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Postby Fantômas » 28 Feb 2008 07:48

Robspierre wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:What's there to figure out? As long as she's making you miserable, she'll be happy.

:wink:



No no ,see as long as I am making her miserable she's happy :wink:

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Both quotes are true.

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Postby Phaedrus » 28 Feb 2008 11:34

fantomas wrote:Both quotes are true.


And thus the paradox.
And thus the confusion.

Me, I solve this problem in the simplest manner possible.

Step 1: Remain single.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!!!

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Postby Omphalos » 28 Feb 2008 11:37

Step 4: Take matters into your own hands before suffering from DSB*






*Detrimental Sperm Buildup

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Postby Fantômas » 28 Feb 2008 12:07

:lol:

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Postby Phaedrus » 28 Feb 2008 13:13

No, that's part of step 2. Another part of step 2 is to sell your seed to the sperm bank...which leads us back to step 3.

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Postby Omphalos » 28 Feb 2008 14:58

Ah. I see the logic now. I thought "???" meant the equivalent of "well now where do I put it?"

So now step 4 will be: Unknowingly encounter progeny twenty years from now in coffee shop and yell at him/her for fucking up the foam on my latte.

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Postby Phaedrus » 29 Feb 2008 13:41

Step 2 is the step or steps that eventually lead to profit. Profit being step three, regardless of step 1...am I the only person that knows this meme?

There is no step 4, as once you have profit, nothing else matters.

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Postby Mandy » 29 Feb 2008 15:33

Are you an underpants gnome?

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Postby Fantômas » 29 Feb 2008 16:32

Mandy wrote:Are you an underpants gnome?


YOU'RE A BRIGHT GIRL; AREN'T YOU?

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Postby Mandy » 29 Feb 2008 20:07

If watching South Park makes a person bright, then I suppose so.

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Postby Nekhrun » 01 Mar 2008 09:42

fantomas wrote:
Mandy wrote:Are you an underpants gnome?


YOU'RE A BRIGHT GIRL; AREN'T YOU?

So you're doing this in every thread now? What the hell is up with you? :roll:

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Postby Freakzilla » 01 Mar 2008 10:59

So, who want's to be the first to bee banned from here?

OK, I see Fantomas raising his hand, anyone else?

:roll:

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Postby Rakis » 01 Mar 2008 23:37

Something wicked this way comes... :)
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Postby Robspierre » 02 Mar 2008 00:04

Rakis wrote:Something wicked this way comes... :)


That would be the curry I had for lunch! :twisted:


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Postby inhuien » 02 Mar 2008 04:09

Robspierre wrote:
Rakis wrote:Something wicked this way comes... :)


That would be the curry I had for lunch! :twisted:


Rob


Would that not be "something evil that way goes" :P
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Postby Phaedrus » 02 Mar 2008 11:18

Mandy wrote:Are you an underpants gnome?


Me? No. I'm just an evil capitalist bastard.

So, who want's to be the first to bee banned from here?

OK, I see Fantomas raising his hand, anyone else?


If you ban me, can I call it the internet-wide Dune conspiracy to keep me off Dune forums? If yes, I'm raising my hand.

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Postby SandChigger » 02 Mar 2008 20:48

You're so twisted. :)
I have heard of only one mistake that doesn’t have an explanation for a careful reader...with an open mind. (And, no, I’m not going to tell you what it is!) —KJA

I don't like every writer's style; for instance, I have never been able to get through Ursula LeGuin, China Mieville, or Iain Banks, all of whom are critical darlings. —KJA

I...had written a bunch of Star Wars and X-Files books...that proved not just that I'm a hack, but that I could write in somebody else's universe... —KJA

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Postby Phaedrus » 03 Mar 2008 03:21

SandChigger wrote:You're so twisted. :)


Pretzels envy me.
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

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Postby Fantômas » 04 Mar 2008 11:54

Freakzilla wrote:So, who want's to be the first to bee banned from here?

OK, I see Fantomas raising his hand, anyone else?

:roll:
No, I do not want to be banned. I guess the use of profanity directed towards me is OK for you to permit. And the talk about "chocolate" was very proper also. I was just being defensive
because of some comments made that I thought were inappropiate.

I have read worst things in this Forum; noneteless, do what you like. It is your show.

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Postby GamePlayer » 04 Mar 2008 12:21

It's just part of the board culture. No one is going out of their way to be profane for the sake of profanity or indecent for the sake of indecency. The official policy of the board is to permit extreme subjects and language just as long as it doesn't get out of hand.

It would be wise to remember that this is a board for adults and unlike a lot of the supposedly adult message boards on the internet, here at Jacurutu we are treated as adults and not children. I know that might be a foreign concept to some in our increasingly infantilized society, but best members here get used to it and learn to deal with it as an adult.

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Postby inhuien » 04 Mar 2008 12:28

Indeed, I always ensure that I'm clad in my smoking jacket quaffing a VSOP brandy with a fine cigar idling in its ashtray.
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Postby SandChigger » 04 Mar 2008 12:49

And ONLY his smoking jacket.

(That's right. He's nekkid from the waist down. :shock:)
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Postby Robspierre » 04 Mar 2008 20:47

SandChigger wrote:And ONLY his smoking jacket.

(That's right. He's nekkid from the waist down. :shock:)


That begs the question, what cigar are you smoking?? :shock:


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Postby Freakzilla » 04 Mar 2008 20:57

fantomas wrote:
Freakzilla wrote:So, who want's to be the first to bee banned from here?

OK, I see Fantomas raising his hand, anyone else?

:roll:
No, I do not want to be banned. I guess the use of profanity directed towards me is OK for you to permit.


Didn't notice.

And the talk about "chocolate" was very proper also. I was just being defensive
because of some comments made that I thought were inappropiate.


As far as I could tell, the "chocolate" discussion wasn't directed at any one individual.

I have read worst things in this Forum; noneteless, do what you like. It is your show.


Just try not to focus your attention on Mandy so much, OK?

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Postby orald » 04 Mar 2008 21:19

Freakzilla wrote:Just try not to focus your attention on Mandy so much, OK?

But she's the only female around here...no? :(

But then of course, I don't mind focusing on some other people... :wink:

So, who want's to be the first to bee banned from here?

Can I push ban buttons? You know I loved to do that back then! :twisted:
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