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Honestly, what's the difference between the Qizarate and this site?

Honestly, what is the difference between you and an ass hole?

am I glad I can't read this !

That's you.

The diference is, we don't stab you in eye with a crysknife if you don't join.

Is this supposed to be a dune-themed insult?

How about this


You wear a collar. You have sold Fremen for their water.

even that insult would be too much of an honour.

But I guess someone who comes here to get a trashing would know a thing or two about collars though.

Ampoliros wrote:Is this supposed to be a dune-themed insult?

How about this


You wear a collar. You have sold Fremen for their water.

...damp hands, too.

damp hands, sticky keyboard

lotek wrote:damp hands, sticky keyboard

Do NOT talk about my keyboard being sticky. That is between the keyboard and me okay!

NotOnasander wrote:Honestly, what's the difference between the Qizarate and this site?

NotOnasander, you seem new here, so I will explain the difference. The Qizarate are the drone priests for a theocratic dictatorship, and don't realize that they are living in a work science-fiction. Jacurutu is a site where the most honorable, intelligent, and hardened of DUNE fans, men and women alike, have proudly have taken the sietch name of the water stealer Fremen, and made the name into a potent reflection of their hardcore dedication to Frank Herbert's work. They can get a bit rough and a little crazy (what Fremen warrior isn't?), but they are not mindless fanatics nor totalitarians. They are the most thoughtful DUNE fans I've come across, and their site is far more democratic than others (most particularly the official DUNE site, though I've never joined). Of course, if you write something really unforgivably bad, your topic will have its water drawn, and it's body mummified into the Bad Examples page. You are fortunate that the tribal leaders have not called you out, for they are swifter in their attacks than a Feydakin or a Fish Speaker. Do not underestimate or belittle the might of the Orthodox Herbertarian sietch. WE ARE DESERT POWER!

(Draws out his Crysknife)

LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!!!!!!!

He's not new, just an asshole.

@NO

NotOnasander wrote:Honestly, what's the difference between the Qizarate and this site?

What's the difference between your mom and a $3 whore?

TheDukester wrote:

NotOnasander wrote:Honestly, what's the difference between the Qizarate and this site?

What's the difference between your mom and a $3 whore?

His mom is his half sister.

Nekhrun wrote:

TheDukester wrote:

NotOnasander wrote:Honestly, what's the difference between the Qizarate and this site?

What's the difference between your mom and a $3 whore?

His mom is his half sister.

That hurt my head.

Nekhrun wrote:His mom is his half sister.

Wait, so ....

... his father had sex with his mom's mother and she gave birth to his mom, and ...
... (much later) his father had sex with his mom to have him?

That's all I could think of.

HBJ

Hunchback Jack wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:His mom is his half sister.

Wait, so ....

... his father had sex with his mom's mother and she gave birth to his mom, and ...
... (much later) his father had sex with his mom to have him?

That's all I could think of.

HBJ

LOL, I didn't even get that far.

Back in Ole Virginny we'd call that relation our grand-sister.

I though that kind of thing only went on in WEST Virginia.

Hunchback Jack wrote:

Nekhrun wrote:His mom is his half sister.

Wait, so ....

... his father had sex with his mom's mother and she gave birth to his mom, and ...
... (much later) his father had sex with his mom to have him?

That's all I could think of.

HBJ

You got it.

Freakzilla wrote:I though that kind of thing only went on in WEST Virginia.

Now now, easy on those prejudices.

Lived in WV for 6 years (and moving back next month). Never saw too much of that kind of action there.

ULFsurfer wrote:

Freakzilla wrote:I though that kind of thing only went on in WEST Virginia.

Now now, easy on those prejudices.

Lived in WV for 6 years (and moving back next month). Never saw too much of that kind of action there.

LOL! Present company excluded, of course.