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That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 09 Jun 2012 08:20
by drenowski
So, I couldn't resist it and started reading Sisterhood and now I'm here trying to wash it off.

For that I offer you my water.

I lurked here a year or so ago. Came back recently and hopefully I'll stay a while.

This is really awkward. I had a big plan for this post, you know, funny and smart and knowledgeable about the original novels and witty and also displaying some familiarity with all the acronyms you toss around.

Doesn't look like that's going down today. So let me ask. Why Keith?

I'm from Croatia. A writer. I know.

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 09 Jun 2012 08:36
by ULFsurfer
Welcome drenowski! I like your avatar.

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 09 Jun 2012 08:46
by Serkanner
Welcome Home!

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 09 Jun 2012 09:10
by Freakzilla
:text-welcomeconfetti: :text-welcomeconfetti:

drenowski wrote:Why Keith?


Some wingnut fan of his, we call him Martian Bob (because he believes in Martians), called KJA that and it stuck.

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 10:26
by Tleszer
Welcome! :orcs-buttshake:

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 11:01
by lotek
Welcome twice welcome !

Keith sticks. Like shit on a stick.

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 13 Jun 2012 13:47
by Ampoliros
A man came into a bar, sat down at a stool and immediately ordered 12 shots of tequila.

The Bartender raised an eyebrow as he sat the 12 shots down in a row. "Now what's this for?"

The man drained half the shots down the line and said "I'm here to celebrate reading my first KJA book." Then he finished the last half, one right after the other.

The bartender pulled out another empty shot glass. "Well a celebration like that deserves a shot on the house."

"Don't bother" the man said. "If twelve didn't get the taste out of my mouth, then another won't help."

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 14 Jun 2012 05:49
by Serkanner
Brilliant! :lol: :clap:

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 15 Jun 2012 16:38
by drenowski
Funny, true and sad. A gem.

Re: That foul taste in your mouth

Posted: 16 Jun 2012 11:17
by lotek
how about that one,

A man who has had a few too many way stumbles down the street. Up ahead a nun is coming his way. Before she knows, the man jumps her, lands a few punches and knocks her out.
He looks at the unconscious form, seems a bit surprised and mumbles :
"I ch.. I chought you Bene Gesserit witches ware shtronger dan dat."