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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Feb 2008 16:21

    Listen up, all! Silence, please,
    To these acts lamentable,
    Of crimes unmentionable,
    Tortures and brutalities
    Ever unpunished, alas!
    By the criminal, Fantômas.
    _Robert Desnos, The Ballad of Fantômas (1933)

    Can the Jacurutu be manipulated?
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    Postby Pardot Kynes » 11 Feb 2008 16:24

    http://omacl.org/Roland/

    Chew on that for a bit if you like old verse :P

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    Postby Freakzilla » 11 Feb 2008 16:25

    fantomas wrote:Listen up, all! Silence, please,
    To these acts lamentable,
    Of crimes unmentionable,
    Tortures and brutalities
    Ever unpunished, alas!
    By the criminal, Fantomas.
    _Robert Desnos, The Ballad of Fantomas (1933)

    Can the Jacurutu be manipulated?


    We do the manipulating around here! :P
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    Postby Fantômas » 11 Feb 2008 16:40

    and so it seems. Thank You!
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    Postby SandChigger » 01 Aug 2008 00:20

    ¡Olá Chico!

    I saw you logged in earlier...but you won't talk to us?

    ¡Qué lástima! What a shame!

    Pasta lumbago! :lol:
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    Postby inhuien » 01 Aug 2008 08:16

    sniff snifff..... was i too bouncey? :) :P
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    Postby GamePlayer » 01 Aug 2008 08:30

    Awesome! It's been a few days since I read any "I'm leaving" posts. Looking forward to them :)
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    Postby trang » 01 Aug 2008 09:13

    well met and welcome!!
    "Long Live the Fighters", "Dragon.....the other white meat."

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    Postby SandChigger » 01 Aug 2008 09:43

    Trang...you're so bizarre. :lol:

    (He's on again, he's on again NOW!)

    Hey, Orange Pop, talk to us!

    (Yes, Bouncy One, it's all your fault! 8) )
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    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Fantômas » 01 Aug 2008 12:23

    inhuien wrote:sniff snifff..... was i too bouncey? :) :P

    To the fullness.

    Cha!
    Mascots, their bull bucka mentality, and all the cuss-cuss, makes I and I brindle. I and I even dislike now your resident bobo chi chi man which I and I did not previously disliked. I and I going to black up now.
    You can't card I and I no more.
    I vex!
    Rhaatid!
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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 01 Aug 2008 12:43

    Fantômas wrote:
    inhuien wrote:sniff snifff..... was i too bouncey? :) :P

    To the fullness.

    Cha!
    Mascots, their bull bucka mentality, and all the cuss-cuss make I and I brindle. I and I even dislike now your resident bobo chi chi man which I and I did not previously. I and I going to black up now.
    You can't card I and I no more.
    I vex!
    Rhaatid!


    Ummmm. You're referring to yourself as I and I? I really don't want to be rude, but now you're a Rastafarian with a god complex? Complete sentences would help the clarity of your posts, it's hard to even tell that you're calling us mascots ( :? ) with your current use of grammer.
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    Postby GamePlayer » 01 Aug 2008 12:45

    Jimmy doesn't like poorly written posts.
    Jimmy thinks they are lame.
    Jimmy is sure most agree.
    Don't upset Jimmy! :)
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    Postby Fantômas » 01 Aug 2008 13:34

    GamePlayer wrote:Jimmy doesn't like poorly written posts.
    Jimmy thinks they are lame.
    Jimmy is sure most agree.
    Don't upset Jimmy! :)


    I and I donkya!
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    Postby chanilover » 01 Aug 2008 13:35

    Fantômas wrote:
    inhuien wrote:sniff snifff..... was i too bouncey? :) :P

    To the fullness.

    Cha!
    Mascots, their bull bucka mentality, and all the cuss-cuss make I and I brindle. I and I even dislike now your resident bobo chi chi man which I and I did not previously. I and I going to black up now.
    You can't card I and I no more.
    I vex!
    Rhaatid!


    Isn't this guy an American in his 40s originally from Cuba? He started talking Jamaican on Dunenovels when he called someone bombaclaat and tried to pretend it wasn't an insult. Chi chi man is an ofensive word used by homophobic retards from Jamaica to describe gay men. I think Fantomas is trying to be controversial.

    White guys using Jamaican patois, God how cringeworthy.

    Grow up, Fantomas.
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    Postby Robspierre » 01 Aug 2008 15:16

    Yawn, it's like the annoying kid in school, mummmy mummy! Look! I want attention all the fucking time!

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    Postby Spicelon » 01 Aug 2008 15:47

    When I want attention I just call Mandy. :)
    Poop is funny.
    MetaCugel8262 is not.
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    Postby SandChigger » 01 Aug 2008 19:42

    Hey, Freak, the CubanoJamaican is using non-English and not explaining it because he's being insulting.

    Ban the fucker! :twisted:
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    Postby Omphalos » 01 Aug 2008 19:46

    What is he saying? I cant decipher that crap. If he is, I'm sure hes a goner, but what is he saying?
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    Postby SandChigger » 01 Aug 2008 20:04

    I think it translates roughly into something like

    "That guy Ômphalôs has a big nôse and an ugly butt!" :shock:


    Just kidding about the ban, though. It's more fun having him pop round like this EVEN THOUGH HE SAID HE WAS LEAVING. :lol:
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    I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby Nekhrun » 01 Aug 2008 23:13

    I hate that kid.

    Welcome back you lying bitch.
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    Postby SandChigger » 02 Aug 2008 01:18

    :lol:

    Careful, though. He loves his guns.

    Anyway...

    Let's learn Jamaican and pretend we're something we're not, too!

    Black up = Smoke
    Bobo = Fool
    Brindle = Angry
    Card = Trick
    Cha = God
    Mascot = Inferior
    Rhaatid = What the hell
    Vex = Get angry, upset

    (What's the "I and I" shit mean again?)

    I think it's pretty obvious that post was intended as a "Fuck you all", so fuck you right back, Phantôm Ass. XXX :D
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    I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA
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    Postby inhuien » 02 Aug 2008 06:41

    Fantômas wrote:
    inhuien wrote:sniff snifff..... was i too bouncey? :) :P

    To the fullness.

    Cha!
    Mascots, their bull bucka mentality, and all the cuss-cuss, makes I and I brindle. I and I even dislike now your resident bobo chi chi man which I and I did not previously disliked. I and I going to black up now.
    You can't card I and I no more.
    I vex!
    Rhaatid!


    Matey peep, your biggest problem is you don't know when you've got it good. If you want to hang out at DN with the bottom feeders that’s your lookout or you can hang here and learn something about life and grow a pair. But perhaps you feel you've been in Babylon to long and it's time to crawl back into your ever lovin' pipe....
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    Postby Freakzilla » 02 Aug 2008 07:28

    Announcing you're leaving an internet forum is like telling your friends you're going to kill yourself. You don't really want to kill yourself, you just want attention.

    A suggestion. If you want to be treated well here, establish some Dune credibility, that means ask questions and discuss, and drop any act. Then people may grow more interested in your off-topic posts.

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    Postby GamePlayer » 02 Aug 2008 09:16

    Fantômas wrote:I and I donkya!


    Please, you're embarrassing yourself :) :P
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    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 02 Aug 2008 15:54

    SandChigger wrote:(What's the "I and I" shit mean again?)


    It's a reference to the "oneness" of god and man. Usually it's used in place of god, not in place of I, which is why I made the crack about him being a Jamaican with a god complex. :D
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