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so i was just randomly told about this site because someone on facebook saw i group i started called brian herbert and kevin j anderson suck, and sent me a message. The group is a whole two members strong, but thats quite alright, let our hate be known

im an avid kevin j/bryguy hater, theyre doing a book signing here tomorrow and i plan to give back paul of dune, hunters and sandworms, might possibly light kevin j on fire

i love dune, i'm 20, been reading since i was about 12 after the first time i saw the sci fi mini series. read the core 6 a good 8 or 9 times, and they get more fantastic each time. in my mind the word badass has been replaced by the name duncan, and though the first dune is my favorite, heretics is a very very close second

i hate the lynch movie, love the sci fi versions, even though i know how much they got wrong, but hey, at least there are no generic bald sci-fi women, skinny gurneys, sonic atreides weapons, or family dogs

nothings greater then dune, so im excited to check this place out

really hope this place isnt infested by people who actually think the crap kja and bryguy come out with is good (lol norma)

my name is vincent as well!
as if that was important

Welcome, Your Water is Ours.

endisbegun wrote:...or family dogs

If David Lynch had had his way, it would have been an aardvark, but Patrick Stewart refused to be filmed carrying an aardvark into battle.


Welcome, hope you like it. Please keep in mind it is a work in progress.

Welcome. Enjoy the ride. Most of our members are mostless harmless. Just can't remember which is which for the time being. Oh well I'm sure you'll be fine....your shots are up to date right?

But seriously. Welcome and hope you will enjoy it here. I know I do.

Nice to meet ya...

Eyes High wrote:Most of our members are mostless harmless.

I mostless disagree...

you know where those last two words are from. And wasn't it you who pointed it out the time I left those words out of a greeting.

Eyes High wrote:you know where those last two words are from. And wasn't it you who pointed it out the time I left those words out of a greeting.

I'm so happy you put them back...

Achlan wasachlan fii sietchinaa!

endisbegun wrote:im an avid kevin j/bryguy hater

Have I got just the used user rank for you! Drop by Abdul's Obscenely Used Things and Camel Rental later today, it was still in the window when I went by this morning. (You know the place, right? Three streets over from the Fane?) I'll give Abdul a call and tell 'im you're coming, cut you a special deal. (Whatever you do, don't give the old fart more than ☼ 0.20! )

might possibly light kevin j on fire

Oh, please DON'T do that! Nekhrun, Dukester, Tleszer and me got money riding on a meteorite strike. (Anyone else want in?)

really hope this place isnt infested by people who actually think the crap kja and bryguy come out with is good (lol norma)

Yes, we're all really crypto-morons.

Welcome home!

Take some pictures when returning their drivel.

SandChigger wrote:

might possibly light kevin j on fire

Oh, please DON'T do that! Nekhrun, Dukester, Tleszer and me got money riding on a meteorite strike. (Anyone else want in?)

Are we admitting who the SandChigger sockpuppets are now?

endisbegun: I'd love to see pics of you handing the trash back to the hacks.

Welcome!

Nekhrun wrote:

SandChigger wrote:

might possibly light kevin j on fire

Oh, please DON'T do that! Nekhrun, Dukester, Tleszer and me got money riding on a meteorite strike. (Anyone else want in?)

Are we admitting who the SandChigger sockpuppets are now?

SandChigger wrote:Oh, please DON'T do that! Nekhrun, Dukester, Tleszer and me got money riding on a meteorite strike. (Anyone else want in?)

I want in! I got $20 on the bear-shaped meteor taking out that pear-shaped tool...

And welcome to the site!

Hi endisbegun, welcome aboard.

I hope I am wrong, but ...

something is not quite right with This One ....

{maybe I'm turning into Omphalos,
after all the semuta-bullshit today}

Hold him at knifepoint until he is Tested.

DON'T PANIC

One question, endisbegun: Is English your first language?

Mandy wrote:DON'T PANIC

Best-selling advice!

SadisticCynic wrote:

Mandy wrote:DON'T PANIC

Best-selling advice!

Ah, Douglas Adams...

Don't forget your towel.

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What's the question?

How many roads must a man walk down?

Well Met and Welcome, grab a Spice Beer and Join in!!

Full On Othordox Herbertarians (OH) here, the mention of KJA or BH insights riots, rash's, nausea, eye bleeding and any number of other ailments.

Might ask for a refund when ya give them back, what the hell, pics too so we can enjoy in your triumph.

Might ask KJA, with his new T-shirt campaign, when the Jabba-the-Moesta shirts come out? Or the Dickta-hiking Hack ones are for sale?

Just yell "BOOO" real loud and BH, just to see if he jumps, he is a lump of dead flesh.

Have fun!

The Spice must flow!!

Eyes High wrote:How many roads must a man walk down?

What do you get when you multiply 6 X 8?

48^^

As usual, I feel like I'm missing something here....