Sardaukar Capt wrote:Amp if it wasn't said enough, thanks for taking one for the team.
I've been stuck trying to finish Machine Crud for a year or 2 now and still can't finish that steaming pile. I don't think I'll ever make it down the line to Shitterhood.
Machine Crusade -----> Pointless, irrelevant.
Battle of Corrino
Sisterhood of Dune -----> The authors themselves saying that the above trilogy was irrelevant.
House trilogy -----> Was crap until you get to the invisible giggling Bene Gesseritt. Then it was just idiotic trash by people who hadn't read the source material.
Paul of Dune -----> Irrelevant trash by people who still hadn't read the source material, and decided to just say the source material was wrong instead
Winds of Dune -----> "Hey you thought the first interquel was irrelevant trash? Did you know we're doing a QUADRILOGY!?!?!"
Throne of Due -----> TOR: "Hey Kev. Yeah. This shit ain't selling."
Hunters of Dune -----> Unless they accidentally used Frank's notes for a hand puppet play he wrote for a Special Ed school while he was high... then this book made no sense.
Sandworms of Dune -----> They stretched out that Special Ed play into two
books by repeating things so often that even the special ed kids felt like their attention spans were being insulted. They tried to distract them with Transformers and Giant worms and ended up needing 3 Deus Ex Machina's to wrap up.