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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 21 Jun 2010 15:32

    Freakzilla wrote:
    A Thing of Eternity wrote:Or, since many Americans think we're to the south (not sure where they think Mexico is then...) maybe we're sometimes it's pants too? Very confusing. :lol:

    I do like that cartoon though. :D


    Hell, they probably can't even find the USA on a map so it doesn't matter.

    You know what I say, half the people...


    Word. That ratio is the same up here as it is down there, we just only have a tenth of the people so we hear idiocy slightly less often... but still pretty often (especially in cowboy town where I live... what a bunch of idiots).
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandRider » 21 Jun 2010 18:23



    Oh, I'm a good old rebel, now that's just what I am,
    And for this yankee nation, I do not give a damn.
    I'm glad I fought agin'er, I only wish we'd won.
    I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done.

    I hates the yankee nation and everything they do.
    I hates the declaration of independence, too.
    I hates the glorious union, just dripping with our blood.
    I hates the striped banner, and fitted all I could

    I road with Robert E. Lee, for three years, thereabout.
    Got wounded in four places, and I starved at point lookout.
    I caught the rhum'tism, campin' in the snow.
    But I killed a chance of Yankees and I'd like to kill some more.

    Three hundred thousand Yankees is stiff in southern dust.
    We got three hundred thousand before they conquered us.
    They died of Southern Fever and southern steel and shot,
    I wish it were three million instead of what we got.

    I can't pick up my musket and fight 'um down no more.
    But I ain't gonna love 'um, now that is certain sure
    And I don't want no pardon or what I was and am,
    I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.

    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Freakzilla » 21 Jun 2010 18:28

    WTF? :? :lol:
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandRider » 21 Jun 2010 18:29

    you ain't never heard that song ?

    boy, where you from ?
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Freakzilla » 21 Jun 2010 18:34

    Yeah, I've heard it. It was jut kinda unexpected.
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby lotek » 21 Jun 2010 19:09

    I don't think I have, care to enlighten me?

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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Omphalos » 21 Jun 2010 19:18

    Sedition!
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby inhuien » 22 Jun 2010 04:18

    That's his middle name, no?
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Eyes High » 22 Jun 2010 08:34

    I can't believe I ain't never heard that one before now. :oops:
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Quagmire » 22 Jul 2010 08:30

    I once had an argument with someone regarding todays music. Their position was "There are no great musician today, like Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, etc. I told the person they were a complete fool. We have more great musician today than ever before. Musician easily the equal of these revered greats.

    All of the great artists used, and continue to use the latest and greatest musical technology. So there isn't far to look when you look for musical genius. They surround us.

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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 11 Oct 2010 20:09

    :shock:

    Did someone actually join just this morning and call themselves Manion the Innocent? :?

    :lol:

    Baby, have YOU got the wrong forum! :laughing-rolling:

    Try this instead: http://forum.dunenovels.com/phpBB2/
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby merkin muffley » 12 Oct 2010 01:40

    Poor little Manion...
    "I must admit, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor...."
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 12 Oct 2010 03:07

    Yeah, this might scare him away, huh? :(

    (I just checked DumbNovels and DED2k and he doesn't appear to have joined either. Yet.)
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandRider » 12 Oct 2010 10:00

    if one comment from you scares him away,
    I don't want his water anyway ...
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SadisticCynic » 12 Oct 2010 10:02

    It took me a few seconds to remember who Manion was, and it was only the 'Innocent' qualifier that gave it away.

    This is a good day. :D
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 12 Oct 2010 18:41

    Well, whoever it is, they haven't come back since they registered.

    (That was kind of a new spammer practice a few months back, but the name shows too much effort for that, no?)
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 13 Oct 2010 18:42

    SadisticCynic wrote:It took me a few seconds to remember who Manion was, and it was only the 'Innocent' qualifier that gave it away.

    This is a good day. :D

    OH shit. That's the Butler brat? From the books I should have never read? Why did you even bother, brother!?
    READ THE SITE TAGLINE.
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 13 Oct 2010 20:46

    Oh well. Me, I'm just waiting for the day little Manny learns to speak! :laughing:
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 13 Oct 2010 20:49

    SandChigger wrote:Oh well. Me, I'm just waiting for the day little Manny learns to speak! :laughing:

    :violin: Cry me a river for the little bastard.
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Omphalos » 13 Oct 2010 20:52

    SandChigger wrote:Oh well. Me, I'm just waiting for the day little Manny learns to speak! :laughing:


    More likely the day he gets thrown off of a cliff.
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby TheDukester » 14 Oct 2010 03:16

    I'm lost ... and I'm on cough medicine. Who was/is this person? :think:
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Oct 2010 03:24

    Our newest member ManiontheInnocent

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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby inhuien » 14 Oct 2010 05:11

    SandChigger wrote:
    Our newest member ManiontheInnocent

    :D
    Blessed be His little tiny toes. :pray:
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby Freakzilla » 14 Oct 2010 10:30

    TheDukester wrote:I'm lost ... and I'm on cough medicine. Who was/is this person? :think:


    We don't know yet, they haven't posted anything. :cry:
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    Re: New Users - Please Read

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Oct 2010 15:15

    Oh... MANION!
    Well, you came but you left without postin'...
    Have we chased you away, oh Manion?!
    Well, you pissed off and stopped us from toastin'
    Anything you might say. Oh, Manion!


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