KJA of Dune (The Ficticious Parody Anyone can Relate To!)


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OK, I think I've heard it, or part of it. One of my satchans plays music videos to fill the time between regular programming, and I might have caught part of the video. (Thanks, but I won't be watching that second link, to be sure. :lol: )
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Can't stop thinking about that word.

Dookie! :laughing:

So far three stories about Kevin and Brian on this forum the others being Life of Brian and Terrib El Cognito.

I definitely want to read more. We might eventually have enough material to cobble together a movie!
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DuneFishUK wrote:Womanizer - Karaoke Instrumental version:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6RU2n1YlFro" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

*complete with mp3 download link.

Go on.... :D
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DuneFishUK wrote:
DuneFishUK wrote:Womanizer - Karaoke Instrumental version:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6RU2n1YlFro" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

*complete with mp3 download link.

Go on.... :D
It's been 10 months and nobody has recorded a version of "Brian Herbert" yet :(
I don't really have the skill or talent to do that, but if anyone has the courage or desire to do so, be my guest. I wouldn't mind adding "lyricist" to my resume. :wink: :lol:
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Tleszer wrote:I wouldn't mind adding "lyricist" to my resume. :wink: :lol:
If KJA can do it, you can.
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Freakzilla wrote:
Tleszer wrote:I wouldn't mind adding "lyricist" to my resume. :wink: :lol:
If KJA can do it, you can.
Hmmm.. you may have just discovered KJA's one redeeming quality. If he can do it, anyone can :)
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That's why all the wannabes love him. :D
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wait, what ?

I thought it was the wannabe-writers that hated KJA,
cause he's got all them books in print and they don't ?


now I'm just confused ....
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No no no!

The wannabes LOVE him, because if he can do it, FUCK, anyone can.

And he loves the wannabes because, well, THEY love him and hang on his every mouthfart, and HE can lord it over them and brag about how many books HE has in print and how they'll NEVER catch up to him, no matter how hard they try. HE collects them because, well, let's face it, no one else gives the talent-free son of a bitch the time of day.

Got it now? :D
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which makes him one of the less fitted to write in Dune, the very book that ridicules people like him, who demand total intellectual submission to their cronies...

Again it would be funny were it not so sad ;)
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I listened to 'I touch myself' and the more times I listen to it, the more I think this is the PERFECT theme song for KJA.

I know what the song is about, but when you listen to the lyrics it is a very good description of what KJA is thinking.

The song should be played loudly every time KJA walks into a room with 20 or more people.
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Nebiros wrote:I listened to 'I touch myself' and the more times I listen to it, the more I think this is the PERFECT theme song for KJA.

I know what the song is about, but when you listen to the lyrics it is a very good description of what KJA is thinking.

The song should be played loudly every time KJA walks into a room with 20 or more people.
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus
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Nebiros wrote:I listened to 'I touch myself' and the more times I listen to it, the more I think this is the PERFECT theme song for KJA.

I know what the song is about, but when you listen to the lyrics it is a very good description of what KJA is thinking.

The song should be played loudly every time KJA walks into a room with 20 or more people.
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picture this and cry

KJA naked and oiled up, lipsyncs to the song while touching himself everytime he mouths the words "i love myself"
while Jabecca is webcaming(yeah i just made that word up)the scene, ready to stream down that hot steamin' lurv on unsuspecting browsing bystanders

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OK ... you're just sick. :puke:












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I do feel a bit queazy form lqst night double scotch(es) and guinness(es)so I thought I'd feel better if I was not the only one

maybe I went a tad overboard though :)
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I'm lucky I haven't eaten yet. Most surely would have vomited.

Good job! :clap:
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Tleszer wrote:I'm lucky I haven't eaten yet. Most surely would have vomited.

Good job! :clap:
coming fro the man who wrote this
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SandChigger wrote:OK ... you're just sick. :puke:
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I assume you're not referring to the Pain Box but the message to Diane... :lol:
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well a bit of both actually :)

nb: and watch out sandchigger seems to have this thing with people assuming ;)
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Your assuming that I have a problem with people assuming things really ticks me off. :evil:


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:lol:
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SandChigger wrote:Your assuming that I have a problem with people assuming things really ticks me off. :evil:


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Hairy as in me mottled pink 'n' gray bum! :D

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