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    I'm Not Onasander

    Postby NotOnasander » 21 Jan 2012 01:50

    I met Onasander on Kevin's forum, he said you were all pretty dimwitted and would fall for this, as everyone here thought he was from Texas because that's where the previous troll was form, now people are referring to me as Onasander even though I went out of my way to identify myself as NOT Onasander. I don't live in San Francisco, and wouldn't drive a Saturn for anything.

    The so lithe and spreadsome thing was hilarious, the thread is over thirty pages long, still going on at kjasf. I would link it to you all, but your not able to view it, cause your not invited in.

    Seriously, you guys never check the IP addresses. Prefer running around in your little hellish circles whipping one another like in Dante's Inferno, act now, think later- if never unto this last.

    You guys do help him sell alot of books though, nothing like a group of talifans to flame the fires to engage readers who otherwise wouldn't of considered buying the book. Your a inspiration to us all. I can't wait to have a group of 'Dune Haters' myself someday tearing up and screaming about my works, I'll sell like hotcakes.

    Didn't even get the hint on the Dune Seven notes I dropped off first time here. You guys are a bunch of idiots, thinking you figured it all out- I literally gave you a chunk of the notes Frank based his ideas off of, and you chuck it. I am willing to bet you don't even know the origin of the Harkonnen's in English history (literally by name), or the importance of Adapa to Frank's Dune series. Everyone here get's off on some random tangent or conclusion, and throws everything else to the wind.

    Where's this old stinky cock guy I was told about? He's not dead, is he?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby NotOnasander » 21 Jan 2012 02:01

    And Kevin is well guarded now, by the 501st, so there is nothing you can do to stop him.

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    And he has nut-kicking proof body armor, after what happened in Atlanta back in 2009 with that crazy lady and the fire alarm, he's not taking any more chances:

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    This is where it's all at:
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SadisticCynic » 21 Jan 2012 04:50

    ...cause your not invited in.

    Your a inspiration to us all.


    Yup, it's Onasander.
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandChigger » 21 Jan 2012 07:11

    NotOnasander wrote:And Kevin is well guarded now, by the 501st, so there is nothing you can do to stop him.

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    Um... I'm kinda laying off ridiculing the 501ers since they do a lot of charity work with kids, but let's be honest about this "bodyguard" aspect, shall we?

    :laughing-rolling:

    ...after what happened in Atlanta back in 2009 with that crazy lady and the fire alarm, he's not taking any more chances

    Hmmm? Never heard anything about this? Anyone else?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby ULFsurfer » 21 Jan 2012 08:45

    NotOnasander wrote: I am willing to bet you don't even know the origin of the Harkonnen's in English history (literally by name),


    Most likely FH got the name Harkonnen from a Finnish name, typically spelled with one "n". Descendants from Finnish immigrants to America dropped the letters "ä" and "ö" from the original "Härkönen".
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Nekhrun » 21 Jan 2012 10:47

    NotOnasander wrote:You guys do help him sell alot of books though...

    Didn't help him too much this time, did it?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby lotek » 21 Jan 2012 10:53

    NotOnasander wrote:You guys do help him sell alot of books though...



    I even bought some you moron, where do you think the hate comes from ?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Ampoliros » 21 Jan 2012 13:31

    WTF is this shit. Come back when you're trying.


    what's your three page giggle fest like? wrote:KJASF member 1 "I Jerked off on his avatar! So now his avatar has cum on its face!"
    KJASF member 2 " I did too!"
    KJASF member 1 "Awlright! Hahahahaha losers!"
    KJASF member 2 "I know right! KJASF 4 EVR!"
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandChigger » 21 Jan 2012 15:36

    Eeew.

    "Hark! Onany! ... Hark... Onan... Harkonnen???"

    Nevermind... :oops:
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Omphalos » 21 Jan 2012 16:11

    NotOnasander wrote:You guys do help him sell alot of books though...


    Our purpose is not to keep morons from being separated from their money. It's to make sure folks know the score, and judging by the number of people over here who were once preeks, we are doing very well.
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 21 Jan 2012 21:01

    seriously, how does this bitch get off calling himself the Troll-emperor of Dune ?

    and haven't I already given this lame, dead cunt Trolling Advice ? things like, if you are going to troll w/ a Lie,
    make sure you UNDERSTAND the Lie, and that it is plausible .... half the "members" of KJASF are OH sockpuppets,
    so it takes two clicks to "undue" the "thirty-page thread" story ... altho, w/o even looking, I could've called that lie blind;
    there are NO threads there over a half-dozen posts, much less any "lithe & speadsome" ones ...(the fuck? really? ... ok ...)

    if you are going to lie, you have to lie consistently .... did Merrit call the OH "dimwitted", or was it the other Onasander,
    who this Onasander says is not him .... (I find it hard to believe that there are two equally cum-drunk troll-fails out there,
    but I have been wrong before ...)

    (& Byron expressed no interest in the KJASF when it opened (behind closed doors) and is not a member ... so ... yeah ...)

    also, baiting attacks HAVE to have some teeth to them .... "this is a dead forum" or "you don't understand Dune"
    is too retarded (and easily disprovable) to merit a response ... personal attacks also have to have to some teeth;
    my cock DOES smell horrible (because I do not wear underwear & only change jeans once a week or so) and
    I COULD die at any moment, from any number of causes ....
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 21 Jan 2012 21:14

    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandChigger » 22 Jan 2012 13:03

    SandRider wrote:my cock DOES smell horrible (because I do not wear underwear & only change jeans once a week or so) and
    I COULD die at any moment, from any number of causes ....

    And there you have it. :snooty:



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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby inhuien » 26 Jan 2012 14:12

    SandChigger wrote:
    SandRider wrote:my cock DOES smell horrible (because I do not wear underwear & only change jeans once a week or so) and
    I COULD die at any moment, from any number of causes ....

    And there you have it. :snooty:



    :lol:

    A smelly cock is so cool.
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Freakzilla » 26 Jan 2012 14:32

    Smells like... bigfoots dick!
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby JustSomeGuy » 26 Jan 2012 22:01

    Who is Onasander, anyway? Is s/he particularly stupid, or is this person like a champion for the McDune morons? Same thing, maybe?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Nekhrun » 26 Jan 2012 22:13

    JustSomeGuy wrote:Who is Onasander, anyway? Is s/he particularly stupid, or is this person like a champion for the McDune morons? Same thing, maybe?

    He's an anti-semitic-Chig-hating-racist-youtube-sensation who ended up crying his way out of here. He got his feelings hurt when we made fun of some of his idiocy and tried for a Blaze of Glory but no one cared.
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandChigger » 27 Jan 2012 11:06

    Was Anusunder anti-Semitic? :think:

    I don't really associate that with him... I think of him more as an idiot-sauvage autodidact who got thrown out of the military and who is now supporting himself by frequenting men's restrooms in San Francisco...

    But I could be wrong. :lol:
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Omphalos » 27 Jan 2012 14:06

    It was that Samurai/Fyrin' My Laza guy who was anti-Semitic, IIRC. Him and Sloey. Was Anusunder anti-Semitic too?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 27 Jan 2012 15:03

    I don't know that Sloey was ever smart enough to be truly anti-Semitic ....
    he understood that certain code-words were offensive, and tossed them
    out randomly for effect-only, without real comprehension ....

    on the other hand, the Toronto SwordMaster was certainly old enough to understand
    true anti-Semitism, but his whole Chigger-is-an-Evil-Jew thing smelled more of troll-fail
    than actual race-hatred ....

    without searching, I can't point to the specific examples that I seem to recall
    having left me with the impression that Onasander was/is, in fact, one of the
    type of real white supremacists who see the Hand of Zion everywhere ... those
    types of comments & attitudes are very subtle, often slipping right past the
    casual observer ...

    I do wish now that I had bookmarked & copied all the posts from other forums I had
    decided were Onasander from various other unrelated sites ... in particular, the one where
    he raged about the unfair way he was drummed out of the US Federal Military ... and for
    some reason, I'm thinking that was on some kind of bizarre bullshit-philosophy/chess forum ...
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Freakzilla » 27 Jan 2012 15:11

    What was he thrown out of the military for?
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 27 Jan 2012 15:20

    no idea, actually ... I've speculated he got caught-up the Catch-22 of the various shifting implementations
    of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" ... but all I could ever piece together from random, unrelated posts was that he
    claimed to have been in Iraq, and thrown out from there ... the general tone as I recall was that he had
    been too bad-ass a soldier for the military to handle .... he seemed both angry & proud ...
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 27 Jan 2012 15:22

    also, those posts were in some convoluted philosophy thread, where one guy called him out on some
    simplistic bullshit he had posted, throwing Onasander into total Internet Tough Guy mode ....
    ................ I exist only to amuse myself ................
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby SandRider » 27 Jan 2012 15:27

    the other day I tried to re-create the search I had done during the first round with him,
    whenever that was ... I know I had started with "troll-emperor of Dune", a search that
    now turns up very little related material ... but from some blahg comment or something,
    I found him boasting of his L33t-troll-skillz & referencing his handling of the "Dune Community" ...

    searching that username brought up a whole string of other stuff ... but for the life of me,
    I have no idea whatsoever what that username was ....
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    Re: I'm Not Onasander

    Postby Freakzilla » 27 Jan 2012 16:29

    I was thinking drugs.
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