Keith J. Hackerson's DUNE BLOG / tehKJA's Blahg(kjablog.com)

[SandChigger]

Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Fuck. Turd.









FUCKTURD!!!

A new epithet is born!

[lotek]

Fuckturd, Master of Universes (and hellholes too)

[Shepherd492]

I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.

I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.

[trang]

I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.

I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.

all locations (all the ones I know of, 3) have closed in Kansas City, but I did see similar, copies of those all left behind.

I have already seen Hellhole at Half Price books for 6.95.. as well as his other series.

Zombie PI, I guess he is trying to tap into the Zombie Trend happening..day late dollar short.

[Nekhrun]

Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Hack. Now a zombie secret agent, that would be sweet.

I thought of some more:
Zombie Porn Star
Zombie President
Zombie Dog Catcher
Zombie Toll Booth Operator
and Zombie Dentist

Each one of those is better than what tehkeith came up with

[lotek]

Zombie PI???? What the fuck???? Turd.

Fuck. Turd.









FUCKTURD!!!

A new epithet is born!

fuckturd, cause you don't know where the fuck the turd ends

[ErasOmnius]

I think borders was using his books for doorstops at the sale before closing branches.

I was just at my local Borders and there is about 800 copies of Paul of Dune, and Winds of Dune in hardcover. Also quite a few copies of Hellhole, heh.

There are, at the Border's down the street. It's is a weird sight to behold. About 150 hardback copies of Paul, over 100 copies of Winds and Sandworms. Sadly, my son's friend bought one of the 10 paperback copies of Machine Crusade & Battle of Corrin.

[Hunchback Jack]

Productivity Tips for NaNoWriMo

For those of you embarking on the National Novel Writing Month project, NaNoWriMo, you’ll start out with enthusiasm and excitement…hopefully enough to carry you through thirty days and the end of your opus.

If you find yourself flagging, or looking for new ways to increase your productivity, you might want to check out some of my productivity articles and blogs. They’re all free.

A Day at Work
The Mathematics of Productivity
Rabbits and Typewriters: How to Be Prolific
Kevin’s Eleven: Eleven Tips to Increase Your Writing Productivity (11 blog series, ran from Nov 26–Dec 6)

Also, we had many inspirational talks at the Superstars Writing Seminars; all the DVDs and MP3s are available, and early-bird pricing is still available for next year’s Superstars in Las Vegas. www.superstarswritingseminars.com

The guy has no shame, does he? And not much of a clue, either.

Edited: to replace a link with the content, to prevent blog hits.

HBJ

[Freakzilla]

What's next, a KJA infomercial?

[Omphalos]

Have you tried KJA to cure your constipation?

[SandChigger]

Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure!

[Omphalos]

Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure!

Sometimes when you're plugged up there's no better cure than (take your pick) a big Mac/a nu-Dune story.

[Hunchback Jack]

Yeah... inducing diarrhea is some cure!

Sometimes when you're plugged up there's no better cure than (take your pick) a big Mac/a nu-Dune story.

Or, indeed, just take your pick, and ...

HBJ

[D Pope]

If by pick, you mean corkscrew...

[Nebiros]

Kevin J. Anderson if any of you have don't already know, has made a reference to a sister in his blahg. Now you know he is not an only child.

[Serkanner]

Kevin J. Anderson if any of you have don't already know, has made a reference to a sister in his blahg. Now you know he is not an only child.

Perhaps he was just talking about a black woman.

[Omphalos]

He sure is looking porky these days, isn't he?

[Freakzilla]

Roll him to the juicing room!

[SandRider]

& now Jabecca's doing the comb-over thing, too ....

[Freakzilla]

Those are bleach streaks.

[Omphalos]

He's starting to look like a bald, curiously bearded Shatner.

[Nekhrun]

& now Jabecca's doing the comb-over thing, too ....

I thought the same thing until I saw Freak's explanation, what a truly awful picture of the two of them
Do they have some kind of sickness that is making them all puffy?

[Omphalos]

He's starting to look like a bald, curiously bearded Shatner.

You know, now that I look again I'd say he appears to be a balding cross of bloated-Shatner and Gilbert Gottfried.

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[Freakzilla]

The 'hiking' really isn't paying off, is it?

[Nekhrun]

The 'hiking' really isn't paying off, is it?

Shit, can you imagine how bad it would be if he didn't go on his incline walks every few weeks.

(Is he even still tweeting about that shit? Maybe he did stop.)