Jᴀᴄᴜʀᴜᴛᴜ - Tʜᴇ Cᴀsᴛ Oᴜᴛ

I have returned from the desert...

Provisionally, at least.



Edit: Holy fuck... 273 hits (6 pages) of new posts? I'm outa here!

most of it was made by your sock puppets.

Good to have you back!

and what vile stench hath now crept-in
past filtering filaments of my nostril-hairs,
to assail my fevered brain and tear at my soul ?

a familiar scent, to be sure, pungent, loamy,
almost forgotten yet always remembered,
if only as a vague notion of loathing and dread ...

so then stands the dusty figure revealed,
a nightmare-mirage returned to the light of day;
in blind-terror then gather the children to safe-places:
Chigger, Thou Art Villain ... !!

I thought maybe you had bricked yourself into your dungeon, good to see you're still kicking!

He is back! Where have you been ye ole bug?

Welcome back!

Come to check out everyone's review of The Hobbit?

S'up my buggy?

I approve this thread

SandRider wrote:and what vile stench hath now crept-in
past filtering filaments of my nostril-hairs,
to assail my fevered brain and tear at my soul ?

a familiar scent, to be sure, pungent, loamy,
almost forgotten yet always remembered,
if only as a vague notion of loathing and dread ...

so then stands the dusty figure revealed,
a nightmare-mirage returned to the light of day;
in blind-terror then gather the children to safe-places:
Chigger, Thou Art Villain ... !!

THOU dar'st speak of stench, sirrah?
Whilst the deathreek of thy poxed nether parts
Pools greenly about thy feet
Like a poor Wood-of-the-Holly special effect?
Begone!

(I'm working my way forward through the old "new posts", from around August or so, so bear with me as I get caught up! )

Welcome back!

SandChigger wrote:(I'm working my way forward through the old "new posts", from around August or so, so bear with me as I get caught up! )

good luck !

Welcome back, Chigger of the Sands.

(And do deathreeks "pool greenly"?)

HBJ

I disbelieve.

Ampoliros wrote:I disbelieve.

In what? My return?

Yes, well, perhaps the announcement was a bit premature, judging from the weeks-long absence that again followed.

I'll try to do better. I'll try to do better! But the road to Hell...

... is paved with poor tries at picking up a legacy.

EDIT

and welcome back, again!

I see you've been busy.

AND THE WATERLORN HUSKS OF CUNTLIPPED HACKS! YAHYA CHOUHADA!

SandChigger wrote:AND THE WATERLORN HUSKS OF CUNTLIPPED HACKS! YAHYA CHOUHADA!

Low he has returned!!!!

inhuien wrote:Low he has returned!!!!

You mean "low" as in "not highly" or like in "moos are things for cattle"?

Nice.

EDIT TO ADD
Damn you just said that.

It really should have had "and" proceeding it, lending it's meaning relative to thus, self taught middle English is not what it used to be.

Well, after Chaucer it all pretty much went downhill anyway.

Now you just need to update the blog!!!

Here's some interesting material:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/2228646347/?fref=ts

DaVEED is still around, wow.

He has a blog? Where?