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    Postby Bijaz » 12 Apr 2008 08:57

    Hi, I am new here. :D

    I started out on Dumbnovels were my posts were frequently (well, almost always) edited or deleted by the Almighty Tool, but some of you may know me better from Hairy Ticks or Hoary Tales.

    Cheers!
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    Postby Freakzilla » 12 Apr 2008 09:08

    Welcome!

    (The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling :wink: )
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    Postby inhuien » 12 Apr 2008 09:49

    Hello :)
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    Postby GamePlayer » 12 Apr 2008 10:06

    Hey
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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 12 Apr 2008 11:30

    Hi
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    Postby orald » 12 Apr 2008 12:36

    Welcome! I do think you're responsible for one or two of the horrible fan-fics on Hoary Tales, am I right? Shocking, revolting things. :(

    :wink:

    Who's the Almighty Tool, may I ask? I'm used to have that name addressed at my Titan Trouser by lucky females, but am clueless as to who else has had this nickname stuck upon.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Serkanner » 12 Apr 2008 15:04

    Welcome!

    @ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.
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    Postby Mandy » 12 Apr 2008 15:24

    Hi Bijaz, nice to meet you. Loved your "fanfics", lol.
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    Postby Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 15:31

    Oh, its you. :P

    Helloooooooooooooo!
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    Postby orald » 12 Apr 2008 16:00

    Serkanner wrote:@ Orald ... the almighty tool must be refering to Byron.

    That's what I thought from the context, but I didn't realize he's a member. :o

    He sure isn't using that name.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Apr 2008 17:17

    (Um, "Spice Grandson"? Hello? :roll: )


    Nasty midget onboard! WILL run amok! Don't turn yer back on it! :D
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    Postby Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 17:25

    If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!
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    Postby orald » 12 Apr 2008 18:20

    Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.

    But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him. :twisted:

    That WAS your intent, right? :wink:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 12 Apr 2008 18:22

    Please don't.
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    Postby orald » 12 Apr 2008 18:44

    Would I do that? *innocent*
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    Postby Omphalos » 12 Apr 2008 19:44

    orald wrote:Well, I've never talked to him or seen his posts on DN, so I can't recognize him here, now can I? Moreover, he hasn't posted that much here anyway.

    But if you say so, I'll watch his every move from now on and terrorize him. :twisted:

    That WAS your intent, right? :wink:


    Good old orald. Given an inch, he wants a mile. :roll:

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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Apr 2008 20:13

    Length is everything. ;)
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby orald » 12 Apr 2008 20:32

    Size doesn't matter! :shock:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 12 Apr 2008 22:31

    Size doesn't matter as long as your size is within the comfort zone. Not too small, not too big, but just right! :)
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    Postby Rakis » 12 Apr 2008 23:18

    Omphalos wrote:If it starts rhyming or speaking in couplet, shoot it!


    But he does have prescience, right? He might know before we shoot...

    He-hey!! Bijaz, nice to meet ya...
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    Postby Bijaz » 13 Apr 2008 01:11

    Freakzilla wrote:Welcome!

    (The Almighty Tool is a member here so try to watch the name calling :wink: )


    The Tool is a member, huh :wink: Ok, I'll try to be careful...
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    Postby orald » 13 Apr 2008 06:33

    I like them smallish.
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    Postby Bijaz » 13 Apr 2008 21:25

    orald wrote:I like them smallish.


    Um, I hope you don"t mean little people...

    Gots little legs,
    Gots little feet,
    but I sure can run,
    When Orald waves his meat.
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    Postby orald » 13 Apr 2008 21:58

    No, I mean them.




    Much, much worse than "people".
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    Postby Mr. Teg » 15 Apr 2008 16:52

    YO! About freakin time! :wink:

    (I think Brian Herbert could've made it faster on his segway.)
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