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Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 15:30
by blowholesofdune
Hi, I'm new at Jacurutu and I heard that this was the premier place to vent my anger at kja and express my love for the Frank Herbert saga. There is a lot of hot air going 'round on Dune these days( :mad: ), so I figured my name was particularly appropriate. Just saying hi and getting to know the group.

ps. sorry it took so long for my first post. College is a bitch.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 15:37
by lotek
welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 16:35
by Tleszer
Welcome! Image

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 17:07
by Serkanner
Welcome Home!

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 18:21
by blowholesofdune
Thanks guys. I have to admit though... I have sinned! I admit it. I read Hunters, Sandworms and RTD. I was expecting something... I don't know what, in hindsight. I wanted to see how it ended and I wanted to read an inside look at the making of Dune and Dune Messiah. What I got... *silence* :puke:

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 19:24
by Ampoliros
Sin? Absolved...you recognized the new books as the shit they are.

You read them and felt empty, and realized that you wanted more and rather than accept them as a quick read-fix, you came here.

Because Dune is more than that. Its not fast food for the masses. Fuck em. There is a place for mindless reads, and Dune represents as far away from that place as you can get.

There are six Dune books and Frank is their author.

Oh, and Welcome Welcome.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 20:45
by blowholesofdune
Ampoliros wrote:Sin? Absolved...you recognized the new books as the shit they are.

You read them and felt empty, and realized that you wanted more and rather than accept them as a quick read-fix, you came here.

Because Dune is more than that. Its not fast food for the masses. Fuck em. There is a place for mindless reads, and Dune represents as far away from that place as you can get.

There are six Dune books and Frank is their author.

Oh, and Welcome Welcome.
Aqua Sandworms!? Please God no! It can't be! IT CAN'T!!!!!

Seriously though, Are these "authors" really all we have left of Franks legacy? Tell me this is just a bad dream. I think I'll just pick up Dune again.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 20:54
by blowholesofdune
lotek wrote:welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.
You've probably gotten this before, if so, then sorry ahead of time. But everyone knows Paul was Born on Caladan. Why did you write it in your avatar, if I may ask?

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 21:53
by Nekhrun
blowholesofdune wrote:
lotek wrote:welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.
You've probably gotten this before, if so, then sorry ahead of time. But everyone knows Paul was Born on Caladan. Why did you write it in your avatar, if I may ask?
Because kja says he wasn't and has written Dune books to that effect. It's kind of the OH mantra.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 22:04
by blowholesofdune
Nekhrun wrote:
blowholesofdune wrote:
lotek wrote:welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.
You've probably gotten this before, if so, then sorry ahead of time. But everyone knows Paul was Born on Caladan. Why did you write it in your avatar, if I may ask?
Because kja says he wasn't and has written Dune books to that effect. It's kind of the OH mantra.
Uh...er... What? Who cares what he says, it's not in the books? ...Is it?

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 22:07
by Nekhrun
blowholesofdune wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:
blowholesofdune wrote:
lotek wrote:welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.
You've probably gotten this before, if so, then sorry ahead of time. But everyone knows Paul was Born on Caladan. Why did you write it in your avatar, if I may ask?
Because kja says he wasn't and has written Dune books to that effect. It's kind of the OH mantra.
Uh...er... What? Who cares what he says, it's not in the books? ...Is it?
It's in the kja books and to preeqs that means Dune. It is one of the single greatest evidences of his disrespect to FH's legacy.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 22:08
by blowholesofdune
Nekhrun wrote:
blowholesofdune wrote:
Nekhrun wrote:
blowholesofdune wrote:
lotek wrote:welcome, twice welcome.

You can blow to your heart's content here.
You've probably gotten this before, if so, then sorry ahead of time. But everyone knows Paul was Born on Caladan. Why did you write it in your avatar, if I may ask?
Because kja says he wasn't and has written Dune books to that effect. It's kind of the OH mantra.
Uh...er... What? Who cares what he says, it's not in the books? ...Is it?
It's in the kja books and to preeqs that means Dune. It is one of the single greatest evidences of his disrespect to FH's legacy.
WHAT THE SHIT!?

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 22:19
by blowholesofdune
Forgive my ignorance but all this information about kja's tampering's is kinda new to me. Asshole. :mad:

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 22:38
by Nekhrun
blowholesofdune wrote:Forgive my ignorance but all this information about kja's tampering's is kinda new to me. Asshole. :mad:
That's okay. Sometimes the moment of revelation is a shock.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 23:00
by Ampoliros
Did you know that he also has Paul run off as a kid and join the circus?











Not kidding.

Re: Intro

Posted: 05 Apr 2012 23:04
by blowholesofdune
Ampoliros wrote:Did you know that he also has Paul run off as a kid and join the circus?











Not kidding.

That was pretty funny. You're not kidding? Join the circus? What the hell for? I thought he never left Caladan. Was it on Caladan?

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 00:09
by SandRider
Amp, put up some links to your McDune Notes ....

while it may be painful for the new recruit to swallow it all whole,
I would personally be amused at the gagging & choking ....

call it a Rite of Passage ....

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 00:43
by blowholesofdune
SandRider wrote:Amp, put up some links to your McDune Notes ....

while it may be painful for the new recruit to swallow it all whole,
I would personally be amused at the gagging & choking ....

call it a Rite of Passage ....
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in for a crapfest? Can't I just summon a worm like everybody else?

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 01:01
by Freakzilla
:text-welcomeconfetti: :text-welcomeconfetti:

The truth is worse than you could possibly imagine.

:D

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 01:12
by blowholesofdune
Freakzilla wrote::text-welcomeconfetti: :text-welcomeconfetti:

The truth is worse than you could possibly imagine.

:D
If the truth is as bad as you say, then I prefer not to know, ty. I think I'll just stick with Frank Herbert's work and be happy.

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 03:55
by SadisticCynic
Not that we need it, but your shock completely validates the existence of the OH.

Re: Intro

Posted: 06 Apr 2012 04:13
by Nekhrun
Ampoliros wrote: Not kidding.
This could be fun!

Re: Intro

Posted: 09 Apr 2012 05:53
by SandChigger
Achlan wasachlan! :)