Welcome. Your Water is Ours.
if you're just getting into this, be prepared to get really, really angry for awhile ...
so yeah, if you've been upset by the Paul of Dune, and the "how can Brian do this" the "Spanky McDune ?
who the fuck is Spanky McDune" ... just wait ... you're going to discover in-fucking-credible documentation
of amazing feats of stupidity and horseshit bordering on art ... the failings of the nuDune books themselves pale
in comparison to the personal life-failings of Brian & Spanky, Byron Merritt, and the HLP as a whole; then,there
are the Spanky McDune fans ...
don't worry, tho, we're here to support you during this difficult period; when you read something here that has
been done to Frank and his books that seem ... fictional, not even possible in the real world, a parody of a
literary estate & trust, or just plain stupid and evil, and come screaming into the sietch, HOLY FUCK THESE
LOUSY STINKBAIT FUCKERS GODDAMN CIRCUS CLOWN JUGGLING ASSASSINS ? WHAT THE FUCK ? I MEAN
WHAT THE GODDAMN FUCK ??!? CROSS DRESSING ROBOTS ? HOLY FUCK, IS SPANKY MCDUNE RETARDED ?
AND OH MY GOD, SWEET-BABY-JESUS-IN-THE-CROSSWALK, I JUST CHECKED OUT HIS DAILY TWITTERINGS
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE, AND GOODCHRIST I JUST ASKED MERRITT OVER ON THE CORPORATE DUNE
FORUM WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO PUBLISH FRANK'S "DUNE7" NOTES AND HE KICKED-BANNED ME, BLOCKED
ALL THE IPs ON MY ISP'S SERVER, AND NOW SOME WEIRD-ASS LITTLE POISON-DWARF IS SENDING ME REALLY,
REALLY FUCKED-UP WAY-TOO-PERSONAL-EMAILS AND SOME DEAD FUCKER IN OKLAHOMA, OKLAHOMA
OF THE LOVE OF GOD, SAYS HE'S NAMING ME AS A TERRORIST IN SOME LAWSUIT AND HAS REPORTED ME
TO THE FBI, HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE ? ........
GODDAMN ASSHAT PICKLE-FUCKERS .... we'll just chuckle a little, nod and smile, yeah, brother, we know,
welcome to the club ... hey, wait 'til you run into a trainwreck we lovingly call Hyppo ....
and the bitch of it is, just when you think you've seen these retarded monkeyfucks do all the stupid,
embarrassing, or ill-conceived idiot-icy imaginable ... oh, hell no, they got something new damn near
so ...what happens is ... you come to terms with it ... you will realize that what Spanky and the Bastard have
done will in no way affect the "Legacy" of Frank's Dune ... in fact, as the books get worse & worse, and
Spanky's true talentless and asshole nature is revealed (twitter is not your friend, Keith) the history
of Frank's Dune in the future will treat this period as what it was - talentless heirs to a literary legacy hire
a talk-a-book-a-day hack and make as much money as they can before the bottom falls out on their house of cards ...
and in comparing and contrasting how pitiful not just the McDune, but how bad all of Spanky's writing
is (including blahgs, myspaces, and twits) the more it will dawn on the average idiot just how talented and
intelligent Frank Herbert was ...
and so, you turn that rage and anger into something else .... just the good entertainment of mocking
these poor pitiful fucks, and cyberstalking their retarded fans into committing internet suicide ...
so later on, when someone tells you that Spanky McDune wrote in an "official canon" Dune-franchise book that
the worms shit pure spice, anger won't even be an available emotion .... incredulity , either ... after turning
the Butlerian Jihad into a battle against Skynet and Brains-in-Jars, Marty and Daniel into ancient robots,
and everything Frank wrote into Irulan's propaganda, and getting to know the pompous ass that is Spanky
J. McDune, you won't be surprised at anything they come up with to trip each up with their own dicks ...
f'instance, the "SuperStar of Writing Seminar" .... GummiWorms .... Bryon Merritt, Grandson of The Spice,
getting his Dune-movie news from google-search ... &etc.... &etc...
but then, after a while, that's not even funny, anymore, it's just fucking sad ... but ... then, a pretard or
low-grade internet moron will stumble into the web ... and we'll have some fun for awhile ... but ... in the end ...
that's sad and depressing, too ...
huh. well, fuck this, I'm going to go out to the barn and shot myself in the face with a shotgun ...
I leave all my internet intellectual property to Tleszer ...
"My boots? What? Well, why would I give a fuck if you twats buried me with my boots on ?
Fuck, you wanna throw the horse in there, too? Morons. Besides, if I die today, there ain't
gonna be enough of my body left to fill a haversack, much less a casket ... them fucking
Yankees'll burn me alive and drag my ass all the way to New York City ..."
~General Nathan Bedford Forrest, Thompson's Station, 1862
................ I exist only to amuse myself ................I personally feel that this message board, Jacurutu, is full of hateful folks who don't know
how to fully interact with people. ~ "Spice Grandson" (Bryon Merrit) 08 June 2008