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Re: Keith J. Hackerson's DUNE BLOG / tehKJA's Blahg(kjablog.com)

Postby SandChigger » 31 Aug 2011 22:22

Omphalos wrote:Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Fuck. Turd.

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FUCKTURD!!! :D

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Postby lotek » 01 Sep 2011 07:07

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Postby Shepherd492 » 01 Sep 2011 17:26

trang wrote:I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.


I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.
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Postby trang » 01 Sep 2011 17:51

Shepherd492 wrote:
trang wrote:I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.


I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.


all locations (all the ones I know of, 3) have closed in Kansas City, but I did see similar, copies of those all left behind.

I have already seen Hellhole at Half Price books for 6.95.. as well as his other series.

Zombie PI, I guess he is trying to tap into the Zombie Trend happening..day late dollar short.
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Postby Nekhrun » 01 Sep 2011 18:45

Nekhrun wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Hack. Now a zombie secret agent, that would be sweet.

I thought of some more:
Zombie Porn Star
Zombie President
Zombie Dog Catcher
Zombie Toll Booth Operator
and Zombie Dentist

Each one of those is better than what tehkeith came up with
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Postby lotek » 02 Sep 2011 05:38

SandChigger wrote:
Omphalos wrote:Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Fuck. Turd.

:think:

:?:

:idea:

:!:

FUCKTURD!!! :D

A new epithet is born! :lol:


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Postby ErasOmnius » 03 Sep 2011 08:36

Shepherd492 wrote:
trang wrote:I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.


I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.


There are, at the Border's down the street. It's is a weird sight to behold. About 150 hardback copies of Paul, over 100 copies of Winds and Sandworms. Sadly, my son's friend bought one of the 10 paperback copies of Machine Crusade & Battle of Corrin.

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Postby Hunchback Jack » 09 Nov 2011 13:18

Keith wrote:Productivity Tips for NaNoWriMo

For those of you embarking on the National Novel Writing Month project, NaNoWriMo, you’ll start out with enthusiasm and excitement…hopefully enough to carry you through thirty days and the end of your opus.

If you find yourself flagging, or looking for new ways to increase your productivity, you might want to check out some of my productivity articles and blogs. They’re all free.

A Day at Work
The Mathematics of Productivity
Rabbits and Typewriters: How to Be Prolific
Kevin’s Eleven: Eleven Tips to Increase Your Writing Productivity (11 blog series, ran from Nov 26–Dec 6)

Also, we had many inspirational talks at the Superstars Writing Seminars; all the DVDs and MP3s are available, and early-bird pricing is still available for next year’s Superstars in Las Vegas. www.superstarswritingseminars.com


The guy has no shame, does he? And not much of a clue, either.

Edited: to replace a link with the content, to prevent blog hits.

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Postby Freakzilla » 09 Nov 2011 14:34

What's next, a KJA infomercial?
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Postby Omphalos » 09 Nov 2011 15:33

Have you tried KJA to cure your constipation?

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Postby SandChigger » 09 Nov 2011 20:12

Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure! :roll:

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Postby Omphalos » 09 Nov 2011 21:47

SandChigger wrote:Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure! :roll:

:lol:


Sometimes when you're plugged up there's no better cure than (take your pick) a big Mac/a nu-Dune story.

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Postby Hunchback Jack » 10 Nov 2011 00:59

Omphalos wrote:
SandChigger wrote:Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure! :roll:

:lol:


Sometimes when you're plugged up there's no better cure than (take your pick) a big Mac/a nu-Dune story.


Or, indeed, just take your pick, and ...

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Postby D Pope » 10 Nov 2011 17:39

If by pick, you mean corkscrew...
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Postby Nebiros » 13 May 2012 21:20

Kevin J. Anderson if any of you have don't already know, has made a reference to a sister in his blahg. Now you know he is not an only child.

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Postby Serkanner » 14 May 2012 01:29

Nebiros wrote:Kevin J. Anderson if any of you have don't already know, has made a reference to a sister in his blahg. Now you know he is not an only child.


Perhaps he was just talking about a black woman.
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Postby Omphalos » 14 May 2012 12:36

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He sure is looking porky these days, isn't he?

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Postby Freakzilla » 14 May 2012 12:37

Roll him to the juicing room!
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Postby SandRider » 14 May 2012 14:04

& now Jabecca's doing the comb-over thing, too ....
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Postby Freakzilla » 14 May 2012 14:22

Those are bleach streaks.

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Postby Omphalos » 14 May 2012 14:45

He's starting to look like a bald, curiously bearded Shatner.

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Postby Nekhrun » 14 May 2012 15:14

SandRider wrote:& now Jabecca's doing the comb-over thing, too ....

I thought the same thing until I saw Freak's explanation, what a truly awful picture of the two of them :lol:
Do they have some kind of sickness that is making them all puffy?
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Postby Omphalos » 14 May 2012 16:12

Omphalos wrote:He's starting to look like a bald, curiously bearded Shatner.


You know, now that I look again I'd say he appears to be a balding cross of bloated-Shatner and Gilbert Gottfried.

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Postby Freakzilla » 14 May 2012 17:24

The 'hiking' really isn't paying off, is it?
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Postby Nekhrun » 14 May 2012 17:53

Freakzilla wrote:The 'hiking' really isn't paying off, is it?

Shit, can you imagine how bad it would be if he didn't go on his incline walks every few weeks.

(Is he even still tweeting about that shit? Maybe he did stop.)
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