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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Nekhrun » 01 Mar 2011 20:56

    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 23:00

    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    Actually Frank Herbert made his female characters do that as well so that's not the reason I dislike the Brian and Kevin's dune books.


    You don't like fornicating?!?! Your poor wife! You'd better send her over here to me; I'll service the 'ol account for you, buddy. Besides, she's tiny and Asian. Just the way I like 'em!
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby merkin muffley » 01 Mar 2011 23:02

    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 23:06

    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?


    In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Nekhrun » 01 Mar 2011 23:20

    Omphalos wrote:
    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?


    In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.

    It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Omphalos » 01 Mar 2011 23:30

    Nekhrun wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?


    In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.

    It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!


    The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Nekhrun » 01 Mar 2011 23:32

    Omphalos wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?


    In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.

    It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!


    The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.

    That ought to send him to the prayer closet.
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby merkin muffley » 02 Mar 2011 00:22

    Nekhrun wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    merkin muffley wrote:
    Nekhrun wrote:
    Nebiros wrote:No it's not fornicating without procreating. It's fornication overall. As well as doing it with more than one partner in such a callous manner and choosing sex partners (note the plural) for their daughters.

    I love fornication and I thank the god I don't believe in for inventing it.


    How about sixty-nining? You know what that is, Nebiros?


    In case you don't, it's where you make love to each other's faces (simultaneously) just like the French do.

    It's all great! Especially when you're drunk!


    The only problem is that the genetic material often gets put in the wrong place, sometimes up to a foot or two away from where it belongs. More if they don't swallow.

    That ought to send him to the prayer closet.


    Is it better, Nebiros, if I swallow the period blood? Because then the genetic material is almost in the same place if our stomachs are touching.
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Eyes High » 02 Mar 2011 00:27

    Yuk. !!!!
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby Nekhrun » 02 Mar 2011 09:43

    So ErasOmnius, how do you like it here so far? :D
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby SandChigger » 02 Mar 2011 09:53

    :lol:

    Baptism by fire. ;)
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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby inhuien » 02 Mar 2011 10:10

    Better than the baptism of shit KJA treated us to 10 odd years ago. :shock:


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    Re: The Long Road

    Postby SandRider » 02 Mar 2011 11:21

    seriously, no-one has yet tossed out an explanation for me about how Bob Wills is doing this ...

    I simply CANNOT believe he logs on here several times a day and searches for his username only ...

    which only leaves some kind of text-crawling bot-thing that automatically scans this board and
    reports back to him ... is that even possible ?

    SERIOUSLY, WTF here ?


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    personal experience, I can tell you that the folks in those programs aren't at a comprehension level
    yet to be adversely affected; and the short sentences and chapter length of Keith's stories would
    be a positive encouragement tool. ("Everybody, Bill read THREE chapters of this book today! Let's
    hear it for Bill !!"
    )
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