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Hi. I'm Dan. Know me in all my glory. I like Dune!

Hello, terse one.

Hi Dan. I'm sorry, I haven't begun drinking yet today so I am unable to respond to your introduction with any sort of snappy toilet humor. I'll try again later.

Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.

Welcome Home!

Hello.

D Pope wrote:Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.

Because of their funky hairdos?? Standard poodles? Mini poodles? Toy poodles? You know, the poodle was originally bred to hunt lions.



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What must they think of pug dogs?

Freakzilla wrote:What must they think of pug dogs?

That we managed to turn WOLVES into PUGS pretty much sums up just how creative and messed up the human race is.

But the food is free, they can't beat that.

hi

ahnnah wrote:

D Pope wrote:Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.

Because of their funky hairdos?? Standard poodles? Mini poodles? Toy poodles? You know, the poodle was originally bred to hunt lions.



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Yeah, the funkey french hunting hairdo, do dogs know about such things?
btw, If ever a dog got a bad rap it'd be the dachshund in my book. The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!

Dan, your thoughts?

edit; I didn't know poodles hunted lions!

Dan, you'll have to forgive these people. They have serious problems staying on-topic.

What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!

Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!

Did you see the marbled cat I posted?

Welcome!

Freakzilla wrote:Did you see the marbled cat I posted?

Sorry, dude, but it wasn't all that.

Marhaba, ya Dan! Welcome!

Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!

Hear, hear! Can't beat a nice, fuzzy, purring pussy!

Rob

Achlan, Wasachlan! ^___^

Rymoah

Welcome Dan. Do you produce pondi rice and fine Danian wines? Did your name once begin with Cala?

D Pope wrote:Yeah, the funkey french hunting hairdo, do dogs know about such things?
btw, If ever a dog got a bad rap it'd be the dachshund in my book. The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!

That's gross.

D Pope wrote:edit; I didn't know poodles hunted lions!

Yup, to give them a make over.

Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!

And of course, welcome twice welcome, Dan !

lotek wrote:

D Pope wrote:The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!

That's gross.

How about this, then?

The fearful BoBo lapdog was apparently bred for shoving its head forcefully, INTO ITS OWN HOLE!

I would have said it was far up someone else's, even.