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    Postby SandChigger » 02 Aug 2008 18:59

    So in short he really doesn't know what the fook he's on about himself, right?

    Just what I thought.
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    Postby Rakis » 03 Aug 2008 01:18

    Fantomas is back ? :shock:

    Wêlcômê bâck, mân !!! :P

    Sôôôôô hâppy !!! :wink:
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    Postby SandChigger » 03 Aug 2008 06:06

    :lol:

    Looks like he's going to take the low road, instead of bucking up and growing up.

    Oh well.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    Postby Fantômas » 04 Aug 2008 07:53

    SandChigger wrote::lol:

    Careful, though. He loves his guns.

    Anyway...

    Let's learn Jamaican and pretend we're something we're not, too!

    Black up = Smoke
    Bobo = Fool
    Brindle = Angry
    Card = Trick
    Cha = God
    Mascot = Inferior
    Rhaatid = What the hell
    Vex = Get angry, upset

    (What's the "I and I" shit mean again?)

    I think it's pretty obvious that post was intended as a "Fuck you all", so fuck you right back, Phantôm Ass. XXX :D

    CHA! or CHO! : a disdainful expletive (1) pshaw! (2) very common, mild
    explanation expressing impatience, vexation or
    disappointment
    JAH : God; possibly derived as a shortened form of Jahweh or
    Jehovah (1)
    Jah Ras Tafari, Haille Selassie, King of Kings, Lord of
    Lords, conquering Lion of Judah; rastas revere Haile
    Selassie as the personification of the Almighty (2)
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    Postby Fantômas » 04 Aug 2008 07:57

    SandChigger wrote:So in short he really doesn't know what the fook he's on about himself, right?

    Just what I thought.


    I : replaces "me", "you", "my"; replaces the first syllable
    of seleted words (1) I and I, I&I: I, me, you and me,
    we (1)
    Rastafari speech eliminates you, me we, they, etc.,
    as divisive and replaces same with communal I and I.
    I and I embraces the congregation in unity with the
    Most I (high) in an endless circle of inity (unity). (3)

    I", as used in the examples above, refers to Jah; therefore, "I-and-I" in the first person includes the presence of the divine within the individual. As "I-and-I" can also refer to "us," "them," or even "you," it is used as a practical linguistic rejection of the separation of the individual from the larger Rastafari community, and Jah himself.
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    Postby Fantômas » 04 Aug 2008 08:17

    Omphalos wrote:What is he saying? I cant decipher that crap. If he is, I'm sure hes a goner, but what is he saying?


    Freakzilla Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:28 am Post subject:

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    Announcing you're leaving an internet forum is like telling your friends you're going to kill yourself. You don't really want to kill yourself, you just want attention.

    A suggestion. If you want to be treated well here, establish some Dune credibility, that means ask questions and discuss, and drop any act. Then people may grow more interested in your off-topic posts.

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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2008 08:47

    Fantômas wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:So in short he really doesn't know what the fook he's on about himself, right?

    Just what I thought.


    I : replaces "me", "you", "my"; replaces the first syllable
    of seleted words (1) I and I, I&I: I, me, you and me,
    we (1)
    Rastafari speech eliminates you, me we, they, etc.,
    as divisive and replaces same with communal I and I.
    I and I embraces the congregation in unity with the
    Most I (high) in an endless circle of inity (unity). (3)

    I", as used in the examples above, refers to Jah; therefore, "I-and-I" in the first person includes the presence of the divine within the individual. As "I-and-I" can also refer to "us," "them," or even "you," it is used as a practical linguistic rejection of the separation of the individual from the larger Rastafari community, and Jah himself.


    Around here we speak English. Most of us speak American English. Please attempt to do so as well, in accordance with our rules.

    Thanks
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    Postby TheDukester » 04 Aug 2008 10:43

    Fantômas wrote:I replaces "me", "you", "my"; replaces the first syllable
    of seleted words (1) I and I, I&I: I, me, you and me,
    we (1)
    Rastafari speech eliminates you, me we, they, etc.,
    as divisive and replaces same with communal I and I.
    I and I embraces the congregation in unity with the
    Most I (high) in an endless circle of inity (unity). (3)

    No one cares.

    No one cares at all.
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    Postby orald » 04 Aug 2008 10:48

    Freakzilla wrote:Around here we speak english. Most of us speak American English.

    That seems a bit...contradictory. :D
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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2008 10:56

    orald wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:Around here we speak english. Most of us speak American English.

    That seems a bit...contradictory. :D


    Maybe, but they have whole dictionaries devoted to it.
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    Postby Secher_Nbiw » 04 Aug 2008 10:58

    hehehehe I love the term 'American English'. Thats just saying 'we use a bastardized version of a bastard language'.
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    Postby Fantômas » 04 Aug 2008 11:25

    Freakzilla wrote:
    Fantômas wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:So in short he really doesn't know what the fook he's on about himself, right?

    Just what I thought.


    I : replaces "me", "you", "my"; replaces the first syllable
    of seleted words (1) I and I, I&I: I, me, you and me,
    we (1)
    Rastafari speech eliminates you, me we, they, etc.,
    as divisive and replaces same with communal I and I.
    I and I embraces the congregation in unity with the
    Most I (high) in an endless circle of inity (unity). (3)

    I", as used in the examples above, refers to Jah; therefore, "I-and-I" in the first person includes the presence of the divine within the individual. As "I-and-I" can also refer to "us," "them," or even "you," it is used as a practical linguistic rejection of the separation of the individual from the larger Rastafari community, and Jah himself.


    Around here we speak English. Most of us speak American English. Please attempt to do so as well, in accordance with our rules.

    Thanks

    Rules for the I, but no rules for mascots?


    Rest man!
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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2008 11:54

    Fantômas wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    Fantômas wrote:
    SandChigger wrote:So in short he really doesn't know what the fook he's on about himself, right?

    Just what I thought.


    I : replaces "me", "you", "my"; replaces the first syllable
    of seleted words (1) I and I, I&I: I, me, you and me,
    we (1)
    Rastafari speech eliminates you, me we, they, etc.,
    as divisive and replaces same with communal I and I.
    I and I embraces the congregation in unity with the
    Most I (high) in an endless circle of inity (unity). (3)

    I", as used in the examples above, refers to Jah; therefore, "I-and-I" in the first person includes the presence of the divine within the individual. As "I-and-I" can also refer to "us," "them," or even "you," it is used as a practical linguistic rejection of the separation of the individual from the larger Rastafari community, and Jah himself.


    Around here we speak English. Most of us speak American English. Please attempt to do so as well, in accordance with our rules.

    Thanks

    Rules for the I, but no rules for mascots?


    Rest man!


    There are no mascots here.

    The Rules are for whomever I think needs them.

    I quote Eddie Murphy:

    This is my house Gus, if you don't like it, get the fuck out.

    If you don't cause a problem you shouldn't have to worry about the rules.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2008 12:08

    BTW, you have earned a new rank. Congratulations!
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    Postby Fantômas » 04 Aug 2008 12:13

    Freakzilla wrote:The Rules are for whomever I think needs them.
    :laughing:

    Obviously!
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    Postby TheDukester » 04 Aug 2008 12:20

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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Aug 2008 12:21

    Fantômas wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:The Rules are for whomever I think needs them.
    :laughing:

    Obviously!


    I'm glad we understand each other.
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    Postby orald » 04 Aug 2008 22:04

    TheDukester wrote:Image

    And oh boy are you a successful one! :D
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby SandChigger » 05 Aug 2008 00:06

    Now there's high praise for you, Fanta!


    I'm not getting the point of the "American English" comments. :?:

    People showing their ignorance about language can be amusing sometimes, but usually it's just boring. Who started it again? Oh yeah...not even a native speaker. :roll:
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    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby orald » 05 Aug 2008 04:37

    Not a native speaker of what? A language for idiots who can't speak proper, BRITISH English?
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    Postby SandChigger » 05 Aug 2008 05:27

    Nice. I'm finally starting to understand why you've been banned from so many forums. Edric may have been completely wrong about ole Hyppo, but it looks like he wasn't the least bit wrong about you.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Aug 2008 12:31

    Hey, our Byron-proclaimed Dune aficionado is logged in again! :D
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Fantômas » 12 Aug 2008 14:38

    SandChigger wrote:Hey, our Byron-proclaimed Dune aficionado is logged in again! :D

    You need a better snare!

    BTW, I heard you were a real mascot back in the days (your own words). Gym was it?
    Uncoordinated? Really!
    Thakns for the pm, I think. :vomit:
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    Postby Nekhrun » 12 Aug 2008 14:44

    You need someone's foot to kick your neck.
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    Postby SandChigger » 12 Aug 2008 20:12

    Fantômas wrote:BTW, I heard you were a real mascot back in the days (your own words). Gym was it?
    Uncoordinated? Really!

    Ooomph! Blow to the midriff! Ouch that hurts!

    :roll:

    Yeah, not being good at sports has traumatized me all my life. Try again, tool.
    I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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