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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Mar 2008 21:22

    How do you know she's really a female?

    Not that I doubt it. But if that's the reason I'd consider that sexual harassment.

    I don't want to ban anyone, I want everyone to hold hands and sing.

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    Postby orald » 04 Mar 2008 21:34

    I object! There's no sexual harassment as long as I harass both genders without discrimination!

    As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Mar 2008 21:37

    orald wrote:I object! There's no sexual harassment as long as I harass both genders without discrimination!


    Well, that's fine. But my comment was directed at Fantomas.

    As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:
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    Postby GamePlayer » 04 Mar 2008 21:48

    Freakzilla wrote:I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Time for a RvB quote...

    "Send me naked pictures"

    :) :lol:
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    Postby Freakzilla » 04 Mar 2008 23:02

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Time for a RvB quote...

    "Send me naked pictures"

    :) :lol:


    Oh, just google it...

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    Postby Rakis » 04 Mar 2008 23:31

    Freakzilla wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Time for a RvB quote...

    "Send me naked pictures"

    :) :lol:


    Oh, just google it...

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    You look WAY better without the affro... :P
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    Postby Mandy » 05 Mar 2008 11:10

    orald wrote:As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    Dammit Orald, that's supposed to be a secret! Hush, or I'll tell everyone that you have a crush on a fat Welshman.
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    Postby Phaedrus » 05 Mar 2008 11:36

    GamePlayer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Time for a RvB quote...

    "Send me naked pictures"

    :) :lol:


    ((Cheerleaders can be male))
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    Postby GamePlayer » 05 Mar 2008 13:32

    Freakzilla wrote:
    GamePlayer wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Time for a RvB quote...

    "Send me naked pictures"

    :) :lol:


    Oh, just google it...

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    Wow, that's jail bait right there :)
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 05 Mar 2008 14:17

    Mandy wrote:
    orald wrote:As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    Dammit Orald, that's supposed to be a secret! Hush, or I'll tell everyone that you have a crush on a fat Welshman.


    Best nips I've ever seen on a whelshman! :P

    Seriously though, TPOG is right. We are all adults here let's remember to try to act like one. A bit of profanity is just fine; innuendo and personally addressing people once they have expressed that they are uncomfortable is inappropriate.
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    Postby orald » 05 Mar 2008 22:32

    Yea, like Tleilax said.

    So, Tleilax, what are you wearing? :wink:
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Tleilax Master B » 05 Mar 2008 22:56

    orald wrote:Yea, like Tleilax said.

    So, Tleilax, what are you wearing? :wink:


    Let's just say I made the nightly the deposit at the selamlik; so you figure it out! :P
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    Postby orald » 05 Mar 2008 23:58

    I have no idea what that means. :?
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    Postby Omphalos » 06 Mar 2008 00:56

    orald wrote:I have no idea what that means. :?


    Don't you remember what a selamlik is, orald?
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    Postby chanilover » 06 Mar 2008 03:01

    Freakzilla wrote:
    orald wrote:I object! There's no sexual harassment as long as I harass both genders without discrimination!


    Well, that's fine. But my comment was directed at Fantomas.

    As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Jesus, are you still hanging around in gay bars sponging free drinks from desperate queens?
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    Postby valys » 06 Mar 2008 08:36

    Omphalos wrote:
    orald wrote:I have no idea what that means. :?


    Don't you remember what a selamlik is, orald?


    That would be illegal in most countries. Unless you're not married to them, in which case it's ok :mrgreen:
    Like I said before, I never repeat myself.
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    Postby SandChigger » 06 Mar 2008 10:22

    chanilover wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    orald wrote:I object! There's no sexual harassment as long as I harass both genders without discrimination!


    Well, that's fine. But my comment was directed at Fantomas.

    As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Jesus, are you still hanging around in gay bars sponging free drinks from desperate queens?

    Your memory for these things is truly frightening. :shock:
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    Postby Robspierre » 06 Mar 2008 10:52

    chanilover wrote:
    Freakzilla wrote:
    orald wrote:I object! There's no sexual harassment as long as I harass both genders without discrimination!


    Well, that's fine. But my comment was directed at Fantomas.

    As to her real identity, it has been long rumored she's actually a fat Welshman, just ask her.


    I'm actually a bisexual cheerleader on ecstacy. :wink:


    Jesus, are you still hanging around in gay bars sponging free drinks from desperate queens?


    That's a bad thing????????????

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    Postby orald » 06 Mar 2008 14:24

    Omphalos wrote:
    orald wrote:I have no idea what that means. :?


    Don't you remember what a selamlik is, orald?

    It stil doesn't make any sense unless you explain what the hidden meaning is...like what is the "nightly deposit".
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

    I wish I could have been with you that one last time.
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    Postby Omphalos » 06 Mar 2008 14:39

    orald wrote:
    Omphalos wrote:
    orald wrote:I have no idea what that means. :?


    Don't you remember what a selamlik is, orald?

    It stil doesn't make any sense unless you explain what the hidden meaning is...like what is the "nightly deposit".


    Genetic material. B, rightly I think, has theorized that the selamlik is a sort of "entertainment thunderdome" where all mature mahai go to "preserve the future" as it were, but jizzing into beakers for later use. Sorry, I guess I didnt think the meaning was hidden. I thought it was obvious. My bad.
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    Postby orald » 06 Mar 2008 15:27

    Oh, the BT one...I was only thinking of the the term used for Emperor Shaddam's audience room in that big "tent" of his.

    You're gross BTW, so we'll get along nicely. :lol:

    Oh, and a nitpick here, but according to dictionary.com(and Wikipedia), "selamlik" means "the portion of a Turkish palace or house reserved for men."
    So it kinda reversed meaning in the BT term...or not entirely, because Wiki' has links to "harem" and such in the same page.
    In memory of Perach, who suffered and died needlessly.

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    Postby SandChigger » 06 Mar 2008 19:34

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    Crack and sometimes break, under the burden,
    Under the tension, slip, slide, perish,
    Decay with imprecision, will not stay in place,
    Will not stay still.


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