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    I am Xenu.

    Postby Xenu » 01 Mar 2010 06:29

    Hello underlings, I am the dark lord Xenu, I have come to enslave you with my 1960s aircr.. I mean spaceships.

    I'm a youngling who saw the Dune movie a few years back and finally decided to start reading the original novels about two months ago, sadly time is not always easy to find so I'm still only early on in the first novel.

    I had heard this was a great source of slav.. I mean fellow kindred spirits to share my appreciation of Frank's work with.

    Be gentle.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby lotek » 01 Mar 2010 06:41

    I am gentle but soome people here aren't :)
    one piece of advice; don't show any weaknesses lol

    Antway welcome to Jacurutu and more important welcome to Dune,
    A beginning is a very delicate time.


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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Xenu » 01 Mar 2010 06:47

    My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

    Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby lotek » 01 Mar 2010 06:58

    Xenu wrote:My only weakness is Hubbard, and he's not here on Earth anymore! He passed to another plane of existence to further study the universe! :lol:

    Anyway, thanks for the advice. I will try to be as hard as Arnold in Kindergarten Cop.


    that should do the trick :)

    Oh and I almost forgot:

    "Your water is ours!"

    Too late people :lol: :lol:
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby inhuien » 01 Mar 2010 07:00

    hihihi Xenu :)
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    SandRider wrote:I MISS HIM SOOOOOO MUCH !!!!
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby trang » 01 Mar 2010 07:29

    Welcome
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    But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.."
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Serkanner » 01 Mar 2010 09:05

    Welcome Home!
    "... the mystery of life isn't a problem to solve but a reality to experience."

    “There is no escape—we pay for the violence of our ancestors.”

    Sandrider: "Keith went to Bobo's for a weekend of drinking, watched some DVDs,
    and wrote a Dune Novel."
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Eyes High » 01 Mar 2010 09:14

    Welcome on board mate.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Tleszer » 01 Mar 2010 10:09

    Welcome! :orcs-buttshake:
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Olympos » 01 Mar 2010 10:27

    "I have created a holy obscenity!" he said. "This religion built around my person disgusts me!"

    "Yes, Lord."

    Nayla's green eyes on the gilded cushions of her cheeks stared out at him without questioning, without comprehension, without the need of either response.

    If I sent her out to collect the stars, she would go and she would attempt it. She thinks I am testing her again. I do believe she could anger me.

    "This damnable religion should end with me!" Leto shouted. "Why should I want to loose a religion upon my people? Religions wreck from within -- Empires and individuals alike! It's all the same."

    "Yes, Lord."

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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby SandRider » 01 Mar 2010 10:34

    lotek wrote:
    "Your water is ours!"

    Too late people :lol: :lol:


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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby nampigai » 01 Mar 2010 11:57

    welcome mate.
    Do not be quick to reveal judgment. Hidden judgment is often more potent. It can guide reaction whose effects are felt only when too late to divert them.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby lotek » 01 Mar 2010 12:08

    SandRider wrote:
    lotek wrote:
    "Your water is ours!"

    Too late people :lol: :lol:


    :evil:


    hey I think he's my first :)
    But i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Ampoliros » 01 Mar 2010 13:05

    You don't sell Fremen for their water!
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby lotek » 01 Mar 2010 13:14

    didn't the Fremen use water rings as coin?
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby SandRider » 01 Mar 2010 13:41

    lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol



    claim it when I'm dead .....
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby A Thing of Eternity » 01 Mar 2010 14:27

    Hello, hope you enjoy the books, we're all more than happy to answer any questions that might come up. Watch out for spoilers, this place is one gigantic spoiler farm.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Tleszer » 01 Mar 2010 14:31

    ***SPOILER ALERT***






    I have a green tushie.







    ***END SPOILERS***
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby DuneFishUK » 01 Mar 2010 15:11

    Welcome! :)
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby lotek » 01 Mar 2010 16:09

    SandRider wrote:
    lotek wrote:i'll trade his water for that cool spice coffee service of yours lol



    claim it when I'm dead .....


    now you're gonna make me cry...
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby SandChigger » 01 Mar 2010 20:56

    Greetings, Xenu.
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Xenu » 02 Mar 2010 01:20

    Thank you guys!

    You've made me feel so welcomed! :tissue2:

    And I'll make sure to watch out for spoilers though I've kinda had the big stuff in the first three novels spoiled to me by the film and miniseries.

    But it doesn't seem to bother me because the novels are so well-written, just swallows you whole like a shai-hulud!
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby SandRider » 02 Mar 2010 10:25

    harumph. now ....


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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Seraphan » 02 Mar 2010 11:41

    Welcome, twice welcome!
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    Re: I am Xenu.

    Postby Ampoliros » 02 Mar 2010 18:40

    Welcome Welcome. Please don't nuke our Volcanos.
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