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i'm Dan

Postby dank » 22 Dec 2011 15:51

Hi. I'm Dan. Know me in all my glory. I like Dune!

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Omphalos » 22 Dec 2011 15:56

Hello, terse one.

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby ahnnah » 22 Dec 2011 16:05

Hi Dan. I'm sorry, I haven't begun drinking yet today so I am unable to respond to your introduction with any sort of snappy toilet humor. I'll try again later.

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby D Pope » 22 Dec 2011 16:18

Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Serkanner » 22 Dec 2011 16:26

Welcome Home!
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Dec 2011 16:26

:text-welcomeconfetti: :text-welcomeconfetti:
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 22 Dec 2011 17:26

Hello.
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby ahnnah » 22 Dec 2011 20:05

D Pope wrote:Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.



Because of their funky hairdos?? Standard poodles? Mini poodles? Toy poodles? You know, the poodle was originally bred to hunt lions.



edited for punctuation

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Dec 2011 20:08

What must they think of pug dogs? :shock:
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby A Thing of Eternity » 22 Dec 2011 20:10

Freakzilla wrote:What must they think of pug dogs? :shock:


That we managed to turn WOLVES into PUGS pretty much sums up just how creative and messed up the human race is.
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Dec 2011 20:12

But the food is free, they can't beat that.
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Nekhrun » 22 Dec 2011 20:21

hi
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby D Pope » 22 Dec 2011 21:25

ahnnah wrote:
D Pope wrote:Greetings Dan!
Do you ever wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a strange cult?

I like Dune too.



Because of their funky hairdos?? Standard poodles? Mini poodles? Toy poodles? You know, the poodle was originally bred to hunt lions.



edited for punctuation

Yeah, the funkey french hunting hairdo, do dogs know about such things?
btw, If ever a dog got a bad rap it'd be the dachshund in my book. The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!

Dan, your thoughts?

edit; I didn't know poodles hunted lions!
Leto II is gone for good, except for OM. The "pearl" was just that; a miniscule portion of what Leto was, and not a compressed version of the whole. The pearl that the worms have do not make them Leto, or in any way similar to him.
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Dec 2011 21:58

Dan, you'll have to forgive these people. They have serious problems staying on-topic. :D
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Serkanner » 22 Dec 2011 22:15

What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!
"... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

“There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

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and wrote a Dune Novel."

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Freakzilla » 22 Dec 2011 22:22

Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!


Did you see the marbled cat I posted?
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Tleszer » 22 Dec 2011 23:32

:think:

Welcome! :orcs-buttshake:
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby SandChigger » 25 Dec 2011 11:54

Freakzilla wrote:Did you see the marbled cat I posted?

Sorry, dude, but it wasn't all that. :lol:

Marhaba, ya Dan! Welcome! :D
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Robspierre » 25 Dec 2011 22:11

Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!



Hear, hear! Can't beat a nice, fuzzy, purring pussy!

Rob
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby Rymoah » 27 Dec 2011 07:39

Achlan, Wasachlan! ^___^

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby JimmytheT » 20 Feb 2012 00:41

Welcome Dan. Do you produce pondi rice and fine Danian wines? Did your name once begin with Cala?
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby lotek » 20 Feb 2012 07:37

D Pope wrote:Yeah, the funkey french hunting hairdo, do dogs know about such things?
btw, If ever a dog got a bad rap it'd be the dachshund in my book. The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!


That's gross.

D Pope wrote:edit; I didn't know poodles hunted lions!


Yup, to give them a make over.
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Serkanner wrote:What's with the dogs? I am a cat person!

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And of course, welcome twice welcome, Dan !
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Re: i'm Dan

Postby SandChigger » 20 Feb 2012 10:39

lotek wrote:
D Pope wrote:The fearless weinerdog is bred for taking on badgers, IN THEIR OWN HOLES!


That's gross.

How about this, then?

The fearful BoBo lapdog was apparently bred for shoving its head forcefully, INTO ITS OWN HOLE! ;)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

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I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Re: i'm Dan

Postby lotek » 20 Feb 2012 11:59

I would have said it was far up someone else's, even.
Spice is the worm's gonads.


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