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    I was not a friend of arnoldo...

    Postby SandChigger » 05 Apr 2008 06:52

    When I learned he had found our sietch, a small part of my heart nearly died.

    When he crashed and burned less than a day or two later, my joy knew no bounds.

    Because he impressed as the kind that would make his wife sleep on the wet spot, I find it only fitting that he has become the wetspot, his waters spilled into the sands.

    Because I was not a friend of arnoldo, I pour over him the dessicated feces from my thigh pads.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 05 Apr 2008 06:56

    :lol: I had a feeling someone would start a topic like this.
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    Postby Nekhrun » 05 Apr 2008 07:12

    When Hypatia defended arnoldo at Arrakeen I reported him. And then I reported her. 8)
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    Postby Mr. Teg » 05 Apr 2008 07:28

    He made our tribal cistern at Keen undrinkable with his attempts at "salty" commentary while trolling our waters.

    Because I was not a friend of Arnoldo, I pour salt on his remains to speed along his dehydration into nothingness.
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    Postby GamePlayer » 05 Apr 2008 10:25

    When he joined Arrakeen, it was a sign like no other that the lowest point had finally been reached. Exit visas were imminent :)
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    Postby Omphalos » 05 Apr 2008 10:36

    I am glad arnoldo is gone. I don't want to talk to him no more, because he is an empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in his general direction. His mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries. If water were not so scarce, I would tell that son of a silly person to go and boil his bottom.
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    Postby orald » 05 Apr 2008 14:07

    I was a friend of SandChigger. When I was bored I read his blog and had a few laughs. For this, I take all his money, because I know he'd have wanted me to have it. :cry:




    Oh, he's not dead yet? My mistake. :oops:
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    Postby Tyrant » 05 Apr 2008 16:07

    did he formally say he was leaving?..or did he get banned...if so...can i get a link on what he did to get banned ... nothing more interesting than forum soap operas :lol:
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    Postby orald » 05 Apr 2008 16:38

    He didn't do that much, Freak just made an "only English" law after a little comment in Spanish, so Arnoldo immidietly posted another comment in Spanish.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 05 Apr 2008 16:40

    orald wrote:He didn't do that much, Freak just made an "only English" law after a little comment in Spanish, so Arnoldo immidietly posted another comment in Spanish.


    Actually, I made that rule after you posted something in Hebrew.

    :wink:

    So any claims that I made the rule to target him are totally bogus.
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    Postby orald » 05 Apr 2008 16:44

    Sure...whatever helps you sleep at night. :roll:

    BTW, I was cursing you guys like you've never seen before in those half dozen words there. :wink:
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    Postby SandChigger » 05 Apr 2008 19:25

    orald wrote:BTW, I was cursing you guys like you've never seen before in those half dozen words there. :wink:

    No you weren't.

    You wrote only: Ha ha ha, now I can curse you (all) in Hebrew! 8)
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    Postby orald » 05 Apr 2008 20:53

    Damnation! :x

    You shall soon cease to meddle in my affairs, puny mortal! :evil:
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    Postby SandChigger » 05 Apr 2008 23:04

    :cry: It's my fault I've always been into languages? :cry:
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    Postby Rakis » 06 Apr 2008 00:03

    No tears for him, i'm keeping my water without problem...
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    Postby inhuien » 06 Apr 2008 04:39

    Good riddance to bad rubbish.

    I’ll miss him like a persistent headache.
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    Postby chanilover » 06 Apr 2008 05:44

    :lol: So Arnoloco joined and was banned before I even noticed he was here. Dumb prick, no doubt he's shit-stirring over at Dunenovels.

    I was not a friend of Arnoloco, he is SO 2007 and no one gives a tit about him anymore. And his wife has a face like a cow leaking shit.
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