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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby Omphalos » 16 Mar 2010 19:45

Ive been meaning to look for that insurance book. I should be able to tell right away if he knows what he is talking about.

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 16 Mar 2010 22:48

Oh, please do! More gristle for the giggle mill! :D

I wonder if he ever wrote a book about his experiences as a hotel maid.

Remember, some of the promotional materials with the Hunters or Sandworms ARC said he had worked as a hotel maid. Or maybe it was room cleaner? Pillow & guest fluffer? Something in hotel house cleaning...

He's a regular jack-off of all trades.

And master of ... ???
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby TheDukester » 16 Mar 2010 23:19

SandChigger wrote:... with the Hunters or Sandworms ARC said he had worked as a hotel maid.

I think it was Sandworms, and I also think it was "hotel maid."

It seemed to be an attempt to portray Bobo as just a regular ol' working guy, not too proud to put in an honest day's labor in return fo — zzzzzzzz ...
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 16 Mar 2010 23:30

Yeah, a regular ole working guy.

Who's done fifty-eleven different jobs since becoming an adult.

Well, legally speaking, that is. :roll:

(Daddy would be SO proud!)

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 23 Mar 2010 01:48

Here's something sick-making for y'all, from The Dune Saga group over on Facebook:

Aaron Is there any chance of a book/ or series of books about Crown Prince Raphael Corrino, a character that is referred to occasionally in the Dune prequel books (especially in Dune:House Corrino? Although only mentioned in references to the past, Raphael seems to be the exact opposite of Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV.

Byron From the authors: "We did find Raphael Corrino to be a fascinating historical character, and he could certainly carry an interesting book. That story is on the list of possibles, but we’ve got some other books in the works first."

Aaron That sounds good. It is a great privilege to be a Dune fan. Thank you.

Byron You're welcome. And thanks for BEING a fan.

Anyone know if Budweiser rents out the Clydesdales for public fuckings? I was just thinking that would be something nice we might all chip in together and get Byron for his next birthday.

Hmm?

Oh, yes of course, with him to be on the receiving end. Just for BEING ... whatever it is he is. :twisted:


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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

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I joined, and changed tactics(I will last longer and have more fun)


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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandRider » 23 Mar 2010 10:06

Anyone know if Budweiser rents out the Clydesdales for public fuckings?


I'm not sure about what the rules are exactly concerning what the Clydesdales
can and cannot do at your event, but I do know that you have to be on their tour
route, and schedule your event around them - they've made stops at all of our
frontier forts out here, but at strange times - never in conjunction with a event ...

so, plan ahead ...

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 23 Mar 2010 12:42

On his end ... er, I mean, from his point of view, it might be kinder to schedule it after KJA & Uncle BriBri have had him bent over for some further humiliation. Assuming they lube him up first, that is.

Not that I'm particularly of a mind to be kind, mind you. :twisted:


lotek: that Allen Clarke is another great example of a perfect McDune fan.

Talking book version? WTF? Is that commonly used anywhere?

Did you see, by the way, those posts in the "Who's the Bestest KH?" thread over on Winnie Huang's Dune group?
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandRider » 23 Mar 2010 13:59

I just didn't even know where to start.... :doh:



with the ideas presented, or the grammar & spelling, per say ?
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby lotek » 23 Mar 2010 16:10

SandRider wrote:
I just didn't even know where to start.... :doh:



with the ideas presented, or the grammar & spelling, per say ?


yeah you beat me to it!

sweet mary mother of god...

I was going to post something on the KH thread but my brain started to refuse7

EDIT

I've got a bite :lol:
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Tim Lotek wrote: yeah I hope JAK and Brian don't leave us on this cliffhanger!

Paul Louis Dedman wrote: It would be a bad thing........I know he was enhanced for a long life, but how long is long. Anyways looking forward to the Throne of Dune

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby chanilover » 23 Mar 2010 18:13

SandChigger wrote:Oh, please do! More gristle for the giggle mill! :D

I wonder if he ever wrote a book about his experiences as a hotel maid.

Remember, some of the promotional materials with the Hunters or Sandworms ARC said he had worked as a hotel maid. Or maybe it was room cleaner? Pillow & guest fluffer? Something in hotel house cleaning...

He's a regular jack-off of all trades.

And master of ... ???


LOL! Brian as a fluffer. The mind boggles.
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 23 Mar 2010 18:17

I really don't even want to think about that. :?

SandRider wrote:
I just didn't even know where to start.... :doh:



with the ideas presented, or the grammar & spelling, per say ?

Oh, just the whole totality of the thing. The unquestioning fanboy acceptance of the shit dished out in the books, the bad language and weird punctuation/capitalization ... it all just adds up to dipshit.

I'm beginning to think some people shouldn't be allowed to read Dune. :lol:
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby lotek » 23 Mar 2010 18:26

was my joke to subtle or are they really...
yeah well...
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EDIT

holy fuck I just saw the "candle in the wind" reference...

staggering...
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby TheDukester » 23 Mar 2010 19:41

SandChigger wrote:I'm beginning to think some people shouldn't be allowed to read Dune.

I'd be okay with that. I wouldn't even set the standard too high ... in fact, I'd say that an ability to think for oneself is all that would be needed.

Right there, that eliminates 90 percent of the preeks. And anything that eliminates preeks can only be a good thing.
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandRider » 24 Mar 2010 00:33

TheDukester wrote:
SandChigger wrote:I'm beginning to think some people shouldn't be allowed to read Dune.

I'd be okay with that. I wouldn't even set the standard too high ...


me, too.

in fact, I've used that argument several times before,
I think on Conway, and I know on Ian Blanderson Dodge,
and somewhere else, probably Amazon; it's the end-all
argument : "I understand why you like Keith's books -
you're just too stupid to ever understand Frank ..."

kinda like my OH argument #1 - if you don't understand
immediately why Keith's book are not only inferior to
Frank's but actually an insult to Frank's fans, and Frank himself,
well, you're too stupid for me to explain it to you ....

but really, yeah, some people shouldn't be allowed to read Dune,
because 1: they won't understand it & 2: they will misrepresent;
case in point there is Merritt ....
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 24 Mar 2010 07:57

SandRider wrote:kinda like my OH argument #1 - if you don't understand
immediately why Keith's book are not only inferior to
Frank's but actually an insult to Frank's fans, and Frank himself,
well, you're too stupid for me to explain it to you ....

Hereby PINCHED. ;)

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SadisticCynic » 24 Mar 2010 09:05

lotek wrote:was my joke to subtle or are they really...
yeah well...
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(I actually wondered whether you meant that pun or not. :) )
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby lotek » 24 Mar 2010 09:10

SadisticCynic wrote:(I actually wondered whether you meant that pun or not. :) )


totally :)

I didn't think it would work though...
but hey they're preeqs, it's like shooting fish in a barrel ;)

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 24 Mar 2010 13:30

I was on FB last night and I think they've started deleting your comments. ;)
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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby lotek » 24 Mar 2010 13:52

SandChigger wrote:I was on FB last night and I think they've started deleting your comments. ;)


at least one of them has something else than shit for brains then :)

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby SandChigger » 24 Mar 2010 19:07

Oh, you're such a little troll! :lol:

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby reverendmotherQ. » 25 Mar 2010 09:24

We need a name for our sabotage activity against the KJA. Hmm. Hack bombing perhaps?

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Re: Praise for Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson

Postby lotek » 25 Mar 2010 10:31

SandChigger wrote:Oh, you're such a little troll! :lol:


isn't this the troll forum anyway? And I was just asking, since I was quite careful not say anything offending, so if they do give an explanation they'd have to first say why they removed it

If you recall, I was just asking wether they were going to sit on that cliffhanger for long?
I have to admit it is fun though :roll:

reverendmotherQ. wrote:We need a name for our sabotage activity against the KJA. Hmm. Hack bombing perhaps?


i was thinking of a less polite way to say this in fact ;)

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