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I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:29
by Xenu
Hello underlings, I am the dark lord Xenu, I have come to enslave you with my 1960s aircr.. I mean spaceships.

I'm a youngling who saw the Dune movie a few years back and finally decided to start reading the original novels about two months ago, sadly time is not always easy to find so I'm still only early on in the first novel.

I had heard this was a great source of slav.. I mean fellow kindred spirits to share my appreciation of Frank's work with.

Be gentle.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:41
by lotek
I am gentle but soome people here aren't :)
one piece of advice; don't show any weaknesses lol

Antway welcome to Jacurutu and more important welcome to Dune,
A beginning is a very delicate time.
Welcome

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Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:47
by Xenu
My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 06:58
by lotek
Xenu wrote:My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
that should do the trick :)

Oh and I almost forgot:

"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 07:00
by inhuien
hihihi Xenu :)

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 07:29
by trang
Welcome

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 09:05
by Serkanner
Welcome Home!

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 09:14
by Eyes High
Welcome on board mate.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:09
by Tleszer
Welcome! :orcs-buttshake:

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:27
by Olympos
"I have created a holy obscenity!" he said. "This religion built around my person disgusts me!"

"Yes, Lord."

Nayla's green eyes on the gilded cushions of her cheeks stared out at him without questioning, without comprehension, without the need of either response.

If I sent her out to collect the stars, she would go and she would attempt it. She thinks I am testing her again. I do believe she could anger me.

"This damnable religion should end with me!" Leto shouted. "Why should I want to loose a religion upon my people? Religions wreck from within -- Empires and individuals alike! It's all the same."

"Yes, Lord."
God Emperor of Dune

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 10:34
by SandRider
lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:
:evil:

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 11:57
by nampigai
welcome mate.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 12:08
by lotek
SandRider wrote:
lotek wrote:
"Your water is ours!"

Too late people :lol: :lol:
:evil:
hey I think he's my first :)
But i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 13:05
by Ampoliros
You don't sell Fremen for their water!

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 13:14
by lotek
didn't the Fremen use water rings as coin?

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 13:41
by SandRider
lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol

claim it when I'm dead .....

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 14:27
by A Thing of Eternity
Hello, hope you enjoy the books, we're all more than happy to answer any questions that might come up. Watch out for spoilers, this place is one gigantic spoiler farm.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 14:31
by Tleszer
***SPOILER ALERT***






I have a green tushie.







***END SPOILERS***

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 15:11
by DuneFishUK
Welcome! :)

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 16:09
by lotek
SandRider wrote:
lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol

claim it when I'm dead .....

now you're gonna make me cry...

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 01 Mar 2010 20:56
by SandChigger
Greetings, Xenu.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 01:20
by Xenu
Thank you guys!

You've made me feel so welcomed! :tissue2:

And I'll make sure to watch out for spoilers though I've kinda had the big stuff in the first three novels spoiled to me by the film and miniseries.

But it doesn't seem to bother me because the novels are so well-written, just swallows you whole like a shai-hulud!

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 10:25
by SandRider
harumph. now ....


Welcome. Your Water is Ours.

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 11:41
by Seraphan
Welcome, twice welcome!

Re: I am Xenu.

Posted: 02 Mar 2010 18:40
by Ampoliros
Welcome Welcome. Please don't nuke our Volcanos.