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    Schu's back

    Postby Schu » 14 Feb 2010 06:31

    I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Ampoliros » 14 Feb 2010 12:04

    Welcome Welcome back Schu
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandRider » 14 Feb 2010 12:50

    shit, I thought you were in the shower ....

    so, who's been in the shower for the last month ?
    you owe the tribe water rings, buddy ...
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Eyes High » 14 Feb 2010 13:06

    'Bout time. :mrgreen:
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    Re: Schu's back

    Postby SandChigger » 14 Feb 2010 23:04

    Schu wrote:I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

    (sniff sniff)

    You been having sex! :P
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandRider » 15 Feb 2010 00:29

    dat be me !!

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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandChigger » 15 Feb 2010 02:57

    Eeeeew!

    :lol:
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    Re: Schu's back

    Postby Schu » 15 Feb 2010 07:51

    SandChigger wrote:
    Schu wrote:I'm sorry I've been gone so long. HI!!!!

    (sniff sniff)

    You been having sex! :P


    No. I mean, yes I've been having sex (not like that's anything new), no that isn't why I've been gone (never stopped me being here before). I've just been lazy :P
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandChigger » 15 Feb 2010 13:41

    Lazy sex, huh?

    Cool. :P
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 15 Feb 2010 13:41

    ^ :snort laugh:
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Schu » 15 Feb 2010 18:26

    SandChigger wrote:Lazy sex, huh?

    Cool. :P


    I'm trying to picture what lazy sex would be like. I mean, one person can always just lie back and enjoy, but it doesn't really work for both...
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandChigger » 15 Feb 2010 19:48

    "You wanna...?"

    "... Yeah."

    ...

    "When?"

    "Mmm ... in a little while..."


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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 15 Feb 2010 20:23

    SandChigger wrote:"You wanna...?"

    "... Yeah."

    ...

    "When?"

    "Mmm ... in a little while..."


    :shock:

    let me finish this joint then maybe we'll hit it in a diff way

    disclaimer: i don't use drugs. but i know people who do and this lazy sex concept sounds about right when discussing their "special dates" lol
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Nekhrun » 15 Feb 2010 20:57

    SandChigger wrote:"You wanna...?"

    "... Yeah."

    ...

    "When?"

    "Mmm ... in a little while..."


    :shock:

    I don't know, suck on it or something...I'm going to sleep.
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandChigger » 15 Feb 2010 21:24

    Now THAT's lazy. :lol:
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandRider » 16 Feb 2010 00:00

    the "worker's position" -

    woman on back, one leg raised,
    man laying on side - nobody "on top"
    and neither have to work too hard -
    when you're done, you can fall alseep
    still "together" ....

    (how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

    {but I'll think about it .... alot ...}
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby reverendmotherQ. » 16 Feb 2010 00:19

    SandRider wrote:the "worker's position" -

    woman on back, one leg raised,
    man laying on side - nobody "on top"
    and neither have to work too hard -
    when you're done, you can fall alseep
    still "together" ....

    (how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

    {but I'll think about it .... alot ...}

    ermm. such a concept doesn't exist lol
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Schu » 16 Feb 2010 10:04

    Sandrider sure knows how to sweet-talk ;)
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandRider » 16 Feb 2010 22:09

    y'oughta sit next to me on a barstool for a few rounds .....

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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby chanilover » 17 Feb 2010 05:44

    SandRider wrote:the "worker's position" -

    woman on back, one leg raised,
    man laying on side - nobody "on top"
    and neither have to work too hard -
    when you're done, you can fall alseep
    still "together" ....

    (how this would work w/ lesbians, I don't know ...)

    {but I'll think about it .... alot ...}


    :lol: Sounds like you've been watching too much gay porn.
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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby Hunchback Jack » 25 Feb 2010 02:05

    Schu returns, and less than a page of posts later, it's all sexual positions, drugs and gay porn.

    Good to have you back, mate! :)

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    Re: Schu say hey!

    Postby SandChigger » 25 Feb 2010 07:46

    He is a force for good in our world. :lol:
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