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hatred spawned by an incredibly frustrating night dealing with kevy and bry guy fans

ive had the misfortune today of hearing that the frank books were "too slow and boring" and that kevy is actually a great author and the house books were very well written

i love dune, all 6 of them, and would happily do zombie franks bidding, so it really kills me to see these new books, with erasmus idaho, the one true kwisatz haderach, and water sandworms, and oracles of time
so here i am (some of us are friends on facebook, this is vince), coming forth to this site again, asking, nay, BEGGING for someone to hire ninjas to go stop the brutal necrophelic gangbang of my hero, the greatest author that ever was, frank herbert

happy saturday night jacurutu

Achlan wa-sachlan! Welcome, doubly welcome!

Welcome Welcome.


Perhaps we can allay some of your hatred, it will blind you. I'm not saying forgive and forget, believing the new books to be equal if not greater than Frank's Dune is the greatest literary crime this century.

Understand your enemies position, and you might just come to pity the Hack who can't see he's a joke.

Welcome Home!

hey sand chigger!
i had a feeling this was where youve been hiding!

haha well i graduated middle school, so i dont think im capable of understanding their position
until i see franks "notes" for myself, im still convinced they found a post-it that had the word cinnamon on it

Well Met and Welcome!

endisbegun27 wrote:until i see franks "notes" for myself, i'm still convinced they found a post-it that had the word cinnamon on it

A sig worthy line!

endisbegun27 wrote:hey sand chigger!
i had a feeling this was where youve been hiding!

Ain't been hiding, just been busy.

until i see franks "notes" for myself, im still convinced they found a post-it that had the word cinnamon on it

Amp's right: sig-worthy!

Welcome!!!

Hatred is just one of the many stages you will go through.

Probably the "darkest".

I think a full third of the stages center on pure disbelief.

That cinnamon line was indeed pretty awesome.

Welcome, nice entry.

Water worms? Jesus Christ, what?

ragabash wrote:Water worms? Jesus Christ, what?

And now you know why we're mad.

Do all those drunken outbursts at family gatherings and holidays make sense now, brother?

...the fuck?

... and now you'll never be the same person anymore.

ragabash wrote:Water worms? Jesus Christ, what?

They're the long, slippery wet things that just raped your innocence.

SandChigger wrote:

ragabash wrote:Water worms? Jesus Christ, what?

They're the long, slippery wet things that just raped your innocence.

It's just like summer camp.