neighborhood Tyrant!!!

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Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 04:44

I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 16 Apr 2008 06:10

You sure look like an older version of him though. :twisted:


Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!
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Postby Omphalos » 16 Apr 2008 10:44

SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D


We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.

By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.

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Postby GamePlayer » 16 Apr 2008 13:16

I hope you recovered :)

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Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 15:18

orald wrote:You sure look like an older version of him though. :twisted:

It's been pointed out before. In fact, when I debuted this avatar variation on DN, Omph and others thought I had used Kevin's head in it. (The smaller resolution helped.)

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Darth Chigger: Kevin, I am your father!
KJA: ZOMG OH NOES!1!

Now that has possibilities.... :twisted:

(Besides the obvious "Hey, Kev, I fucked your mother!")

(Yes, thank you, GP, all better now. ;) )
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Omphalos » 16 Apr 2008 15:24

Wow. Chig as KJA's daddy. Why dont you just smack that lil whippersnapper upside the head please?

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Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 15:30

Omphalos wrote:We should send this pic to your students and have them put it up in the top left hand corner of your class' wiki.

I've already got an image of a bonsai growing out of my head. I had a kid in one of my classes last year who was pretty good with PhotoShop. He had me fighting Spiderman, on the label of a cup noodle pack, etc.

By the way, I kind of expected the Japanese would give you a much more advanced shelf system. Like something made of lasers or something. With two or three asimos to get you books when you want them. How very hum-drum of the technological masters of the world.

Yeah, Humanities is one of the poorer departments, it seems. One morning back around the beginning of the month I noticed a massive new stone marker in front of the refurbed Education Dept. building, with "Education" carved into it in old-style calligraphy Kanji. They've got OOODLES of money (yen om?)...but no native speakers of English in their English Education section. (Actually, in one of the weird/stupid things about the place, they have none BY DEPARTMENTAL POLICY. Go figure.)

When I leave this country, an exposé of the education system as I have seen it is one thing definitely on the agenda. :evil:
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Freakzilla » 16 Apr 2008 19:23

SandChigger wrote:I finally got around to connecting up my iSight again....

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Remember: It's not Kevin's head! :D


Man, I wish I had a chair like that at work. :cry:
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Postby SandChigger » 16 Apr 2008 21:42

It's a second-hand freebie. Got it from Texas Bob when he got an even nicer one. (Teg will know who I mean.)

It is mighty comfy. :D
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby orald » 17 Apr 2008 08:16

I think this thread needs to be closed, it has failed in its mission- still no nude pics of Mandy. :cry:
In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.



I wish I could have been with you that one last time.


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